The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Season 6 Episode 2

Keeper of the Reaper

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Aired Friday 8:30 PM Jan 13, 2006 on Cartoon Network

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    • Billy: Please vote me
      the keeper of the Reaper.
      I want to be
      the keeper of the Reaper
      His skinny white bones
      are mine to own,
      to do with as I see fit.
      Give him to me and I promise
      my love won't quit.

      Mandy: I disagree
      about the keeper of the Reaper.
      It should be me
      who's the keeper of the Reaper.
      Grim's not a toy
      for an idiot boy
      who can't even tie his shoes.
      If Billy wins then we all surely lose.

      Grim: Do I get a say
      in the keeper of the Reaper?
      I'll make you all pay
      for the keeper of the Reaper.
      All my rage
      is bottled up in this cage,
      held back with these iron bars.
      I'll never get rid
      of the mental scars.

      Judge Roy Spleen: I don't care
      who's the keeper of the Reaper.
      I'm losing my hair
      over keeper of the Reaper.
      And all this stress
      is crushing my chest.
      I'm going blind in one eye.
      And it's all because of that stupid guy! (points at Fred)

      Fred Fredburger: (not singing) Mmm! Don't worry, I found some nachos! Yes. (Judge Roy Spleen hits Fred with his gavel and takes away the nachos) Ow!

      Billy: (rapping) Time to break it down, old school style!

      Billy: Grim is the corner in my square.

      Mandy: Grim's the chocolate in my eclair.

      Billy: Grim is the freshener in my air.

      Mandy: Grim's the conditioner in my hair.

      Billy: Grim's the picnic in my bear.

      Mandy: Grim is the cushion in my chair.

      Billy: Grim is the Renaissance in my fair.

      Mandy: Grim is the anger in my stare.

      Billy: Grim is the stain in my underwear.

      Mandy: Somehow I knew you were gonna go there.

      Courtroom: Please vote me the keeper of the Reaper.
      I wanna see the Keeper of the Reaper.

      Grim: All this singing is driving me nuts!

      Courtroom: Why not just cut Grim in half?

      Fred Fredburger: (at the same time as them, slowly) I just want some nachos...

      Judge Roy Spleen: An ulcer's eating away at my guts.

      Courtroom: That would be a real good laugh!

      Fred Fredburger: (at the same time as them, slowly) How is my nachos...

      Mandy: I totally hate
      that we have to debate.

      Billy: 'Bout whether it's me or you

      Everyone: It's obvious to everyone here,
      it's obvious to everyone here,
      it's obvious to everyone that-

      Fred: (interrupts song) I have to make poo-poo! (everybody else stops singing and stares at Fred, confused)
      Judge Roy Spleen: ...What?
      Fred: I, uh...I have to go make a poo-poo.

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