Q. At the end of Titanic, what did the old lady throw into the ocean?
A. Her necklace
Q. Their motto is "blood and fire" and their paper is the warcry. Who's?
A. The Salvation Army
Tom Bergeron: PBS recently aired a special called, She Touched Me. What was it about?
Kermit: Wasn't it about the Clinton years?
Tom Bergeron: At the end of Titanic, what did the old lady throw into the ocean?
Joan Rivers: I saw this and I am furious. Ashton Kutcher's phone number. I was just... "Oh, what a dumb b*tch!"
Tom Bergeron: How does epicurious.com, suggest you cook frog legs?
Miss Piggy: In a hot sauna with pork.
Lori (Contestant) (reacts provocatively to having just blocked her opponent)
Tom Bergeron: You know, that's just a block. If she gets the win, I'll need a cigarette.
Tom Bergeron: Their motto is "blood and fire" and their paper is the warcry. Who's?
Harvey Korman: Our ex-wives.
Tom Bergeron: We'd like to thank Martin and Peggy for being here. The Hilton Sisters cancelled their appearence here. Apparently they've suffered a migraine from a game of Scrabble.
Tom Bergeron: True or false: A man is working on a patent for a musical condom.
Harvey Korman: Let's just hope he doesn't play "It's A Small World."
Martin Mull and his inflatable doll, Peggy, were a last-minute fill-in for Paris & Nicole Hilton, who cancelled.