The Jack Benny Program

Season 6 Episode 16

Jack Tries To Get a Passport

Aired Sunday 7:30 PM Apr 22, 1956 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (being asked questions for his passport)
      Clerk Frank Nelson: Have you ever sworn allegiance to a foreign country?
      Jack: What?
      Clerk Frank Nelson: Don't worry. We don't count anything before the Boston tea party.

    • (Jack makes an announcement at the top of the show)
      Jack: If there's a Mrs. Ann Klem of 237 South Crescent Drive in the audience, go home immediately. You left the water running in your bathtub.
      (woman in audience stands up and run out the exit.)
      Jack: That'll teach her not to take my parking space.

  • Notes

  • Allusions