Sydney: Michael, you know some totaly rad wrestling moves.
Darryl: Rad? When did you start sounding like an episode of 7th Heaven? Not that I ever watch that show.
Sydney: Daddy, you're such a dweeb.
Darryl: Dweeb?! Baby, that is not how we insult people. You want to insult someday use a momma joke. Like, yo, your momma so big she got hit by a bus and turned around and yelled 'Stop throwin' them rocks!'
Sydney: You don't have to be in the hood to be of the hood.
Milsap: Everybody knows every player needs a pair and a spare.
Darryl: I've been working with a really bad definition of what black is because it absolutely does not mean being less than anybody.
Kenyatha's dad: I understand, and I want you to know that as soon as I get that big promotion or hit the lotto, I'm going to sell out just like you did.
Yvonne: Darryl, you're not giving our daughter soul lessons again, are you?
This is the last first-run episode of the season. ABC cancelled the series. It was later picked up by UPN.