The Jack Benny Program Season 11 Episode 8

(on the phone with a florist, who offers to deliver another orchid to the Stewarts' address)
Jimmy: Uh, well, uh, uh, well, uh, well now, uh, thanks a lot, but, but I, I d-d, I don't know about it, you see, we're going out and I don't think that, uh, I really don't think that there'd be time.
Florist: Mr. Stewart, while you were saying that, we could have had it there!

Gloria: (discussing all of the items they'd bought that were mistakenly delivered to Jack's address) Wouldn't be so bad if this was the first time. There was the lamp shades, the rattan furniture, and what he did with that girdle of mine I'll never know.
Jimmy: You must admit he brought over our vacuum cleaner.
Gloria: Only because we offered a reward.

Gloria: (upset that Jack kept the orchid Jimmy ordered) Wouldn't you think he'd have the decency to call the florist. They could pick it up and exchange it. I mean, after all, what's Jack going to do with an orchid?
Jimmy: Well, knowing Jack, since it got it for nothing, he'll wear it himself.