Warren: The power of Perrier compels you!
Darryl: That's what you get with a West Coast exorcist.
Darryl: Mommy was right. Yvonne is the devil incarnate!
Darryl: Whoever reads this inscription unleashes a dark evil.
Milsap: Why does evil always have to be dark?
Darryl: Just spit it out, man. I've got a bald black man sitting on the hood of my car. We're bound to get ticketed for something.
Darryl: The kids loved me beating up the Easter Bunny. That racist son of a bith offered me colored eggs!
Yvonne: Darryl, I'm just saying, please lighten up.
Darryl: Lighten up? Have you been talking to the Easter Bunny?
Darryl: Baby, we cannot trust white people with a Halloween party. You seen what they did to disco.