The Hard Times of RJ Berger

Season 1 Episode 11

Lily Pad

Aired Sunday 11:00 PM Aug 16, 2010 on MTV - Music Television



  • Quotes

    • Miles: Coach, what's the quickest way to get dates to the Winter Formal?
      Coach Sinclair: I don't know, how much you willing to shell out?
      RJ Berger: For what?
      Coach Sinclair: Oh! Oh, you mean for real dates? Well, well uh... You got your 99 slaps yet?
      Miles: Our what?
      Coach Sinclair: Your 99... (Trails off.) The drunk guy at the bar asks a hundred women to have sex with him right? Now 99 of 'em are gonna slap his drunk ass... But there's always that one horny dime, that's gonna follow him into the men's room... It's a numbers game. All you gotta do is ask enough girls, you're bound to find one that'll say yes. Right?
      Miles: Yeah...
      Coach Sinclair: Right. Now move your asses. Time to climb some rope and get some callouses on them girly hands.

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