(admiring a photo)
Jack: What a dollface! Such a beautiful complexion, lovely lips, sparkling eyes...
Rochester: Yeah, boss. That's the best picture you ever had taken.
Jack: I'm looking at Miss Livingston, for heaven sake! How could I say that about my picture?
Rochester: Without your glasses on, you could say that about a garbage truck.
Don Wilson: (in closing credits voice over) And don't forget, in three weeks the Jack Benny Show will originate in New York City. And Jack will have as his guest star, Miss Helen Hayes.
(Rochester brings in groceries)
Rochester: I think next week I'm going to have to shop at a different market.
Jack: Why? What's wrong with our regular market?
Rochester: Well, you know how they always charge less for cans that are bent?
Rochester: Well, this morning they caught me bending them.
This episode was filmed 6/18/1953.