Jack: One thing about me, I'm honest. If any other comedian has a bad show, I'm the first to talk about it.
Herb Mills: You know there are four of us.
Jack: I know.
Herb: Then why did you hire only two?
Jack: Look. For your price, I was only gonna hire one. But I thought it'd look kinda silly, you know, in the add: "Jack Benny Presents The Mills Brother."