The Good Guys Season 1 Episode 11

Lt. Ruiz: You two will assist.
Dan: Assist? Assist?! Dan Stark does not assist! Dan Stark takes dictation from no one! Dan Stark fetches no one their lattes! Dan Stark is nobody's secretary!
Lt. Ruiz: Detective, you will do this, and that is an order.
Dan: You got it, Lieu.

Jack: Let's go bust a punk.

Dan: Well, I don't know what you learned in detective school, but back in my day, the rule was if you slept with a hostage, you have to save them yourself. That's why we have to do this thing.
Jack: Okay, wait a minute. I slept with Liz. Why do you have to do this?
Dan: Liz isn't the only hostage up there.
Jack: You did not! The lieutenant?
Dan: A gentleman does not kiss and tell. Yeah. Twice. Once in the car, once on the hood.

Jack: (to Lt. Ruiz) We will not fail.
Dan: I may fail you. It's too early to tell.
Jack: No, we won't fail.
Dan: I feel like we're failing already.