Billy's Dad: Hey, my brain was in there!
Brain: Put me in the freezer!
Billy's Dad: Young man, you can be rude, break furniture, run up phone bills, shave the cat, and even harass your mother! But when you touch the pomp, IT"S GO TIME!!
Billy's Mom: See, Harold? I told you it was not a good idea to give Billy doughnuts three times a day!!