The Honeymooners - Season 8

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Episode Guide

  • In 25 Words Or Less
    9/17/66
    6.0

    Alice's sister, Helen, and her husband, have won a cruise to Europe from a contest, and Ralph and Alice go to see them off. The next day, Ralph then scemes with ed to enter numerous contests until they win. Ralph eventually wins two contests, the prizes are a dog from the Happy Hound dog food people and aTrip Around The World. (Ralph's winning slogan: "Slim-O Bread adds to the taste and takes away from the waist."). When Ralph reads the telegram that notifies him about winning the trip, he discovers that the company wants to use before-and-after photos of him. Ralph cons Norton into posing as him, and stuffs him with a pillow and takes his picture, which is to pass as the "before" Ralph. The ruse works - until Trixie comes in and refers to Ralph as Mr. Kramden. When the Slim-O man questions her, she tells him that Ralph is Kramden. Knowing Ralph lied, he can't give Ralph & Ed the grand prize of a $40,000.00 new home, instead it's off to Europe......

    Scenes:

    Scene 1 - Dock in N.Y.C.

    Scene 2 - Helen's State Room.

    Scene 3 - The Kramden's Apartment.

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    Running time: 60:00.

    NOTE: This is a remake of the Lost Episode "Boxtop Kid" (5/22/1954) & is the first Color Honeymooners episode.

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  • Ship Of Fools
    Ship Of Fools
    Episode 2
    10/1/66
    6.5

    The Kramdens & Nortons set sail to Europe. Ralph & Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat.
    Scenes & Musical Numbers:
    Scene 1 - Dock in N.Y.C.:
    "We're off to Paris"
    "You Can See It In Paree"
    Scene 2 - On Deck Of The S.S. Merrill:

    "I Never Felt Better In My Life"
    Scene 3 - Lifeboat at Sea:
    "Goodbye, Old Pal, Goodbye"
    Scene 4 - Dock in France:
    Finale: "Welcome To Paris"

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    Running time: 60:00.

    NOTE: This is a remake of "Away We Go" (2/2/57).

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  • Poor People Of Paris
    10/8/66
    5.7

    Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money.

    Scenes & Musical Numbers:

    Scene 1 - Kramden's Hotel Suite:
    "The're Coming Here To Paris"
    "We're Goin' Bye, Bye, Bye, We're Off On A Spree"

    Scene 2 - Sidewalk Cafe:
    "Ohh La La, We We"

    Scene 3 - Jail Cell:
    "That's You"

    Scene 4 - Sidewalk Cafe:
    Finale: "Paris, Better Known As Paree"

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    Running time: 60:00.

    NOTE: This is a remake of "Plastered In Paris" (2/9/57).

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  • Confusion, Italian Style
    10/15/66
    6.9

    Ralph is jealous of Alice's guide, not knowing the guide is a little boy. Harry Verderchi.

    Scenes & Musical Numbers:
    Scene 1 - Street: Hotel Excelsior:
    "Do As The Romans Do"
    "You Will Always Be My Friend"
    Scene 2 - Kramden's Hotel Suite:
    "Thats When You're Glad You Married The Girl"
    Scene 3 - Street Festival
    Scene 4 - Kramden's Hotel Suite:
    Finale: "You'll Always Be My Love"

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    Running time: 60:00.

    NOTE: This is a remake of "When In Rome" (2/23/57).

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  • Curse Of The Kramdens
    10/29/66
    7.5

    Ralph & Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has its own ghost.

    Scenes & Musical Numbers:
    Scene 1 - The Dunellen Inn:
    "Dear Ole Ireland"
    "Welcome To Dunellen"
    Reprise: "Dear Ole Ireland"
    Scene 2 - The Dunellen Lobby:
    "Hospitality"
    Scene 3 - Kramden's Hotel Room
    "You Needn't Fear, We'll Be Waitin' Right Here"
    Scene 4 - The Kramden Castle:
    Scene 5 - The Dunellen Lobby:
    Finale: "Hospitality"

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    Running time: 60:00.
    NOTE: This is a remake of "Curse Of The Kramdens" (3/2/57).

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  • The Honeymooners In England
    11/12/66
    7.2

    The Kramdens & Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show.

    Scenes & Musical Numbers:

    Scene 1 - Exterior, Buckingham Castle:
    "It's A Changing Of The Guard"
    Scene 2 - Hotel Lobby:
    "Everything Stops For Tea"
    Scene 3 - Kramden's Hotel Room:
    "Flakey Wakies, Flakey Wakies"
    Scene 4 - Tv Studio
    "Flakey Wakies, Flakey Wakies"
    Scene 5 - Hotel Lobby:
    Finae: "Hurry On Down, Come To London Town"

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    Running time: 60:00.

    NOTE: This episode is also known as "The Mod Couple".This is a remake of "Mad Dogs and Englishmen" (3/9/57).

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  • You're In The Picture
    11/19/66
    5.5

    In Madrid, Spain, Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph, and for once, Alice is jealous.

    Scenes & Musical Numbers:

    Scene 1 - Market Place:
    "Would You Like To Meet A Lovely Seniorita"
    "The Magical Power Of Spain"

    Scene 2 - The Kramden's Hotel Room:
    "It Doesn't Pay To Tell Your Wife The Truth"

    Scene 3 - Sidewalk Cafe:

    Scene 4 - The Kramden's Hotel Room:
    Finale: "You musn't Judge A Book By It's Cover"

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    Running time: 60:00.

    NOTE: This is a remake of "Framed In Spain" (4/6/57).

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  • We Spy
    We Spy
    Episode 8
    12/3/66
    5.8

    In Berlin Germany, Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range.


    Scenes & Musical Numbers:
    Scene 1 - Train Station:
    "The Berlin Express"
    "In The German Band"
    Scene 2 - Russian Firing Range:
    "A Beautiful Day"
    Scene 3 - Interrogation Room:
    Scene 4 - Banquet Hall:
    Scene 5 - Train Station:
    Finale: "You're In Berlin"

    CBS.

    Running time: 60:00.

    NOTE: This is a remake of the "Behind The Iron Curtain" (2/16/1957).

    FLUB: Look for the trombonist in the German Marching Band in the opening #. He looses the slide, it falls to the stage. it gets kicked around quite a bit & then he picks it up at the end of the #.

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  • Petticoat Jungle
    Petticoat Jungle
    Episode 9
    12/10/66
    7.0

    In Africa, The Kramdens and Nortons go on a jungle safari. The husbands go hunting, while the wives keep camp.

    Scenes & Musical Numbers:

    Scene 1 - Sports Boutique:
    "Everyone Wins In The World Of Sports"
    "We're A Couple OF Hunters"
    Scene 2 - The kramden Cabin:
    Scene 3 - The Jungle:
    "On The Riviera"
    Scene 4 - On Deck Of The S.S. Merrill:
    Finale: "It's Much More Fun To Come Home"

    CBS.

    Running time: 60:00.

    NOTE: This is a remake of "I Remember Mau Au" (4/13/57).

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  • Run, Santa, Run
    Run, Santa, Run
    Episode 10
    12/17/66
    6.2

    Thinking Alice is pregnant, Ralph takes a job as a sidewalk santa with Norton as his helper, not knowing that the guys who placed the ad are bookmakers and that they plan to use the Santa to collect bets.

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    Running time: 60:00.

    This is a remake of "Santa And The Bookies" (12/12/1953 & 12/18/1954).

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  • King Of The Castle
    King Of The Castle
    Episode 11
    1/7/67
    5.8

    Ralph advises Ed to stand up to Trixie. Alice then moves in with Trixie and Ed is living with Ralph.

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    Running time: 60:00.

    This is a remake of "Battle of The Sexes" (11/13/1954).

  • Movies Are Better Than Ever
    1/14/67
    6.8

    Ralph treats Alice & the Norton's to he movies for Ed's birthday. Ed's ticket wins a color TV that Ralph declares is his.

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    Running time: 60:00.

    This is a remake of "Kramden Vs. Norton" (1/15/1955).

  • Without Reservations
    2/4/67
    6.0

    Alice's brother, Stanley pursuades Ralph into buying a hotel along the route of a proposed highway.

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    Running time: 60:00.

    This is a remake of "Brother-In-Law" (11/27/1954).

  • Life Upon The Wicked Stage
    2/11/67
    5.5

    Ralph pairs up with Ed and Alice pairs up with Trixie to enter a talent contest. Alice and Trixie win first place.

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    Running time: 60:00.

    This is a remake of "Songs And Witty Sayings" (5/14/1955).

    Due to music rights issues, this episode is not available on DVD.

  • Rififi, Brooklyn Style
    3/4/67
    5.5

    Ralph tries to score points with his boss by collecting money from the the bus and buying the boss' daughter a watch.

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    Running time: 60:00.

    This is a remake of "The Great Jewel Robbery" (2/26/1955).

  • Ralph Kramden Presents
    3/18/67
    5.5

    Ralph is asked to invite Jackie Gleason, to the annual Raccoons dance.

    CBS.

    Running time: 60:00.

    This is a remake of "Catch A Star" (12/15/1956).

  • Flushing Ho
    Flushing Ho
    Episode 17
    4/11/67
    6.8

    The Kramdens and Nortons, unable to make ends meet around tax time, decide to move to a large two-bedroom.

    CBS.

    Running time: 60:00.

    This is a remake of "One Big Happy Family" (4/9/1955).

  • Sees All, Knows All
    Sees All, Knows All
    Episode 18
    4/22/67
    6.0

    Ralph visits a fortune teller whom tells him he will murder someone. A terrified Ralph moves in with Norton so his pal can keep an eye on things.

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    Running time: 60:00.

    This is a remake of "Fortune Teller" (4/3/1954).

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