The Good Guys Season 1 Episode 5

Dan: I'm saying that being a cop is a team sport. It's you and me. You know, in the old days, we used to catch a bad guy, we'd call all our buddies, we'd let him go and we'd catch him again. Just so we could bust him together.
Jack: Are you serious?
Dan: Yeah. We called it Catch, Release and Catch Again. Look, you gotta understand the difference between the good guys and the bad guys. Bad guys are just a bunch of guys running around with guns. Good guys are a team of guys running around with guns. You learn that, maybe you won't spend the rest of your career working Property Crimes with Dan Stark.

Dan: You want a chip?
Jack: No, I don't want a chip, Dan.
Dan: You sure? They're barbecue. I think the dust they put on them makes you feel better.

Dan: See, the law is like a woman - she slaps you, doesn't do any good to get mad. It just makes it worse. A little sweet talk, before you know it, you're covered with baby oil, whipped cream on your nipples--
Jack: Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it, I get it.

Jack: Dan, we can't be in here.
Dan: Why not? Looks illegal.
Jack: What part of this looks illegal to you, Dan? All right? This is a truck filled with boxes.
Dan: Yeah, boxes full of crime.
Jack: Oh, okay. Well, that's a good one for the report. "Detective Stark made a visual inspection and determined that the boxes were filled with crime."
Dan: Come on, we're on the five-yard line. I can feel it tinglin' in my loins!
Jack: That's another gem for the report.

Jack: Oh, God! I cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Dan: Yeah, I can't either.

Jack: Dan, what are you doing?
Dan: I'm trying to cut a hole with my knife so that the cellphone-wavey-thingys can run free, because of your fear of the ricochet.
Jack: You're trying to cut a hole in a bullet-proof steel wall with a pocket knife? Good luck with that.
Dan: I'll finish it later.