February 25, 1967 transcript (commercials from May 24, 1969 repeat):
Commercials: 2nd ad is Hai-Karate
--Van Johnson (host) - "Wilkommen" (with dancers)
--The Palace Duo (acrobats from West Germany) - duo performs stunts 60 feet off ground.
--On film: The Beatles - "Penny Lane" video
Commercials: (1) Raleigh cigarettes ("the flavor's right"); (2) Bel -Air Cigarettes
--George Carlin (comedian) - monologue about Columbus' return trip to Spain after discovering America. The ship's chief petty officer gives a pep talk to the crew.
Commercials: (1) Janitor in A Drum cleaner; (2) Triactin
--Liza Minnelli - "Cabaret" & "I Will Wait for You"
ABC logo and station ID break
--Milo and Roger (comic magicians-illusionists)
--Chris Noel (actress-singer) - talks with Van Heflin about her recent visit to Vietnam where she entertained US troops.
Commercial: Polident denture powder.
--Comedy routine: Mickey Rooney talks with Van Heflin. Rooney plays Irving Thurfax, a rookie player for the Los Angeles Dodgers. He talks about being the replacement pitcher for Sandy Kofax.
Commercials: (1) Mennen Protein 29; (2) Mennen Sof-Stroke shaving lotion.
--On film: The Beatles - "Strawberry Fields Forever" video
Commercials: (1) One-A-Day Vitamins; (2) Alka Seltzer
--Mickey Rooney, Liza Minnelli and Van Johnson sing "Let's Make a Movie" and act out "typical" scenes from different types of movies (westerns, boxing pictures and show-business movies)
Commercial: Poli-Grip denture adhesive.
Public service announcements.