The Hard Times of RJ Berger

Season 1 Episode 11

Lily Pad

Aired Sunday 11:00 PM Aug 16, 2010 on MTV - Music Television



  • Quotes

    • Miles: I still can't believe you invited mini-Chewbacca to the Winter Formal. (Makes the Chewbacca noise.) Rrrrrrrr!
      RJ Berger: Dude, you're not going to make me change my mind. In fact, I'm starting to think it's destiny... According to Lily, she's the only one who can handle my freak piece anyway... (The tailor jerks his head up with a surprised snort.)
      Miles: All I'm saying is, good luck getting through that overgrown crotch jungle. Hey, you might need to hire a Shirpa to help guide you in.
      RJ Berger: You know, screw you Miles! At least I have a date. And you know, while I'm off becoming a man, you'll be at home, playing Good Day Sunshine on expert. Alone...
      Miles: Oh ho ho ho, not so fast my suddenly prickish friend. You see, I'm not done asking girls out. I've gotten my 99 slaps, and I'm goin' big game huntin' for number 100...
      RJ Berger: Uh huh, and who's the lucky girl?
      Miles: For me RJ, I'm going for the long shot of all long shots...