Daddy Elf: Dirty dwarf!
King Beardbottom: Beardless elf!
Billy: Stop it! Stop the fighting! What do you guys have to hate each other?! Can't you see you're just like peas and mashed potatoes? Some people don't like them to touch each other if they're on the same plate. But it's okay. It's okay if they touch. Because they get chewed up by the mouths, (quickly) and sent down to the esophagus, and dissolves into the stomach, and absorbs into the intestines, and- well, I won't go any further than that! (normal) But the point is, we are just nutrients in the great, big digestive system called "life"!