The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Season 3 Episode 9

Billy: Hello? Evil empire? Legion of doom? Pleasant society? Threat to mankind, ehh?
(Billy throws a rock over him and it crashes on a cute, space creature)
Billy: Gosh, I wish there was an evil empire to exterminate around here. (looks down at the ground) Unless... (gasps) It's an evil empire so small it can't be seen by the human eye!

Mandy: So, Grim. Have you seen Billy yet?
(Billy's Dad picks his nose, picks his brain out from it, and eats it.)
Grim: Yes... I've seen him...

Grim: (Takes out notepad and pencil) What can I get you for, Billy?
Billy: OH OH OH! I wanna be GREEN!
Grim: Ok, green!
Billy: Spring green.
Grim: Spring green!
Billy: (Squeals) Oh, and I wanna squeak!
Grim: Ehh, squeak?
Billy: Yeah. Everytime I move.

Grim: Well, we knew this was going to happen from the start.
Billy: Yeah, but it was worth it.
Grim: I just hope we don't need to sit down for a couple of weeks.
Mandy: (kicking Billy and Grim as a pure dragon-donkey demon) Well, a girl's got to have her principles. (brays loudly and kicks the TV screen)

Grim: What do you want, Billy?
Billy: Grim I want super powers!
Grim: (confused) What?
Mandy: You heard him, Grim.
Billy: Yeah, you heard him,Grim!
Mandy: Super powers.
Billy: Super Powers!!
Grim: What would a backwards idiot like you do with super powers?
Billy: (thinking hard) Hmmm... I wanna fight the evil empire!
Grim: The evil empire? That would mean you would have to travel billions of light years away... to another galaxy... (smiles) You would be gone for month's on end.
Billy: Maybe forever!
Grim: (in total shock) Forever?!

Mandy: What is this?
Grim: Orange juice?
Mandy: Wrong. It's a empty orange juice container. Somebody drank it all. Perhaps they want me to get scruvy from lack of vitamin C.
Billy: It was Grim! Grim drank the juice, broke your computer, and watched my mom and dad's special DVD!

Grim: Normal?! There is nothing normal around here!
Mandy: You heard him, Grim. Normal.
Billy's Dad: Yeah, normal.
Grim: (groans in frustration)
Billy: Normal!

Irwin: Don't worry, Mandy. The tail makes you look exotic. (Mandy growls like a dragon at Irwin as he trembles and sweats in fear) And the mask is cute, too.
Mandy: Ah, what mask?
Billy: Guffaw! (laughing uncontrollably) Yeah.
Mandy: Billy, what have you done?!
Billy: I'd go easy on the insults if I were you, Mandy. Or else! (laughing)
Mandy: I'll insult you whenever I want to, you blithering nincompoop! Now they what's up with this mask before I crush your skull like an acorn.
Billy: Okay, Mandy. Let me give it to you in layman's terms. Grim and me was getting tired of you bossing around, see? So I put the Mask of the Beast on you. And now, if you keep being mean to us, you're gonna turn into a horrible, hideous monster! (raspberries)
Mandy: (trying to pull the mask off her face) I don't believe this! Ow!! (Billy laughing as Mandy struggles to get the mask off)

Mandy: Billy, cut it out before I pull your tongue out through your nose.

Grim: Turn that frown upside-down!