Show opening with Don Knotts in dressing room getting ready for show.
Commercial break: promo for ABC Sports
Don Knotts opening comments, mentions his new movie "The Love God"
--Joey Heatherton - "Thank You Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin" (production number with 6 male dancers)
--Joey Heatherton talks briefly with Don Knotts
Commercial: Polident Denture Tablets (testimonial by Mrs. Joan Porter, denture wearer)
--Mitzi McCall & Charlie Brill (comedy team) - (1) after a hard-day's work, a husband arrives home to his unsympathetic wife. (2) What would happen if husband came home to a Mattel wind-up doll who tries to meet his every need.
Commercial break: ABC promo for "The Mod Squad"
--The Baja Marimba Band - "Hey Jude" (instrumental)
Benito Venito (spelling?) - daredevil, does tricks with swords
--Don Knotts chats with Joey Heatherton and Joey's husband Lance Rentzel, of the Dallas Cowboys.
Commercial break: (1) Station ID break (2) ABC promo for "The F.B.I."
--Lance Rentzel plays organ and sings "Sunny"
--Comedy sketch with Lance Rentzel, Joey Heatherton and Don Knotts. Lance hasn't told his father, Don Knotts, about his new wife, Joey. To soften the blow, Joey arrives dressed as a man.
Commercial: Arrid Extra Dry Anti-Persperant.
--Sunni Walton (comedian - impressionist) - does imitations of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Tiny Tim, Eartha Kitt, Margaret O'Brien, Julie Andrews and Shirley Temple. She ends her routine by singing opera.
--Don Knotts and Sunni Walton harmonize to "Camelot"
Commercial break: ABC promo for "This Is Johnny Cash"
--Bobby Goldsboro - "Proud Mary" and "Everybody's Talkin'"