At dinner, Lois serves Don and Harlow a 23 pound turkey apiece.
(Don demands to know why Jack put George Burns' son on the show, but not his)
Jack: Well, why wouldn't I? George is my best friend; my pal.
Don: Some pal! I charge you less for being your announcer than George Burns does for being your friend!
Don: (sulking, discussing all he's done for Jack) Remember when he pneumonia? It was a pint of my blood that got him back on his feet.
Lois: I'll say it got him on his feet! You gave him the blood, he jumped out of bed, ran downtown and sold it to the Red Cross for ten dollars!