The Good Guys Season 1 Episode 3

Dan: Do you know what kind of person beats up a candy machine like this? A person with serious rage issues. Psychopath in the making. Work we're doing here could save someone's life. Maybe a woman. Maybe even a hot woman.
Monroe: He can't be serious.
Jack: Oh, he's serious.
Dan: Why not? Hot women need saving, too.

Jack: Someone called about a vending machine.
Monroe: That would be me. I'm Monroe, the manager. Welcome to the Ligato Hotel.
Dan: It's a swanky place...for a crime scene.
Monroe: Yes. To be honest, I would have thought such a simple matter could have been handled over the phone.
Jack: Oh, well, clearly you're not familiar with the broken-door theory.

Dan: Your ex-girlfriend is setting you up with her friend? I can see where this is going.
Jack: Oh, yeah? Where's that exactly?
Dan: Straight to the hot tub. You, Liz and her friend.
Jack: Yeah, I don't think that's ever going to happen.
Dan: Well, don't be so sure about that. I ever tell you about the time that me and Frank saved a bunch of NBA cheerleaders from a burning car?
Jack: Yes, and you diagrammed it for me on a bar napkin, twice. Listen, can we just do some work?
Dan: Yeah, what do we got?
Jack: Code 14B, East Dallas. Burglary of a coin-operated device. We're literally going after a candy burglar.
Dan: It's the broken-door theory. They were talking about it on this cop show I was watching. The one with the, uh, the leprechaun who never takes his sunglasses off.
Jack: No, I think you mean the broken-window theory.
Dan: No, no, no, no. The idea is, is that you got to stop the small crimes before they become the big crimes. That's why it's called the broken-door theory, because it's a doorway to them. What we do here, it's, it's important.
Jack: No, it is the broken-window theory, right? Nowhere in that theory does it state that two detectives should run around investigating victimless crimes.
Dan: There's always a victim. You just got to look behind the broken door.

Dan: Okay, you got to cover me.
Jack: I don't have my gun.
Dan: You don't have your gun?
Jack: It's in the car.
Dan: You left your gun in the car? What, do they teach you that at the academy?
Jack: Well, where's your gun?
Dan: (pause) It's in the car.

Ruiz: This was a shootout.
Dan: Well, it wasn't really a shootout. They were shooting at us. We wanted to shoot back. That would've been fun. That would've been a shootout.
Ruiz: Okay, okay. Whatever it was, who was behind it?
Dan: Geminy.
Jack: Gemini.
Dan: Gemini.
Ruiz: And that is?
Dan: (points at Holly) That is her pimp.
Holly: Hi!
Ruiz: Hi.
Jack: Now, we think he's behind all this, Lieutenant. The murder of the hotel manager, everything.
Dan: Even the attack on the vending machine.
Jack: How do you make him for that?
Dan: Well, he's clearly got a temper.

Stark: Police! Drop it! I will blow your brains out the front of your face! Don't think I won't!
Gemini: That's a toy.
Stark: It's not a toy! It's an orange gun!