The Hard Times of RJ Berger

Season 1 Episode 3

The Berger Cometh

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Aired Sunday 11:00 PM Jun 21, 2010 on MTV - Music Television
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RJ gets the lead part in Pinkertons new musical - Vamp Side Story, after being urged to do so by Jenny.

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SUBMIT REVIEW
    Crystal Reed

    Crystal Reed

    Rene

    Guest Star

    Albert Kuo

    Albert Kuo

    Auditioner #1

    Guest Star

    Rob Westin

    Rob Westin

    Auditioner #2

    Guest Star

    Larry Poindexter

    Larry Poindexter

    Rick Berger

    Recurring Role

    Marlon Young

    Marlon Young

    Coach Jeriba Sinclair

    Recurring Role

    Beth Littleford

    Beth Littleford

    Suzanne Berger

    Recurring Role

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      • (While doing his audition for the school mash-up play, Vampside Story, and thinking about Jenny while he reads his part.)
        RJ Berger: She's the most beautiful girl... I've ever seen... Every morning when I go to sleep, it's her I dream about. And every time she walks by me... It's... It's like the sun goes down... But... Like the sun... She turns me to ashed... Because I don't belong in her world... She sees right through me... I am... Undead to her...
        Mrs. Bender: I've found my leading man!

      • (RJ's opening monologue, after hearing loud sexual noises from his parent's bedroom and having a trophy fall on his head from the wall rattling.)
        RJ Berger : My name is RJ Berger. Every kid thinks their parents are crazy, or stupid, or embarrassing... But mine are literally killing me.

      • (RJ's closing monologue.)
        RJ Berger: My name is RJ Berger. Yes my parents are crazy, and stupid, and embarrassing... (Long pause as sexual noises start coming from his parent's bedroom.) But they're my parents...

      • (Miles rushes in while RJ is having trouble with a boner situation from the upcoming kiss with Jenny.)
        Miles: Bro! It is a packed house out there. You pull this off, and you're gonna have Jenny Swanson co-starring in your underwear!
        RJ Berger: Yeah, hey, M-Miles, I uh, I can't, I can't kiss Jenny on stage.
        Miles: What!? Come on, come, hey hey hey. Opening night jitters man. Shake it out, shake it out! Right? You're gonna do great. Alright? Hey, what was Jenny Swanson doing in here? (Mile's trails off as RJ turns around, revealing his not so little situation.) Dude... Why are you harboring a midget in your leotard!?!?
        RJ Berger: Miles, I got a BIG problem... I can't go out there Miles!
        Miles: Okay! Okayokayokay, let's not panic! Let's just think about something that will tame that tiger.
        RJ Berger: Don't look at it, don't look at it! Please, thank you.
        Miles: Sorry! Shhh! Let's think about something like, uhm, ah God, like...
        RJ Berger: Like what?!
        Miles: Like homework! Uh, dog fighting circles! Uh, Oprah's feet!
        RJ Berger: I kinda like Oprah.
        Miles: The Jonas Brothers!
        RJ Berger: I can't, I can't, I can't!
        Miles: Hold on, hold on, hold on! Did you, did you, did you, uh, self serve?
        RJ Berger: Oh! SHHH!!! Twice, today, already, yeah...
        Miles: Alright look, OK look, look, ready? Look at these things. (He says while smooshing his man boobs together and fondling them and pretending to lick his own nipples.)
        RJ Berger: Okay, stop stop! That's awful! That's awful... Look... He's smart, okay? And he knows what's going on. And he knows we're kissing Jenny Swanson tonight. He's not gonna go away... I can't, I can't do it Miles...
        Miles: Dude! Pull yourself together! Alright, I've got six hot girls out there ready to hop on my casting couch, okay?! There's too much riding on this!
        RJ Berger: I'm sorry!
        Miles: Hey... (Miles runs to the prop room and grabs a roll of tape, and pulls out a lengthy strip.) Let me see that thing...

      • Lily: So, you finally get to swap spit with Jenny Swanson... A little intimidating, no?
        RJ Berger: Uh, shut up Lily.
        Lily: What, I'm just saying. If I finally got to kiss the girl of my dreams, I'd be terrified of screwing it up.
        RJ Berger: If you're trying to get into my head... I...
        Lily: It's not your head I wanna get into... (Said while glacing naughtily downward.)
        RJ Berger: Look, Lily...
        Lily: You only get one chance to make a first impression. And let's be honest RJ... You haven't had much experience in the spit swapping department.
        RJ Berger: So...
        Lily: So, say you get up there, and gum at her like a caveman with a turkey leg. You'll be kissing the girl of your dreams goodbye. (Long pause as she looks him up and down, caressing his shoulder and arm.) If you wanna practice, my mouth is open 24/7. (She finishes while staring at him hungrily, and then turning and walking away.)

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