When Norton faints, he carefully catches his hat to make sure it stays on his head once he hits the floor.
Norton:"Like we say in the sewer. Time and tide wait for no man."
Norton:"35 percent belongs to the stock holders."
Ralph:"The only bird that watches you Norton is a woodpecker."
Alice (Audrey Meadows): Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.
This is a reference to Aesop's fable entitled "The Milkmaid and Her Pail", where Patty the Milkmaid was going to the market carrying a pail of milk on her head. Her mother would say this quote after the pail fell off her head with all of the milk spilled on the ground.