The Jack Benny Program

Season 8 Episode 11

Jack At The Races

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Aired Sunday 7:30 PM Feb 09, 1958 on CBS

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    • Dennis: (Dennis tells Jack he's suing him for $50,000 for telling people he's stupid) From now on I want to be addressed with dignity. My name is Dennis S. Day.
      Jack: What does the "S" stand for?
      Dennis: If I told 'ya, I'd loose my case!

    • Jack: (sweating in a steam cabinet) Gee, I think I've had enough. I'd better get out.
      Rochester: Well, I better not open it for a couple of minutes.
      Jack: Why, haven't I had enough?
      Rochester: Yeah, but the potatoes aren't done yet.

    • Waiter: How about hamburger?
      Jack: Well, is the hamburger fresh?
      Waiter: Fresh? It was in the first race!
      Jack: Cut that out!

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