The Hard Times of RJ Berger

Season 2 Episode 3

The Lock-In

Aired Sunday 11:00 PM Apr 04, 2011 on MTV - Music Television



  • Quotes

    • Lily: I can't believe that little blonde b*tch made it...
      Miles: Yeah, isn't it awesome? Wait... Why wouldn't she...?
      Lily: No reason... I gotta go take a MAJOR dump... You wanna wipe my ass, fatty? (Makes a seductive face at Miles.)
      Miles: Hell no! I think I'd rather be a human centipede between Biz Markie and Justin Bieber, thanks. (Thinks for a moment while Lily starts to walk away.) WAIT!!! It was you, wasn't it?! You called Jenny's parents... YOU tried to sabotage RJ's night!
      Lily: And I'm still going to.
      RJ Berger: You mechanized cock block! How could you?!
      Lily: If I can't have RJ Berger... No one can... (She walks off, leaving Miles speechless.)