The Joe Schmo Show

Season 2 Episode 5

Porked and Beans

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Aired Tuesday 10:00 PM Jul 12, 2004 on Spike TV
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The suitors are told to choose who they believe among them is least compatible with Austin and with Piper. Gerald is chosen least compatible with Piper and Eleanor is chosen least compatible with Austin. That means they each get some alone time with the respective bachelor and bachelorette - that is, until "tragedy" strikes. A Falcon Twist is interrupted for the "news" that Ingrid's grandfather died. As such, weepy Eleanor loses her alone-time to Ingrid. The suitors all take part in a game called Love is a Battlefield in which they must perform better than models at outrageous tasks for trips. Tim gets the dirty-talk of his life from Cammy, but it isn't enough to beat the apparently X-Rated performance of the models. Piper's supposed parents return, except now they're playing the roles of Austin's parents. The girls are given tasks to perform and all complete them except Cammy. Her Porked and Beans soft-core video is played, but Austin tosses Ingrid, saying that she had lied to him about her grandfather.moreless

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Gretchen Palmer

Gretchen Palmer

Ambrosia, The Bitch (Second Woman "Evicted," Season 2)

Jon Huertas

Jon Huertas

TJ, The Playah (Season 2)

Tim Herzog

Tim Herzog

Austin Newton Rice, Mr. Right (Season 2)

Ralph Garman

Ralph Garman

The Smarmy Host (Season 1), Derek Newcastle (Season 2)

Jonathan Torrens

Jonathan Torrens

Gerald, The Gotta-Be Gay Guy (Third Man "Evicted," Season 2)

Jessica Makinson

Jessica Makinson

Eleanor, The Weeper ("Left Of Her Own Accord," Season 2)

Timothy Brennan (II)

Timothy Brennan (II)

Dallas Newton Rice, Austin's Father

Guest Star

Robin McDonald

Robin McDonald

Lois Newton Rice, Austin's Mother

Guest Star

Caleb Reese

Caleb Reese

The Plumber / Pierre, Ze French Chef [Uncredited]

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