Frank: Dad, you really don't wanna hear this.
Callie: Oh, personally, I can't wait.
Gertrude: Me neither.
Fenton: I'm all ears boys.
Frank: Well, there was this old road, it has sort of swerves and dips in it. I'm afraid I scratched up the van.
Fenton: You scratched up the van. That-That's what this is about?
Joe: Well, it wasn't Frank's fault.
Frank: Dad, what would you say if I told you that we were run off the road by a disc, a flying disc?
Fenton: I'd say that's the best story I heard since the 'F' you got in volleyball was because your shorts were too tight.