The Hard Times of RJ Berger

Season 1 Episode 11

Lily Pad

Aired Sunday 11:00 PM Aug 16, 2010 on MTV - Music Television



  • Quotes

    • RJ Berger: (After not being able to find a date for the dance.) I was thinking about... maybe going with the one girl who's been lusting after my dong the whole time...
      Miles: Oh God! Don't even say it!
      RJ Berger: Miles, I know we make fun of her, but she's been our best friend since as long as I can remember... I mean, in some ways, she's already the first girl I've ever slept with... In pre-school, we were nap partners... In grade school, whenever I wouldn't get picked for teams at recess, which was pretty much every day, Lily was always there to play with me... Things only started to get weird when we hit puberty... But the fact is, when the chips are down, you two are the only real friends I can count on...
      Miles: I'm begging you dude, don't do it! You deserve better bro... I'm lookin' out for you!