The Hogan Family

NBC (ended 1991)




Episode Guide

    • Old Enough (a.k.a.) Goddess
      Old Enough (a.k.a.) Goddess
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      Valerie discovers a mysterious love letter in David's pants pocket and questions him about it. She quickly learns that David is dating an "older woman," a woman Valerie forbids David to see. Meanwhile, a broken refrigerator causes a repairman to invade the Hogan kitchen.
    • One of a Kind
      One of a Kind
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      The boys are not looking forward to a visit from Valerie's caustic Aunt Josephine, whose pushy ways get under everyone's skin. Later, no one is prepared for her unexpected departure when she unexpectedly passes away while at a grocery store with Valerie.
    • Boston Tea Party
      Boston Tea Party
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      While heading to Bermuda to meet Michael, Valerie is mistaken for a purse snatcher by airport security. Meanwhile, David misses a concert when he's forced to take care of Mrs. Poole's four-year-old niece, Pamela, after Mrs. Poole's back goes out.
    • Caught on a Hot Tin Roof
      Caught on a Hot Tin Roof
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      Mark and Willie are intrigued by a slumber party that Annie's daughter is having next door. Tempted, they both decide to sneak a peak, however, Willie gets a peak at something he never expected when he sees, Annie's daughter naked.
    • Dog Day Afternoon
      Dog Day Afternoon
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      The family dog, 17-year-old Murray is ailing and the family engages in a dogfight over whether or not to put the dog to sleep, something Willie is dead set against. Meanwhile, a fallen tree has caused damage to the house, damage that Valerie and Michael can't afford to pay for at the moment.moreless
    • Full Moon
      Full Moon
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      Valerie has a rough morning and the rest of the day doesn't prove to be any better when she gets a call from the school with news that Mark mooned the student body while up on stage accepting a citizenship award. Meanwhile, Valerie also finds herself dealing with David, who is grounded for breaking curfew and Willie who suddenly has in his possession a pair of num-chucks.moreless
    • Sick House
      Sick House
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      Mark is just getting over the flu and David is paranoid that he will end up with it. His worries continue when Willie succumbs. However, through it all, Valerie plays nursemaid, but when she gets it and is laid low, her unselfish attention is not reciprocated.
    • Happy Anniversary
      Happy Anniversary
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      Valerie is determined not to miss her "happy anniversary" phone call from Michael, however when Willie falls off the garage roof after trying to lower the basketball hoop; Valerie takes him to the hospital, which makes her miss her phone call.
    • Of Human Blondage
      Of Human Blondage
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      Valerie's friend Annie encourages her to try out a trendy hairdresser, however, she soon gets more than she bargained for when her hair gets dyed blond. Meanwhile, after tripping over Willie's skateboard, David blackmails him into being his servant. And Mark's pet lizard escapes from the glass cage.
    • The Way We're Not
      The Way We're Not
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      Michael finds a silver lining in an airline pilots' strike since now he has plenty of time to spend with the family which all too quickly has Valerie and the boys wishing he were airborne again. Meanwhile, Mrs. Poole has Valerie design the invitations for her high school reunion.
    • Leave It to Willie
      Leave It to Willie
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      Couch potato, Willie learns that life is no sitcom after he takes the family car for a spin, hits a parked car and allows David to take the blame, creating a crisis that just might not end happily in 30 minutes.
    • Bad Timing
      Bad Timing
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      Old friends of the family visit for the weekend and one of them is a childhood sweetheart of David's who is now a grown woman who makes it obvious to him that she is still interested in him and suggests that perhaps they should take their friendship to a new level, a sexual one.moreless
    • The Big Fix-Up
      The Big Fix-Up
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      Valerie fixes David up with the daughter of a friend of hers, however, David slips into depression when he gets dumped. Meanwhile, the new neighbors, the Pooles have a dog, whose nocturnal barking is keeping Valerie up all night.
    • Small Packages
      Small Packages
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      On her birthday, Valerie gets just what she needs when the boys give her a new garbage disposal. However installing it proves to be quite a challenge. Valerie also gets just what she doesn't need when a client who has a crush on her gives her an expensive necklace.
    • The Best of Friends, Worst of Times
      Mark's volunteer job at the hospital sets the scene for a documentary that David and Burt are filming. And in the hospital during their filming, David runs into his old pal, Rich and discovers that he is now battling AIDS. Meanwhile, Willie decides to take a home economics course in order to meet girls.moreless
    • Babes in the Woods
      Babes in the Woods
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      Michael gets an unexpected call for a flight, which leads Valerie and the boys to go it alone on a camping trip. Having borrowed Mrs. Poole's camper for the trip, Valerie and the boys become stranded in the woods when thieves with a taste for all the modern conveniences take off with it.moreless
    • The Roots of All Evil
      The Roots of All Evil
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      Relations are strained between new used car owner David and investors Mark and Willie, who expect to be chauffeured in return. Meanwhile, Annie's elm tree is clogging the Hogans' pipes and threatening her relationship with Valerie.
    • Movin' On
      Movin' On
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      After Valerie's sudden death in an automobile accident, Sandy, Michael's sister moves in and finds her school-counseling job a breeze compared with what she faces at home: David tries to be a "supermom," while Willie and Mark are at odds over a science project.
    • Burned Out
      Burned Out
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      While moving in some of Sandy's belongings, the boys dig up old stuff in the attic, one of which is an old lamp David made as a gift for Michael. However, unaware to anyone, the lamp sparks a fire causing the house to go up in smoke and the Hogans to temporarily move in with the Pooles next door.moreless
    • Shape Up and Move Out
      Shape Up and Move Out
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      Willie's wanton destruction of his brothers' personal belongings leads David and Mark to give him the silent treatment. Feeling unwanted, Willie decides to move into the attic to get away from his cruel brothers. Meanwhile, Valerie, Annie and Mrs. Poole all go on a diet but Valerie's dieting failures lead to an exercise in self loathing.moreless
    • Nightmare on Oak Street
      Nightmare on Oak Street
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      On a stormy night, the boys are all set for an evening of terror, watching a horror movie. However, when it's over each one of them is scared stiff and go on to experience their own nightmare version of "Nightmare at Zombie High."
    • Oedipus Wrecks
      Oedipus Wrecks
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      David takes Michael's new Italian sports car out for a spin to impress a young woman and ends up wrapping it around a tree. David manages to come out of it unscathed, but must soon face his angry father. Meanwhile, the twins are feeling cooped up when they both come down with the chicken pox.moreless
    • Never on Tuesday
      Never on Tuesday
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      Valerie, Annie and Mrs. Poole all begin taking a self-defense class, however things get a little out of hand when Valerie puts Annie's arm in a sling. At the same time, David may be in some hot water after he leaves the boys with a babysitter, his friend Burt, so he can keep a date, but the twins pull a fast one and sneak out.moreless
    • The Franklin Family
      The Franklin Family
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      Michael's old war buddy, Skip comes to Chicago for yet another visit and a flight school reunion where he will meet up with an old flying rival. However, Skip doesn't want to look like a failure, so David volunteers Sandy to pose as Skip's wife and himself to pose as Skip's son. They must keep up the charade later during a family dinner and things seem to be going along just fine, that is until Michael returns home early from his camping trip.moreless
    • Community Theatre
      Community Theatre
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      Although she's sworn off community theater, Valerie finds herself directing Annie's play, placating overworked stagehands Michael, Willie and Mark and trying to replace a leading lady who's under the weather. Meanwhile, David has his eye on nothing but the leading lady and Mrs. Poole has her eye on nothing but getting the leading lady's part.moreless
    • Executive Material
      Executive Material
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      Despite promising her family that nothing will change after her promotion, Valerie finds that her new position leaves her very little time to be a wife and mother. Meanwhile, Willie gets the role as Romeo in the school play.
    • Benefit of the Doubt
      Benefit of the Doubt
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      Valerie gets a call from school and learns Willie is failing science. She quickly discovers another problem, both Mark and Willie are taking the same class and brainiac Mark is constantly making him look bad. Meanwhile, David becomes a fan of rock star Tina Turner and prepares to go to her concert.moreless
    • The King and I
      The King and I
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      Mrs. Poole talks a relcutant Sandy into going out on a blind date. Later, Sandy's dreaded blind date turns out to be a "King," an Elvis impersonator. Meanwhile, David is all excited about spending an evening with his new girlfriend but soon finds it difficult with Mark and Willie around.
    • The Hospital
      The Hospital
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      David is all excited about riding on a float in the Homecoming parade but is let down when he discovers that he will be sharing a camel costume with Burt. To make matters worse, during the parade, Burt causes a fall that lands the both of them in the hospital and soon they begin getting on each other's nerves that just may lead to them ending their friendship. Meanwhile, Michael takes the rest of the family on a fishing trip.moreless
    • Hogan vs. Hogan
      Hogan vs. Hogan
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      Mark and Willie go away for the weekend and Mark leaves his pet lizard, Chuck, in David's care. When Chuck passes away before Mark's return, David must prepare to tell Mark the bad news, which he doesn't take too well. Mark decides to haul David into small-claims court, claiming that David was responsible for Chuck's death.moreless
    • This Son for Hire
      This Son for Hire
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      David in need of money to buy a compact disc player and decides to get a part-time job. However, the job he chooses panics Valerie, as he gets a job at the auction house where she works. After David oversteps his bounds, she must make a hard decision, whether or not to fire him.moreless
    • Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
      Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      David humiliates Mark and Willie by playing a practical joke on them but they soon turn the tables on the "master of practical jokes" by convincing him that his hair is falling out. Meanwhile, Michael doesn't have a moment of fun when he is randomly chosen to retake his driver's test.moreless
    • Get a Job
      Get a Job
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      Mark gets a job at Bossy Burger and goes out of his way to get Willie a job there too. However, Willie's constant goofing off goes un-noticed by the boss, who promotes him, then finds himself in a bind when a rush of customers invade the restaurant. Meanwhile, Sandy's attempts to re-finish the floor in the living room hits a snag when Michael is called out of town, leaving her to turn to David for help.moreless
    • The Wrong Stuff
      The Wrong Stuff
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      When Michael's military buddy, Skip Franklin comes to Chicago for a visit, he stops by and brings along with him a swaggering demeanor and a foul mouth, both, which influence David and Willie. Subsequently, David begins to treat his girlfriend like dirt and Willie begins swearing up a storm.
    • Whose Team is It Anyway?
      Whose Team is It Anyway?
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      Valerie becomes the new coach of Mark and Willie's soccer team and her first official act is to bench Willie for laziness in practice. Meanwhile, David's car stereo is stolen and in order to get his parents to buy him a new one agrees to household chores.
    • It Happened One Night . . . Or Did It?
      Mark and Cara have a study session which turns into an all-nighter when she stays over. However, the family becomes suspicious that something other than studying took place when Sandy discovers Cara sneaking out of Mark's room in the morning.
    • The Six
      The Six
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      David's latest girl friend, Hilary makes quite an impression on both David and Valerie and David has been seeing her every night at his house for the past two weeks. However, when Valerie invites her to go out with the family to see a comic-juggling act, David adamantly objects.
    • Come Fly With Me
      Come Fly With Me
      Season 6 - Episode 7
      David has hit a dry spell with the ladies and when he takes Michael's pilot's uniforms to the cleaners he gets a great idea. So him and Burt high-tail it to the nearest bar dressed in uniform to pick up girls.
    • Animal House
      Animal House
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      College freshmen David, Rich and Burt have been feeling a little left out of the college social scene and decide to spark some attention by stealing a rival school's mascot, a wolverine, but when the fierce creature gets loose, it's every Hogan for himself. Meanwhile, Mark and Willie enroll Sandy in a computer dating service and she discovers this just as her date knocks on the front door.moreless
    • One of the Boys
      One of the Boys
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      Mark tires of hearing Mike, David and Willie's sport stories and talk about scars they recieved while playing sports. Mark longs to be like one of the guys and with David's help secretly goes behind Valerie's back and signs up for wrestling.
    • Wooly Bully
      Wooly Bully
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      Valerie's discomfort after a bunion operation is compounded by Mrs. Poole's relentless help around the house and basically refuses to let Valerie lift a finger for herself. Meanwhile, David has become close with his tutor but her ex-boyfriend has something to say about that which results in David getting a sucker's punch and David vowing revenge.moreless
    • Ho, Ho, Hogans
      Ho, Ho, Hogans
      Season 6 - Episode 13
      Christmas stress hits the Hogan family as Sandy struggles to get a Christmas tree and Mark and Willie battle it out over the same gift that each one wants to give Cara and Brenda. Meanwhile, David becomes a department-store Santa Claus, but soon finds he is a victim of a pickpocket when he finds his wallet stolen.moreless
    • Save Baby Mark
      Save Baby Mark
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      After Michael gives the boys a lecture on saving money, David decides to help out and talks Mark and Willie into helping him sweep out the chimney, which sounds like a great idea, until Mark gets wedged inside. Meanwhile, Michael and Sandy visit their caustic recently widowed Aunt Mildred.
    • Secretarial Poole
      Secretarial Poole
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      When her secretary takes a leave of absence, Sandy takes Mrs. Poole up on her offer and hires her, but she soon realizes she has just hired 'Robo-Secretary' after Mrs. Poole whips the entire school into tiptop shape. Meanwhile, Michael fends off the advances of an admirer and David tries to study for a history exam.moreless
    • Crimes and Misdemeanors
      Crimes and Misdemeanors
      Season 5 - Episode 21
      Michael comes down on Willie after his grades in biology drop. Mark agrees to tutor Willie for an upcoming exam but a nervous Willie decides to make a cheat sheet just in case he needs it but when Willie takes the exam without cheating he does well on it but is accused of cheating just the same by his teacher who orders him to retake the exam. Meanwhile, David, who's taking a course on the films of Hitchcock, takes up spying on the new neighbor across the street.moreless
    • Mark and Willie's Day Off
      Mark and Willie's Day Off
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      Willie learns that Vanna White will be visiting the local mall for a book signing and he sets out to get her autograph so he can give it to his girlfriend, Tracy. This leads him to talk Mark into skipping school with him but when Sandy catches Mark, Willie decides to feign ignorance about the whole scheme. Meanwhile, David gets talked into performing as a clown at a children's birthday party.moreless
    • The Rivals
      The Rivals
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      Mark is all excited when he gets a date with a popular girl in school, however, his high comes to an abrupt stop when he discovers Willie has a date with her and soon it becomes a battle of brothers over the affection of one girl. Meanwhile, Sandy wants to save some money but soon discovers she may have made a mistake when David does his best to put together an exercise bike that Sandy had ordered.moreless
    • Teacher's Pet
      Teacher's Pet
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      An attraction between David and his science teacher turns into something a bit more, when he asks her out on a date and she accepts. Meanwhile, Mrs. Poole is depressed on her anniversary, when Mr. Poole can't make it home to celebrate, so Sandy tries to cheer her up.
    • From Russia with Fries
      From Russia with Fries
      Season 6 - Episode 5
      Mark and Willie have been preparing for a visit of Russian dignitaries to Bossy Burger, but they arrive a day early and to top all off, Mark and Willie skip out to go to a Rolling Stones concert leaving Sandy and Mrs. Poole to entertain them. Meanwhile, Michael gives David a family heirloom, which he accidentally destroys.moreless
    • A Matter of Principal
      A Matter of Principal
      Season 5 - Episode 22
      Sandy decides not to send her angry letter of resignation to her principal but David mails it.
    • California Dreamin' (1)
      California Dreamin' (1)
      Season 6 - Episode 1
      Sandy and Michael's father has just gotten a divorce and the family decides to go out to California to visit him. Grandpa Lloyd has taken to living on a boat and has plans to sail to Tahiti, something which Sandy is adamantly against. Meanwhile, David becomes a crew member of a film being shot on the beach.moreless
    • The Play's the Thing
      The Play's the Thing
      Season 6 - Episode 4
      Mark seethes when Willie gets the lead in a school play opposite Cara and he gets even crazier when he learns the two will share a romantic kiss. Meanwhile, Michael and Lloyd test their friendship on the golf course and David tries to curb Sandy's non-stop spending habits.
    • A Night to Remember
      A Night to Remember
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      Willie's fantasy date with the prettiest girl in the seventh grade could be realized if he can just persuade Mark to make it a double date with the girl's cousin. Meanwhile, with the kids out of the house, Valerie and Michael enjoy a romantic evening.
    • Dr. No
      Dr. No
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      David injures his knee during a game and comes home limping. He soon learns that he will have to have surgery, something that he decides to avoid. Meanwhile, a neighborhood girl, Judy has a crush on Mark but she soon begins to suffocate Mark with her attention and admiration.
    • Close Encounters
      Close Encounters
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      While on a flight, Michael possibly experiences close encounters with the third kind when he witnesses a strange-lighted object hover and fly past his airplane. Later, Michael has close encounters of the most embarrassing kind when his friends' find out he saw a UFO. Meanwhile, Mark and Willie win free tickets to a Bruce Springsteen concert and their refusal to give David an extra ticket sends his high hopes plummeting to earth.moreless
    • A Restaurant Named Desire
      A Restaurant Named Desire
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      David and Burt have been working in a restaurant and soon David steps into the middle of a lover's quarrel between his boss, Pete and his girlfriend, Danielle. It seems Danielle has been making passes at David, even though she is engaged to Pete. Meanwhile, Michael teaches Mark how to defend himself from a bully.moreless
    • A Room With No View
      A Room With No View
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      With the rest of the family away, David has the house to himself and throws a party but risks losing his best friend when he locks him in a closet to keep him from driving while drunk. Meanwhile, Sandy, Michael, Mark and Willie pay a visit to a resort that Sandy had invested in but find it less than accommodating.moreless
    • Help Wanted
      Help Wanted
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      Michael and Sandy are bombarded with unqualified applicants for a temporary housekeeper position. Meanwhile, David, Willie and Mark run across a ditsy waitress whom they inadvertently get fired from her job. Feeling guilty, the boys push Sandy into hiring her as the new housekeeper. However soon the boys find themselves doing all the housework.moreless
    • Liars and Other Strangers
      Liars and Other Strangers
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      Rich and Burt assume more than they should after David has a study session with the new girl in school and he lets them assume that they are much more involved than they actually are. Quickly he learns he's inadvertently destroying a reputation.
    • Dad's First Date
      Dad's First Date
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      With a year having passed since Valerie's death, a nervous Michael decides to dive into the dating pool by going out with an admirer. However, his romantic evening soon goes awry and encounters a series of unfortunate occurrences. Meanwhile, David will stop at nothing to avoid immersing himself in an English assignment.moreless
    • Snowbound
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      Sandy and Michael's parents come to Chicago for a visit and Sandy manages to make it through the visit without loosing her cool with her mother who is constantly trying to get on her nerves. However, things really start heating up when a blizzard hits and the family is snowed in leading Sandy and her mom to a confrontation. Meanwhile, David is planning a ski trip but goes stir crazy when it gets canceled.moreless
    • Oh Dad, Poor Dad
      Oh Dad, Poor Dad
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      With Michael's 40th birthday coming up, the family has a hard time keeping a surprise party a secret from him. Meanwhile, Michael is not so happy about getting older and goes into a mid-life crisis for being "over the hill" especially since he now needs to get glasses. This soon throws him in the middle of a midlife crisis and he promptly walks out on his party.moreless
    • Sandy in Love
      Sandy in Love
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      David has a toothache and finally musters up enough courage to visit the dentist with Sandy as an escort. Meanwhile, not only does the dentist take away David's toothache but he catches Sandy's eye but she is hesitant in going out with him when she learns he is married but going through a divorce. Despite this, Sandy goes out with him and begins to fall hard for him but she is not prepared when he announces that he is going back to his wife.moreless
    • The Naked Truth
      The Naked Truth
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      Mark and Willie take a field trip to an art gallery where they are stunned to discover a nude portrait of Sandy. Later, Sandy takes a trip to the gallery herself and realizes that it was an old college friend who has painted her in all her glory and she begins planning a confrontation at an opening night gala at the museum.moreless
    • Stir Crazy
      Stir Crazy
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      David is filming Mrs. Poole cooking for a project for one his college courses and his project is so successful that it gets noticed by a local TV station who hires Mrs. Poole to star in her own local cooking show with David as a producer. However, David soon discovers that producing is not exactly a piece of cake. Meanwhile, Michael is excited when he purchases and expensive home security system but the entire family becomes boiling mad when it turns out to be faulty.moreless
    • Tobacco Road
      Tobacco Road
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      Mark is furious when he discovers that Willie has succumb to peer pressure and begun smoking. When he is caught, ex-smoker, Sandy tries to teach Willie a lesson about cigarettes. Meanwhile, Sandy has been studying for an advanced certificate in counseling and the pressure begins to get to her, which leads her to return to smoking.moreless
    • You Bet Your Life
      You Bet Your Life
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      David wants some quick cash and hits it big betting money on football games. However, he is unprepared to pay back his debts when his sudden luck begins to fade and he soon finds an angry bookie at the back door. Meanwhile, Sandy, Mark and Willie try to take Mrs. Poole's mind off of her sister who is giving birth.moreless
    • The Go-Between
      The Go-Between
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      Mark has been tutoring a new girl, Cara, whom he has a crush on. However, she doesn't know he's alive because she has a crush on Willie. When Willie goes to Mark to help him win Cara, a reluctant Mark goes along ala "Cyrano De Bergerac." Meanwhile, David prepares for an upcoming talent show for a fundraiser and after he fails at ventriloquism, he turns to magic and Sandy soon finds herself trapped in his magic box, just as she is preparing for an important guest.moreless
    • 48 Hours
      48 Hours
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      David is less than enthusiastic about him and Michael having a father-son retreat but it soon goes awry when they both get locked in the Pooles' garage. Meanwhile, Willie and Mark get an X-rated video tape stuck in the VCR and do their best to prevent Sandy from discovering it.
    • Rebel with a Cause
      Rebel with a Cause
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      Mark is tired of being seen as dull and predictable and decides to change his look and personality and soon turns into a mini-James Dean, and begins sporting a leather jacket, earring, spiked hair and a new attitude. Meanwhile, a simple oil change turns into a disaster when David offers to give Sandy's car an oil change.moreless
    • Take My Wife, Please
      Take My Wife, Please
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      Mark and Willie's school project in which they each have mock marriages takes an interesting turn when Willie's lusting over Mark's wife turns ugly when he begins to pursue her. Meanwhile, David tries to defeat Sandy at everything from golf to tennis, but ends up losing.
    • You've Got to Believe
      You've Got to Believe
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      During class, David's history teacher has a heart attack and David saves his life with CPR. This leads David to re-examine his belief in God. Meanwhile, Mrs. Poole goes to work in the Hogan's backyard, landscaping after her dog, Casey runs amok.
    • Tracks of My Tears
      Tracks of My Tears
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      Willie becomes obsessed with being number one on the track team and enlists David's help training him. However, Willie quickly finds that he doesn't have the will for training and slowly begins to break under the pressure. Meanwhile, Sandy's ex-husband persuades her to dog-sit for a Cujo-like pooch who takes up permanent residence on the ankle of anyone who comes by.moreless
    • Love with the Proper Hogan
      Love with the Proper Hogan
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      After Burt suffers rejection from a girl that he has a crush on, Sandy consoles him which in turn fuels a growing attraction leading him to fall hard for Sandy. Meanwhile, Sandy thinks her principal is the one who has romance in mind and must decide how to let him down gracefully.moreless
    • A Family Affair
      A Family Affair
      Season 6 - Episode 11
      Michael has a new girlfriend and he's been sneaking around to see her. The family is in for a shock when they meet her, a college co-ed and classmate of David and Burt. Meanwhile, Mark and Willie dog-sit a pedigree dog and set out a plan to make some quick cash.moreless
    • Poetic Injustice
      Poetic Injustice
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      Fresh from his triumphant A-plus on an English essay, Willie soon crumbles under the pressure of composing a poem, leading him to plagairism. Meanwhile, Sandy and David lose their minds when they lose Mrs. Poole's beloved dog while dogsitting.
    • Saturday Night Feverish
      Saturday Night Feverish
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      Mark has a crush on Stephanie, a girl at school and Willie decides the best way to get Mark and Stephanie together is to throw a party. However, Mark worries that he and his two left feet will trip over the light fantastic when Willie tells Stephanie that Mark is a great dancer. Meanwhile, Sandy battles the flu and has a problem admitting that she is ill.moreless
    • License to Drive
      License to Drive
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      Mark and Willie are both looking forward to getting their drivers licenses and Mark is certain that he will have no problem obtaining his, that is until he gets behind the wheel and has a car accident during the test. Following the accident, Mark comes down with a fear of driving and vows never to drive again. Meanwhile, David is shooting a documentary for one of his college courses and decides that Mark's drama would be the perfect subject for his film.moreless
    • Heartburn
      Season 5 - Episode 17
      While having lunch with Burt at a cafeteria, a girl named Annie catches David's eye and he quickly becomes obsessed with her and lays out a plan to get her. However, once he has her and their relationship becomes serious, he becomes haunted by the memories of a lost love and fears he may get hurt again. Meanwhile, the Hogans get cable, which quickly turns Michael and Sandy into couch potatoes.moreless
    • Mother Poole's Visit
      Mother Poole's Visit
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      Mrs. Poole is fed up with her overbearing mother-in-law who has come for a visit. Meanwhile, David has been reading a book on venting anger, gives Mrs. Poole some advice which backfires and leads to Mother Poole moving in with the Hogan’s.
    • Faulty Attraction
      Faulty Attraction
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      Sandy becomes a bit annoyed when her ex-husband Richard re-enters her life and all she soon realizes just why she divorced him in the first place. Meanwhile, one of Michael's poker buddies can't make a game and David soon fills his spot.
    • Foiled Again
      Foiled Again
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      Burt is attracted to a pretty waitress named Gwen and David gets her to go out on a date with him. However, after one date, Burt realizes there is no chemistry between Gwen and him. Later, Gwen makes a move on David who agrees to go out with her but when Burt finds out, he challenges David to a fencing match. Meanwhile, Sandy drives the family crazy in learning to play the piano.moreless
    • Used Car
      Used Car
      Season 5 - Episode 19
      David has gotten a new car and is trying to unload his old one and gets a pair of buyers in Mark and Willie. Mark and Willie are both excited about getting a car that they fail to have the car checked out and so it is no surprise when Mark and Willie's double date turns into a disaster when the car breaks down on the side of the road. Meanwhile, Mother Poole comes for a visit and insists on an evening of Monopoly with Mrs. Poole, Sandy, David and Michael.moreless
    • Mutiny on the Bossy
      Mutiny on the Bossy
      Season 5 - Episode 20
      Spring break finds David pining over his girlfriend Annie who goes home for the week to visit her family in Pittsburgh. Meanwhile, Mark and Willie pick up extra hours at Bossy Burger and when their boss Mr. Brooks goes away for a convention he leaves Mark in charge, but the power soon goes to his head as he begins to act as a dictator which is when his co-workers get fed up and go on strike. Meanwhile, Michael insists that he does not need an electrician to fix an outlet's "small" electrical problem.moreless
    • Slapshot
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      David has a hard time forgiving himself after he seriously injures an opponent in a hockey game, an opponent who had threatened him with bodily harm a few days before. Meanwhile, Willie damages Mark's computer and Mark holds Willie's prized autograph baseball for ransom until he pays him back for the damages.moreless
    • Skip III: The Bailout
      Skip III: The Bailout
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      Skip Franklin makes another visit to Oak Park with the bad news that he is recently divorced. Later, he takes Michael and David for a ride in a small plane, but when the plane blows an engine they're forced to bail out and all of their lives are put in jeopardy.moreless
    • Isn't It Romantic?
      Isn't It Romantic?
      Season 6 - Episode 12
      Lloyd is enthusiastic about an impending rendezvous with his first love who has come to town for a visit. Meanwhile, Willie and Mark get into a competition of sorts over romance. This after, Willie and Brenda get into an argument over his lack of romance. However, things go awry for both Willie and Lloyd when they get locked in a storeroom.moreless
    • Strangers On a Train
      Strangers On a Train
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      Sandy's South African professor comes to Oak Park for a visit and over dinner tells the family stories of first hand accounts of apartheid in South Africa. Moved by the stories, Willie wants to attend a late night candlelight vigil being held in downtown Chicago, but when Michael forbids him to go, Willie sneaks out with Mark in tow.moreless
    • School of Hard Knocks
      School of Hard Knocks
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      Sandy gets Mark into a special program that would allow him to take high school classes. This soon proves to be a burden on David as Mark begins to intrude not only in David's classes but also his love life.
    • Prom, Lies and Videotape
      Prom, Lies and Videotape
      Season 5 - Episode 23
      The upcoming prom has both Sandy and Willie with problems. Sandy is left without a caterer or a deejay after David botches a deal that Sandy had made. Meanwhile, Mark is going with Cara and Willie wants to go to the prom with Brenda, but an argument leads to Willie being dateless.moreless
    • Stan and Deliver
      Stan and Deliver
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      Mark and Willie's science teacher, Stan Forrest, takes Sandy's relationship advice and goes through with asking his girlfriend to be his wife. However, when she tells him she is dating someone else, Stan slips into a deep depression. Sandy invites Stan to stay at the Hogans', but his mood begins to depress everyone in the house.moreless
    • The Long Goodbye
      The Long Goodbye
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      David chafes under the Hogan house rules, so he moves into an apartment with Burt and Rich, who make Felix and Oscar seem like ideal roommates.
    • The Baby Stops Here
      The Baby Stops Here
      Season 6 - Episode 3
      The babysitting kids misplace Mrs. Poole's infant niece.
    • Double Date
      Double Date
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      Sandy and Michael endure twice the torture on a "double date" with the perfect prospective mates, while David decides to spend the evening bonding with his brothers.
    • Coming to America
      Coming to America
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      It's amore at first sight for David when Sandy's friend arrives from Italy to stay with the Hogans.
    • The Big Sleep
      The Big Sleep
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      It's a dream come true for psychology student David when Sandy, "Queen of the All-Nighters," agrees to be the guinea pig for his sleep deprivation experiment.
    • Forget Me Not
      Forget Me Not
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      David might have to forget about his internship with a local TV station when Sandy, suffering from short-term memory loss, goes along for the interview.
    • Boy Loses Girl (2)
      Boy Loses Girl (2)
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      David and Sara are completely head over heels for one another, so much so that the rest of the family are fed up with the two of them fawning over each other all of the time. However, everything comes to a screeching halt when Sara gets an offer to study in Australia, which prompts David to propose marriage, something that Michael and Sandy urge him think over.moreless
    • Educating Rita
      Educating Rita
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      After a breakup, Sandy tries to cheer up the man-hungry neighbor, Rita Traeger and quickly discovers that being her friend is a 24-hour job. However, Sandy is shocked when she realizes her new best friend isn't the best of friends when she strands her at a singles bar. Meanwhile, David is trying to sell his mountain bike in order to raise enough money for a ski trip.moreless
    • The Return of Uncle Skip
      The Return of Uncle Skip
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      Valerie is less than thrilled with another visit from Michael's war buddy Skip Franklin who brings a surprise, his new bride, Darlene. Later, a fight ensues when Skip drops the news that he's planning on getting a job in Chicago which is a total surprise to Darlene.
    • Viva Las Vegas
      Viva Las Vegas
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      David, Burt and Rich wager they'll have a wild weekend in Las Vegas, but they don't bet on ending up in jail. Meanwhile, Mrs. Poole displays some unusual talents.
    • Private Lessons
      Private Lessons
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      Willie wants to teach Mark a lesson in brotherly love when Willie's girlfriend decides she likes her tutor Mark better. Meanwhile, David gets sick, stays home, and asks Sandy to be his nurse.
    • Bad Day at Bossy Burger
      Bad Day at Bossy Burger
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      When Sandy has to prepare for an upcoming presentation to the school board and Michael has to study for a flight re-certification test, David is asked to take over the reins of the family. However, David takes his duties a little too seriously and begins to drive both Michael and Sandy up the wall. Meanwhile, Mark finds himself battling a bully at Bossy Burger and decides to stand up for his principles even though it would mean getting beaten to a pulp.moreless
    • Ex Marks the Spot
      Ex Marks the Spot
      Season 6 - Episode 6
      Sandy gets news that her ex-husband, Richard is remarrying. However, she just can't quite muster up any happiness for them and she is horrified when best man, David insists that she attend. Meanwhile, Lloyd buys Mark and Willie a motorcycle without consulting Michael.
    • California Dreamin' (2)
      California Dreamin' (2)
      Season 6 - Episode 2
      Sandy and Michael fear the worst when Lloyd disappears but breath a sigh of relief when he is found safe. Later, Sandy tries to talk him into moving in with the family, instead of living on a boat. David's movie crew gig goes awry and Cara makes an unexpected visit, surprising a preoccupied Mark.moreless
    • A Sneaking Suspicion
      A Sneaking Suspicion
      Season 6 - Episode 10
      David plans revenge on Mark and Willie when he loses his latest girlfriend because the twins beat her to a new job at a shoe store. Meanwhile, Mrs. Poole finds herself in a bind when one of Sandy's friends gets her thinking about having an affair, something she is seriously considering.moreless
    • Boy Meets Girl (1)
      Boy Meets Girl (1)
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      David and a pretty female classmate named Sara, get off on the wrong foot when first they fight over checking out a library book needed for the same exam and later when they are inadvertently set up on a blind date. However, it soon becomes apparent that Sara is the only thing that David can think about. Meanwhile, after his aunt dies, Sandy's ex-husband Richard stops by to cry on her shoulder.moreless
    • Paris (3)
      Paris (3)
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      After a night of running away from the private investigators, David and Julia breathe a sigh of relief, that is until the private investigators catch up to Julia sitting on the bench and whisk her away leaving David without an explanation or a goodbye. Later, Sandy discovers Julia's secret on the cover of a magazine and things turn around for David and Julia when she invites him and his family to a Parisian party fit for a princess.moreless
    • Paris (2)
      Paris (2)
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      Paris, the City of Lights, has cast a romantic glow over David and Julia, however, Julia's day of playing hooky begins to slowly come to an end as the private investigators stake out the Hogan family. Sandy and Mrs. Poole quickly find themselves in trouble as they are chased through Paris by two private investigators who believe they may be planning to harm the princess.moreless
    • Paris (1)
      Paris (1)
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      The Hogans take a free trip to Paris and once there they plan on meeting the Pooles who are already on vacation. As the rest of the family enjoys the sites and sounds of Paris, David befriends an attractive woman, Julia, who unknowingly to him is a princess playing hooky from her royal duties. However, private investigators soon begin searching for her.moreless
    • Pilot
      Season 0 - Episode 1
    • Old Enough
      Old Enough
      Season 6 - Episode 14