The Hard Times of RJ Berger

Season 1 Episode 11

Lily Pad

Aired Sunday 11:00 PM Aug 16, 2010 on MTV - Music Television



  • Quotes

    • Lily: Hey there handsome. How's your last full day of virginity feel?
      RJ Berger: Uh, you know, about the same...
      Lily: The same?! I've been through three pairs of panties TODAY... (RJ stares at her completely blankly.) I'm just kidding, God...
      RJ Berger: Umm, Lily, there's something I really wanna talk to you about...
      Lily: Wait, me first... Okay, so, I know I come on a little strong sometimes but it's just... I don't know what it is about you RJ Berger... I mean, every since we were little kids, even before I knew how smart you were, and how funny, and sweet you could be... Even before I knew about your... (Glances downward.) gift... For some reason, I always had this feeling that you were... The one... That... we would lose our virginity to each other... So I just need to say it one more time... (Kisses him on the cheek.) You've made me the happiest girl in the world... (Turns and starts to walk away.)
      RJ Berger: Lily, wait... There's something I need to talk to you about...
      Lily: What is it my love? (The bus slams into her at full speed.)