Mandy: (to Jeff) How would you rate Billy as a caregiver?
Jeff: Uh, pretty good, I guess. Except that he's never remembered my birthday, or payed child support. In fact, he usually just jabs me with a big stick. (Billy jabs him with a big stick) Ow!
Billy: I'll jab you good, you filthy bug!
Jeff: Why don't you love me dad? I'll be anything you want me to be!
Billy: I want you to be dead!!