The Hard Times of RJ Berger

Season 2 Episode 3

The Lock-In

Aired Sunday 11:00 PM Apr 04, 2011 on MTV - Music Television



  • Quotes

    • Jenny's Dad: Jennifer's not allowed out tonight, maybe you hadn't heard.
      RJ Berger: But sir, please, we're, we're all just counting on her...
      Jenny's Dad: Excuse me?
      RJ Berger: Well... well we're supposed to roleplay together tonight...
      Jenny's Dad: I knew it! This whole lock in nonsense, is just a thinly veiled excuse for a schorgy!
      RJ Berger: A, A what?!
      Jenny's Dad: It's a compound word Berger! Using the word school, and, and orgy...
      RJ Berger: Orgy...? Oh my God, that's disgusting. Jennifer, what is your father talking about?!
      Jenny Swanson: I don't know! Someone told him this CRAZY story, and it is GROSS...
      RJ Berger: Oh! I mean, I just don't know who's going to play my Princess Pigington in our ExcaliBoar campaign!
      Jenny's Dad: Princess... Pigington...?
      RJ Berger: Yeah! Uh, she roles a plus 12 against all evil. She's the Magical Keeper of the Sacred Scrolls of Baconia... (Trails off as Jenny's dad interrupts.)
      Jenny's Dad: Stop! Shut up with that... Alright, obviously there's some sort of misunderstanding here...
      Jenny Swanson: I told you daddy, it's not at all like that...
      Jenny's Dad: (Smiling.) Alright sweety, alright. You can go. (He and Jenny hug, and then he leans in close to RJ.) But you listen to me, SON. You better swear to me that you will NOT take advantage of my daughter tonight!
      RJ Berger: It is my sworn duty as a knight to defend all maidens against evil and chaotic beasts... (Trails off as Jenny's dad once again interrupts him.)
      Jenny's Dad: Stop stop stop! Just shut up with that! (He gets up and leaves.)
      Jenny Swanson: Thank you daddy!
      RJ Berger: Goodnight sir.
      Jenny Swanson: You are a genius! I think you just earned something special tonight... (She says coyly, glancing down at RJ's lap, making RJ grins ear to ear.)