When hiring a maid and asked his address, Ralph says "728 Chauncey St" instead of 328 Chauncey St.
Ralph: (Bringing Thelma home to the apartment) Well, here we are.
Thelma: If this is the servants quarters, I quit.
Alice: Let me tell you something. There's an old, old saying Ralph. "Man works from sun to sun, but woman's work is never done."
Ralph: (In a snooty voice) Good gosh!
Alice: I am the only girl in town with an atomic kitchen. This place looks like Yucca Flats after the blast!
Ralph: You just decided for me, Alice! You just decided for me! I'm going on The $64,000 Question! And do you know why? 'Cause I'm an expert in one of their categories: Aggravation!
Norton: With my coffee I would like one lump. (Rings the bell.)
Thelma: You keep on ringing that and I'll give you a lump.
Ralph: No, she looks more like the one who installed the bathtub.
Alice: You men just think you own this planet.
Ralph: Yeah but you women get your revenge. You marry us.
Thelma: Some guest and some employer. The simp and the blimp.
Thelma "If that's the good humor man get me a popcicle"
Ralph"Thelma there's somebody at the door?"
Thelma"Well answer it."
Ralph"Just be a little careful Alice, A little careful. Remember the life you save just might be your own"
Maid: (referring to Ralph) I dont clean up after any late night snacks, and from the looks of it this boy has plenty of late night snacks.
Joyce Randolph does not appear in this episode.