The Honeymooners - Season 5

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Episode Guide

  • A Man's Pride
    A Man's Pride
    Episode 39
    9/22/56
    8.7

    Ralph tells Alice's ex-boyfriend that he runs things at the Gotham Bus Company.

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    Running time: 30:00.

    NOTE: This is the last of the "Classic 39" episodes.

  • Dial J For Janitor
    Dial J For Janitor
    Episode 38
    9/15/56
    9.1

    Ralph takes on a job as janitor of his building.

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    Running time: 30:00.

  • The Bensonhurst Bomber
    9/8/56
    9.0

    Ralph gets into an argument at the poolhall and has to fight a big guy at the gym. He arranges it so that he can pretend to knock out a bigger man and make the other one scared. Instead he knocks out a stranger, regaining his confidence to go ahead with the fight.

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    Running time: 30:00.

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  • Alice And The Blonde
    6/2/56
    8.7

    The Kramdens and Nortons visit the Wedemeyers and the wives believe their husbands are neglecting them.

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    Running time: 30:00.

  • Mind Your Own Business
    5/26/56
    8.8

    Ed sells irons after Ralph's advice got him fired from the sewer. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad, Ralph himself considers selling irons.

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    Running time: 26:00.

    Note: This episode is also known as "Mind Your Own Business".

  • The Safety Award
    The Safety Award
    Episode 34
    5/19/56
    8.8

    Ralph has an accident on his way to receiving a Safest Bus Driver Award.

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    Running time: 30:00.

  • Unconventional Behavior
    5/12/56
    9.0

    Ed handcuffs himself to Ralph on their way to the Racoon convention.

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    Running time: 30:00.

  • Opportunity Knocks, But
    5/5/56
    8.4

    Ralph and Ed play pool with Ralph's boss and Ed gets a job at the bus company.

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    Running time: 30:00.

  • On Stage
    On Stage
    Episode 31
    4/28/56
    8.4

    Ralph, Alice, and Ed are in a Raccoon play, and Ralph expects to be a big star.

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    Running time: 30:00.

  • The Loudspeaker
    The Loudspeaker
    Episode 30
    4/21/56
    8.6

    Ralph writes a speech because he thinks he's going to be Racoon of the Year-but it turns out to be Norton.

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    CBS. Running time: 30:00.

    NOTE: This is an extended remake of"Guest Speaker" (6/13/1953)

  • Trapped
    Trapped
    Episode 29
    4/14/56
    9.1

    Ralph captures two thugs that followed him home after he witnessed a hold-up.

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    Running time: 26:00.

    Note: This episode is also known as "Ralph Kramden: Hero At Large".

  • The Worry Wart
    The Worry Wart
    Episode 28
    4/7/56
    8.7

    The IRS invites Ralph to clear something up on his tax return and that drives Ralph nuts. (Though he discovers he just forgot to sign his name on his return).

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    Running time: 30:00.

  • Head Of The House
    Head Of The House
    Episode 27
    3/31/56
    9.0

    Ralph tells a newspaper that he's head of the house and then has to prove it to a co-worker.

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    Running time: 26.00.

    Note: This episode is also known as "Ralph's Big Mouth".

  • Young Man With A Horn
    3/24/56
    8.8

    Ralph tries to hit the high note on a civil service exam as well as his cornet.

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    Running time: 30:00.

  • Pardon My Glove
    Pardon My Glove
    Episode 25
    3/17/56
    8.6

    Alice is getting the apartment re-decorated for free but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.

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    Running time: 26:00.

    Note: This episode is also known as "House Beautiful".

  • Please Leave The Premises
    3/10/56
    8.7

    The Kramdens and the Nortons fight a rent increase, though Ralph is the only one who really wants to fight.

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    Running time: 30:00.

  • Mama Loves Mambo
    Mama Loves Mambo
    Episode 23
    3/3/56
    8.9

    A new neighbor wears out his welcome teaching good manners and the mambo.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • Here Comes The Bride
    2/25/56
    8.7

    Ralph's advice to a lodge brother, to be head of the household, has his wife (Alice's sister) in tears.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • A Dog's Life
    A Dog's Life
    Episode 21
    2/18/56
    8.5

    Ralph feeds his boss dog food, thinking that it is an appetizer that Alice made.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • Young At Heart
    Young At Heart
    Episode 20
    2/11/56
    9.6

    Ralph and Norton take their wives dancing and rollerskating when they begin to complain about doing things young people do.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • Ralph Kramden, Inc.
    Ralph Kramden, Inc.
    Episode 19
    2/4/56
    8.5

    Norton invests in Ralph's stock when Ralph wants twenty dollars. When Ralph thinks he is named in a millionaire's will, arguments arise. It turns out Ralph was simply left a pet bird named Fortune, and much of the money was left to the butler and maid.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • The $99,000 Answer
    The $99,000 Answer
    Episode 18
    1/28/56
    9.5

    Ralph goes on a quiz show with the category of popular songs. He practices all week, spending a lot of money, only to miss on the first question!

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • The Babysitter
    The Babysitter
    Episode 17
    1/21/56
    8.8

    Alice is babysitting to pay for a phone but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.

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    Running time: 26:00.

    Note: This episode was originally titled "Bensonhurst 3-7741". When filming, 3-7741 was someones actual #. After filming, the actors dubbed new lines & the phone # was changed to 0-7741. The episode was originally scheduled for Oct. 15, 1955, then Dec. 17, 1955, then Dec. 31, 1955.

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  • Oh My Aching Back
    Oh My Aching Back
    Episode 16
    1/14/56
    9.3

    Ralph hurts his back at a bowling tournament the night before his physical exam.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • A Matter of Record
    A Matter of Record
    Episode 15
    1/7/56
    9.1

    Ralph cuts a record to sweet talk Alice after insulting her mother.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • The Man from Space
    The Man from Space
    Episode 14
    12/31/55
    8.8

    When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest a feud arises between Ralph and Ed.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • 'Twas The Night Before Christmas
    12/24/55
    9.3

    Ralph hocks his bowling ball to get Alice a present when someone else gets her the same thing he did.

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    Running time: 26:00.

    NOTE: The gift ideas in this episode are taken from 2 previous episodes: "Christmas Party" (12/20/1952) & "Anniversary Gift" (2/21/1953).

  • Something Fishy
    Something Fishy
    Episode 12
    12/17/55
    8.6

    Ralph & Norton don't want to take their wives on a Racoon fishing trip.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • The Deciding Vote
    The Deciding Vote
    Episode 11
    12/10/55
    8.6

    Ralph buys Alice a vacuum while Norton is the deciding vote in the raccoon election for convention manager.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • Hello, Mom
    Hello, Mom
    Episode 10
    12/3/55
    9.0

    Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • Brother Ralph
    Brother Ralph
    Episode 9
    11/26/55
    8.6

    Ralph after making a sugestion at work is laid off. Alice decides to take a job as a secretary but tells her boss that Ralph is her brother.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • Pal O'Mine
    Pal O'Mine
    Episode 8
    11/19/55
    8.6

    Ralph's feelings are bruised when Ed buys a friendship ring for one of his pals on the sewer crew. While Ralph gets it stuck on his finger, they eventually make up after Ed survives a sewer explosion.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • Better Living Through TV
    11/12/55
    9.5

    Ralph and Norton go on T.V. to sell the "Handy Housewife Helper"kitchen utensil. Can it core a apple?

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • The Sleepwalker
    The Sleepwalker
    Episode 6
    11/5/55
    9.0

    Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him.

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    Running time: 26:00.

  • A Matter Of Life And Death
    10/29/55
    9.2

    When Ralph thinks he has only six months to live, he sells his story to a magazine. Later he discovers it was Alice's mothers dog who was sick instead.

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    Running time: 25:00.

    NOTE: This is an extended remake of "Six Months To Live" (12/13/1952, 5/11/1957 & 11/23/1968).

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  • A Woman's Work Is Never Done
    10/22/55
    8.9

    Tired of Ralph's endless domestic complaints, Alice takes a job and leaves Thelma the maid to take care of the housework.

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    Running time: 30:00.

  • The Golfer
    The Golfer
    Episode 3
    10/15/55
    9.4

    Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and of course the situation turns into a disaster.

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    Running time: 30:00.

  • Funny Money
    Funny Money
    Episode 2
    10/8/55
    9.1

    Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it.

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    Running time: 26:00

  • TV Or Not TV
    TV Or Not TV
    Episode 1
    10/1/55
    9.0

    Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.

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    Running time: 26:00.

    NOTE: This is the 1st of the "Classic 39" episodes.

     

     

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