The Hard Times of RJ Berger

Season 1 Episode 11

Lily Pad

Aired Sunday 11:00 PM Aug 16, 2010 on MTV - Music Television



  • Quotes

    • Miles: (Sniffing.) Oh my God... Is that... peanut oil and burnt hair?
      Lily: It's perfume lard ass, I wear it on special occasions...
      RJ Berger: What's the special occasion?
      Lily: Well, I was hoping someone would sack up and ask me to the Winter Formal... Especially since I'm offering my date a hundred percent guarenteed, no strings attached, porn quality sex... But I can't keep this offer open all day RJ...
      Miles: What are you, the ShamWow guy?
      Lily: Well Raven already asked me, and he's waiting for his answer.
      RJ Berger: Well, I won't keep you in suspense Lily... My answer is LOOK OUT!!! (He breaks off as the bus almost runs Lily over.)