The Hard Times of RJ Berger

Season 2 Episode 3

The Lock-In

Aired Sunday 11:00 PM Apr 04, 2011 on MTV - Music Television



  • Quotes

    • Jenny Swanson: (In a sing song voice.) This little piggy went wee wee wee wee wee... All the way home... It feels like a big fat weiner! But not as big as yours I bet! Oh my God... These biscotti are amazing...
      RJ Berger: Are you feeling okay...?
      Jenny Swanson: I'm great! Let's get a look at the legend! (She says as she goes straight for RJ's pant.)
      RJ Berger: Whoa, no no, whoa wait, wait Jenny! (He struggles to keep her hands off of him for a moment.) You, you're, you're acting really weird...
      Jenny Swanson: Ooooh... I know what you want... You want me to show you mine first... (She drops her underwear and reveals herself to RJ.) You like what you see...?
      RJ Berger: (He basks in the imaginary light he sees shining from between her legs, and he stares in awe.) Hardwood floors... (He continues to stare, speechless, as she pretends to make squeaking noises come from her lady bits.)