The Hard Times of RJ Berger

Season 1 Episode 11

Lily Pad

Aired Sunday 11:00 PM Aug 16, 2010 on MTV - Music Television



  • Quotes

    • Lily: Okay, you wanna see a rough sketch of my dress?
      RJ Berger: Isn't that like bad luck or something?
      Lily: This isn't our wedding... I mean not yet... Don't worry, I'm stitching in easy access slots all over... (Shows him a drawing of her in a dress with panels on both breasts and one over the crotch.) I can tell you're getting nervous about the big night, but relax, I'll take care of everything. The music, the candles, the lube... (She looks at RJ lasciviously.)
      RJ Berger: Alright, well I gotta get to class now...
      Lily: Okay...
      (RJ witnesses Jenny break up with Max Owens.)
      Lily: RJ... One more thing... Saturday night... I need you to promise me that this is really gonna happen...
      RJ Berger: (Smiles and nods.) I promise Lily... (Lily beams and runs off with a smile on her face.)