Paul: They say I'm not qualified for a loan. They'll see how qualified I am when I rob their bank.
David: Oh come on, Paul, that's not going to help.
Paul: I'm going to give the money back on local TV. All I want is the publicity.
David: But it's not worth the risk!
Paul: Hey, it's just a starter's gun. Nobody's gonna get hurt.
David: Really? Well, bank guards don't happen to use starter's guns!