The Good Guys Season 1 Episode 4

Dan: So, our dog poisoner isn't a dog poisoner. He's a meth lab exploder man.

Jack: We need more than a creepy house in order to get a warrant…
Stark: Let me ask you something. If this was, uh, open here a crack, this garage door, could we look in there?
Jack: (shrugs) Yeah.
(Dan shoots the lock on the door off.)
Jack: Have you lost your mind? Alright, you're shooting at a house!
Dan: I did? I'm sorry. So?
Jack: So, it's gonna be a whole lot harder to convince Ruiz that the house shot first.

Mr. Spivey: Listen, uh, I'm the head of the Valleyheart Homeowner's Association. So, oh! Here, (Smiles and holds out a pen to Dan) Take a pen.
Dan: (waves pen away) I don't like writing.

Dan: (about Frank's Bulldog Bullet) He had this really deep bark. Almost blew the door off of my trailer. It sounded like…
(A huge explosion blasts from the house they just walked away from as Jack and Dan hit the ground. A second explosion booms as a car siren sounds, dogs bark, and fire peals out of the house window.)
Dan: Well, maybe not that loud.