The Jack Benny Program

Season 8 Episode 9

Jack Takes a Beaver To The Dentist

Aired Sunday 7:30 PM Jan 12, 1958 on CBS



  • Trivia

    • Jack has Mary's fur coat in his refrigerator all summer; he made her a better deal than the storage company.

  • Quotes

    • Dr. Peyton: (after unwillingly having his tooth pulled) Oh, uh, just a minute Mr. Benny.
      Jack: Yeah?
      Dr. Peyton: You owe me ten dollars for pulling your tooth.
      Jack: That's what you think. I just raised your rent!

    • Dr. Peyton: (after examining Jack's teeth) Mr. Benny, how old are you?
      Jack: Thirty-nine.
      Dr. Peyton: Well, you've got a bicuspid that's sixty-three.

    • Mrs. Miller: (on phone) Mr. Benny, I hope this won't be an imposition, but one of my boys has a very bad tooth that has to come out.
      Jack: Oh. Rochester, have we got a pair of pliers in the house?
      Mrs. Miller: Oh, no! No, Mr. Benny! I didn't mean that!

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