Goodbling: Whatcha gonna do about it, granny? You're in Goodbling's house now! Hyaaaaa! And there ain't no raggety house dress wearin', old as dirt, applesause eatin' old fogie come up in my school, and tell Goodbling what to do!
Grandmama: Uh uh, no ya didn't. No ya didn't. That's it, sunny. You done called down the thunder, and you left me no choice. But to start baggin' on your mama. Your mama's so ugly, that people go as her for Halloween!
Goodbling: Your mama's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
Grandmama: Your mama's so ugly she made an onion cry!
Goodbling: Your mama's so ugly, she turned Meduso to stone! Yo!
Grandmama: Your mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to see how long she'd flip!
Goodbling: Well, your mama's so-
Grandmama: Your mama's so stupid, she cheated off of Billy's test!
Goodbling: Yeah? Well, uh, your mama-
Grandmama: Your mama's so ugly, she looked out the window, and got arrested for mooning!
Goodbling: Uh, uh... well uh, your mama-
Grandmama: Lemme tell ya something: Your mama's. Sooooo ugly. I tell ya she's sooooo ugly. She needs two bags to cover her face! The pound wouldn't take her away! No they wouldn't! You know what? Dracula would drink her blood!
Dracula: Dracula wouldn't touch her with Wolfman's teeth!