The Comening is coming.
Victory is eaten by time flies.
A police sting to catch sexual predators is the only true fact.
The tail catches its snake.
Little 'ol love learns to talk.
Children are born corrupt, pass away, and then rot.
The history of America is examined.
The Season 3 opener looks at an impossibly stupid reality.
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man -- all over his gun.
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
When Hurlan accidentally tells his sister Hambrosia the secret of Heartshe Holler, Hurshe enlists the help of a stranger in town to get the info.
Hurlan decides to become a doctor, while Hambrosia and Hurshe both become pregnant.
Sometimes low class people require high class solutions.
The town of Heartshe Holler is cursed and Hurlan must visit his Meemaw to learn more about it.
With the town almost broke, Hurlan must deal with the town's budget crisis by cutting off both of his sisters.
The leader of HeartShe Holler, Boss Hoss HeartShe dies and bequeaths thetown to his secret son Hurlan.