Jack has Mary's fur coat in his refrigerator all summer; he made her a better deal than the storage company.
Dr. Peyton: (after unwillingly having his tooth pulled) Oh, uh, just a minute Mr. Benny.
Jack: Yeah?
Dr. Peyton: You owe me ten dollars for pulling your tooth.
Jack: That's what you think. I just raised your rent!
Dr. Peyton: (after examining Jack's teeth) Mr. Benny, how old are you?
Jack: Thirty-nine.
Dr. Peyton: Well, you've got a bicuspid that's sixty-three.
Mrs. Miller: (on phone) Mr. Benny, I hope this won't be an imposition, but one of my boys has a very bad tooth that has to come out.
Jack: Oh. Rochester, have we got a pair of pliers in the house?
Mrs. Miller: Oh, no! No, Mr. Benny! I didn't mean that!
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