Dennis Day says his age is 26.
Dennis: (Dennis tells Jack he's suing him for $50,000 for telling people he's stupid) From now on I want to be addressed with dignity. My name is Dennis S. Day.
Jack: What does the "S" stand for?
Dennis: If I told 'ya, I'd loose my case!
Jack: (sweating in a steam cabinet) Gee, I think I've had enough. I'd better get out.
Rochester: Well, I better not open it for a couple of minutes.
Jack: Why, haven't I had enough?
Rochester: Yeah, but the potatoes aren't done yet.
Waiter: How about hamburger?
Jack: Well, is the hamburger fresh?
Waiter: Fresh? It was in the first race!
Jack: Cut that out!
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