Tim Russ |
D.C. Montana |
William Conrad |
Narrator |
Jane Badler |
Tania Winthrop |
Sam J. Jones |
title role |
Mark 'Jacko' Jackson |
Jetto |
Howie Long |
Mac |
Guest Star |
J.D. Cannon |
Cmdr. Briggs |
Guest Star |
Gary Lockwood |
Col. Westcourt |
Guest Star |
Mac: Did you know there are over 272 ways to kill a cow?
Highwayman:....No, I didn't know that.
Mac: 12 of those are totally painless. 4 of those can be done with just one hand.
Highwayman: Mac, this is my partner, Jetto.
Jetto: Nice to meet you. Highway's told me what you can do to a cow, I respect that.
Dr. Chadway: That's murder!
Colonel Westcourt: Aren't you a little confused, Dr. Chadway? We're dealing with a clone, not a human being. Mac was created in a test-tube.
Dr. Chadway: Read the newspapers, people are created in test-tubes everyday! Mac has feelings.
Highwayman: This your first trip to New York?
Jetto: Not exactly.
Highwayman: What do you mean, Jetto? You've either been here or you haven't.
Jetto: Yeah, well I saw Crocodile Dundee eight times!
Highwayman: There's something bothering me about Mac.
Jetto: Other than he sleeps in a vat of lime jello?
Tania: (about Jetto and Highwayman) They work for me.
Commander: You have my condolences.
Dr. Chadway: I don't pretend for a minute this isn't all my fault.
Highwayman: So we agree on something.
Dr. Chadway: Our primary mission is the genetic creation of a group of super soldiers – strong, fearless, obedient.
Jetto: Maybe you should have got yourself a dog!
Dr. Chadway: Please hurry, there are three other clones after him and believe me, they're not as friendly as Mac.
Highwayman: We know, they shot up a park.
Jetto: With us in it!
Commander: I may have received a death threat.
Mayor: Welcome to the club. I get them all the time, it's election year.
Colonel Westcourt: I always knew that Mac couldn't kill. But what he could do was talk and that's far more damaging to my programme than murder.
Dr. Chadway: We're talking a hybrid, a breed of human genetically spliced together to represent things that none of us are yet.
Highwayman: Are you talking indestructible?
Dr. Chadway: No, but resilient beyond anyone's wildest dreams, like a salamander who grows a new tail or a lobster a new claw. Our clones regenerate tissue, at least up to a point. It was part of our programme to create soldiers of the future.
Jetto: We've got to do something, Highway, we've got to tell someone.
Highwayman: Why? So someone as expedient as Colonel Westcourt can come along, take over the programme, hunt Mac down, control him, or even worse than that? No, I'll tell you, Jetto, as far as I'm concerned, Mac is dead.
Jetto: Yeah, well I saw Crocodile Dundee eight times!
Crocodile Dundee (1986) is an Australian comedy film about the exploits of outdoorsman Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee (Paul Hogan). It is a classic 'fish-out-of-water' story. Jetto is referring to the portion of the film where Dundee visits New York for the first time.
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'Send in the Clowns' is a famous song by Stephen Sondheim from the musical A Little Night Music.
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