Frank: She sat down, powdered her nose and left.
Joe: Why would she come back to the table to powder her nose?
Callie: Jump Frank jump!
Joe: He can't. The fall will kill him!
Callie: Joe, Frank's still in there!
Joe: I think the groups got potential.
Joe: This is the first time we ever caused a real riot.
Frank: Are you all right?
Suzie: Am I all right? Are you all right?
Frank: I'm fine! I'm fine!
Joe: (To Frank) Stick around and catch the show this time.
Frank: Sounds like your police escort is here.
Joe: Never break a promise, do you, Frank?
Frank: Now if you supplied the mob of screaming fans, we could say we're in here hiding from them.
Joe: What do you mean we?
(After gun-sounding alarm)
Joe: You can come out now. Come on, this is no time to be shell-shocked.
Joe:Not very tidy either, is she?
Frank: Looks like your room.
Frank: What do you think Joe? You think it's safe to show your face back in Valley View?
Joe: I'll have to get a police escort to protect me from the fans.
Fenton: And I've ten minutes to get to a meeting that's twenty minutes across town.
Fenton: Well, I must admit I was a little concerned when you first walked in, but what you've told me certainly explaisn why you all look as though you have been fighting the 94th Squadron instead of dancing at it.
Callie: Frank, you scared us half to death.
Joe: Almost three quarters.
Joe: Frank, I thought - I thought you were in there.
Joe: Stop the crane! Somebody stop the crane!
Joe: Frank, get out of the car!
Frank: Do you remember a Suzie Wilkins?
Callie: From Bayport.
Joe: That's a tough request. Would you settle for Sweet Betsy from Pike?
Joe: What are you doing? Was it that bad?
Frank: No. It was terrific.
Joe: Which one?
Frank: They were all great.
Joe: Even the ballad?
Frank: Yeah, it was dynamite.
Joe: I didn't do a ballad.
Fenton: You're going to have to speak up Frank. It sounds like that phone is wired into an amplifier.
Callie: Frank, where are you going?
Chet: Frank, bering pretzels!
Shaun Cassidy sings two of his hit songs in this episode: That's Rock & Roll and Da Doo Ron Ron.