The Greatest American Hero Season 1 Episode 2

Pam(to Ralph, referring to the light bulb they want out in the cell they are locked in at Nelson Cory's house): Why don't you just fly up there and unscrew it?
Ralph: I'm not a moth. I can't just fly up there and hover.

Pam: It's true. Everything you said about the flying saucer, and the suit---it's all true!
Ralph: Yup.
Pam: What are we gonna' do?
Bill: Well, finally. A rational question.

Ralph: Pam, I know you think I'm nuts; but I'm not.

Pam(to Ralph): I'm struggling to get you a postponement on the custody case, and all you can talk about is some Earth-shoes you lost when you went flying. Well, I have HAD IT!!

Bill(to Ralph): How'd I get paired up with you? We couldn't agree on how to make Koolaid.

Bill(to Pam): What attorney? You're too pretty.

Bill(to Ralph): My head feels like 20 pounds of silly-putty. Next time we go flyin' together, try not to make me the landing pad.

Ralph: Damn.
Bill(after the crash landing together): What did you do that for?

Bill(after Ralph smashes through the wall to rescue him): I knew it! I knew you'd be there! Look at you in long-johns and a cape! What else does it do?
Ralph: I don't know. It's kinda learn as you go.

Bill(to kidnapper from Gabriel's army): You're about as religious as a Las Vegas night club. A couple of hotshots fakin' some religion while stashin' away the goodies!

Ralph(to Pam): Look at it this way. You're one step ahead of Lois Lane. She never found out who Clark Kent really was.

Ralph(to Pam): Why did it have to be long-johns and a cape? I put this thing on, and I feel like I'm 6 years old.

Ralph(to Pam): I was late, and I tried to fly to the courthouse, but I couldn't fly straight. I smashed head first into this wall, and got hauled off and arrested!

Pam: Ralph, I dearly care about you. I...I love you. I think I may have a heavy emotional stake in your future. I wouldn't be saying this to you now, but...

Pam(to Ralph as he drives her car): At least sit on the cape.

Ralph: You think I like this? You think I like wearing this silly suit?!!

Ralph(to Pam as he steals her car keys): I'd fly, but I haven't quite got the hang of it yet .

Bill(to kidnapper): You're from Gabriel's army. You killed my partner, Agent Backe.
Kidnapper: Agent Backe died in salvation.
Bill: Where are you taking me?
Kidnapper: To your salvation.

Pam: I'm sure there's a rational explanation for this.
Ralph: There's an explanation, but I'm not so sure how rational it is.

Pam(to Ralph): What on god's earth are you wearing?

Kidnapper(to Bill): You're coming with us. We've got the lord's work to do.

Ralph(to man in waiting room): I'm not crazy!
Man: That's a bad outfit, Jim.

Ralph(to nurse): This is a practical joke. I was on my way to a bachelor party when I fell and hit my head!