The Hard Times of RJ Berger

Season 1 Episode 11

Lily Pad

Aired Sunday 11:00 PM Aug 16, 2010 on MTV - Music Television



  • Quotes

    • Kevin Stern: (Bragging about the sex he'll be having after the Winter Formal.) You heard me losers. I'ma get some bite marks on my hang low Saturday.
      Miles: (Laughing.) Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on your balls for ten years, what girl in her right mind would point her heels to the sky for your disgusting doorbell penis?
      Kevin Stern: Say whatever you want *sshole, but I've got raw data on my side.
      RJ Berger: What does that mean...?
      Kevin Stern: Fact! 43% of all high school girls lose their virginity at school sponsored dances. You wanna know the percentage of high school boys who lose their virginities staying home playing Rock Band? You two... To each other! I'm saying this as your friend, guys... You should really look into killing yourselves... (Rides off smugly.)