Darryl: They nothin' but a bunch of new-age, tree-huggin', whale watchin', tofu-suckin... well, that's all I got right now. Darryl: ...and that's why each and every prison cell has its own drain. Michael: Dad, I'm ten. I'm practically a man. Back in Africa, I'd have a hut and four wives already.
Michael: I know, I know, before you even say it, it's gonna hurt you more than it hurts me. Darryl: Well, not if I do it right.
Dave: Hey, Darryl, I'd spank the kid, but I'm too damn big. Burped him, once, nearly stopped his heart. Darryl: Child psychologists? You know, if they were any good, they'd be workin' with adults.
Michael: And all this time I thought we were living in a democracy. Darryl: Oh, this is a democracy son, but unfortunately for you, you're one of the Indians. Got it, Big Chief Little Boy? Michael: Well I say it's not fair. Milsap: Hey, it's not all bad, Michael. Right now you feel ignored and disrespected, but if you just hang in there a couple hundred years, they'll let you open up your own casino.
Darryl: Respect? Equal? Where you gettin' this stuff from? Aretha Franklin or Pokemon or something like that?
Episode Title: "Honey, I Beat the Kids" This is a spoof to a comedy movie from 1989, "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids."
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