Miles: (Sniffing.) Oh my God... Is that... peanut oil and burnt hair?
Lily: It's perfume lard ass, I wear it on special occasions...
RJ Berger: What's the special occasion?
Lily: Well, I was hoping someone would sack up and ask me to the Winter Formal... Especially since I'm offering my date a hundred percent guarenteed, no strings attached, porn quality sex... But I can't keep this offer open all day RJ...
Miles: What are you, the ShamWow guy?
Lily: Well Raven already asked me, and he's waiting for his answer.
RJ Berger: Well, I won't keep you in suspense Lily... My answer is LOOK OUT!!! (He breaks off as the bus almost runs Lily over.)