The Joe Schmo Show

Tuesday 10:00 PM on Spike TV Premiered Sep 02, 2003 In Season


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    Just watch the final episode of this show, and i love this show. I was lookin forward to every tuesday night to watch it. but now that its over when will the new season start??????
  • deaf and smokin hot

    if youre at all like me and think karlee is smokin hot you should see her lying next to laura prepon(that 70s show) both topless sunbathing in a new indi flick. what a delicious sight it makes.
  • Bring it back

    I love this show. Genius idea if you ask me. I've never watched any of the reality shows...I've seen bits and pieces, and to me- that has to be the dumbest stuff on tv ever. This makes fun of all of that stuff, so I enjoyed it a lot. Even if it wasn't making fun of "reality" shows, it would be entertaining. Matt is clearly a really nice guy, and that helps the show a lot. He's so cool in general, you can't help but like the guy and want to see what happens. The actors do a fantastic job, all playing over-the-top stereotypes of reality show contestant personalities. The gay guy, the jerk, the rich snotty girl, the old guy, etc.

    In Matt's defense...I'm not sure why some call him dumb. I don't think ANY of us would ever think that we were being set up on a fake show and the rest of the contestants were actors. Why would that thought even come to mind if you were on a show like this? You're just thinking you're on a show with some normal people and some not so normal people...none of our reactions would be- "wait, are all you guys actors?" He surely wouldn't have recognized any of the other actors from previous work, since none of them have had any leading roles in a thing- I looked at all the actors pages on this site, and the hutch has done some work, but not much, and not too many people would recognize him from his past work.

    Very nice idea, well played out so far...but you can't help feel bad for good ol' matt who is being duped. Then again, he's on tv, he's going thru this adventure, and I'm sure they paid him in the end- so I guess it's not TOO bad of a deal for him.

  • It's a reality show that isn't a reality show at the same time. Plus it's very funny.

    First off, what is remarkable is that what these actors do and still make it believable. Both seasons were hilariously ridiculous.

    In season one they had challenges that were so close to too far, that I enjoyed every minute. Matt should've spotted the fake lawyer when the dog poo thing happened. He has been on TV before.

    In season two I was proud of Ingrid and how she figured it all out. How Tim did not figure it out, I will never know. Porked and Beans?! The host and his horrible English accent. Brice killing the owl. Brice being in love with Everett. Brice being in love with Piper. Brice stalking Piper. Brice and his ways. That is why this show is excellent. They torture people to the limit, and they still belive it is just another reality show.

    In the end the days of torture par off, because you cant lose on that show. Everyone is a winner.
  • In a parody of reality shows, actors work from a script to get reactions from the one guy who thinks it's real.

    I am not a big fan of reality TV, and I LOVED THIS SHOW!!! The first season was incredible. The actors were amazing, the story lines devised were ingenius, and Matt (aka Joe Schmo) was very likeable. The second season wasn't quite as good, but was still very enjoyable. The actors in season two we also very talented, and some of the "twists" that they created were great. All in all, I was a very big fan, and I'd love to see Joe Schmo back on Spike.
  • Reality with a twist

    “The Joe Schmo Show” is a clever idea where instead of getting a group of people and putting them in a house, giving them challenges etc. only one contestant is brought in, the rest of the house are actors. Everyone is geared to messing with the Joe, and not letting him know things aren’t what they seem.

    While everyone is “in” on the joke, it is interesting to see the producers set up particular scenarios, only to have the contestant decide to do something different, and totally unexpected. With so many shows on, it seems to me it would be difficult to keep this idea going. It should be very hard to get a good contestant who knows very little about reality shows.

    Season One was quite remarkable and they probably should have stopped there.
  • I looked forward to every episode of Season 2.

    Wow. Where to begin to talk about how great Season 2 of Joe Schmo was.

    I think faux host Derek Newcastle was my favorite character. His "trademark" lines at the end of each "Last Chance for Love" eviction ceremonies were priceless.

    For the guys:
    "Your wick is cold and so is your place in Piper's heart. Please take a walk down the 'Last Chance for Love' Trail of Tears."

    For the girls:
    "Your neck is bare and so is your place in Austin's heart. Please take a walk down the 'Last Chance for Love' Trail of Tears."

    I also loved the guy who played Bryce, The Stalker. The whole "Mockingbird! Mockingbird!" scene was too much. I don't know how he was able to keep a straight face during his performances.

    I sort of felt bad for Tim, the Schmo; however, if you can't figure out the joke after seeing some of the ridiculous antics of his fellow "contestants," then he deserves the title of Joe Schmo.

    I really wish they would bring this show back for a third season.
  • Funny Parody

    I was wondering when the real life Truman Show was going to show up. That 1998 film was about a man whose whole life was actually a TV show. The target of Spike TV’s “The Joe Schmo Show” may not have lived his whole life in a fictional TV show, but for a while, he is the centerpiece of one of the funniest shows on television.
    Matt Kennedy Gould is the title character of the show. He is the only person on this “Big Brother”/“Survivor”-like show, titled “Lap of Luxury,” that thinks it is real. The rest of the contestants are all actors. They play some of the clichéd reality show characters that seem to always pop up on these shows. There is Steven “The Hutch” Hutchinson, a.k.a. “The A**hole” (played by David Hornsby.) “The Real World’s” Puck might be the template for this character. Hornsby says in an off-show comment that he is actually a nice guy. Gina Price, a.k.a. “The Reality Expert” (played by Nikki Davis), ironically becomes the first one to be “evicted.” Carlos “Kip” Calderos, a.k.a. “The Gay Guy” (played by Lance Krall), is, in Matt’s words, like a “gay Tony Montana” (from the 1983 movie Scarface), because he is flamboyant with a thick Latino accent. In an off-show comment we find out that Krall is not only not gay, but he doesn’t have that accent either. Earl Bradford, a.k.a. “The Grizzled Veteran” (played by Franklin Dennis Jones), is the oldest member of the cast whose template might be Rudy Boesch from the first season of “Survivor.” Patricia “Dr. Pat” Lane, a.k.a. “The Insufferable Licensed Therapist” (played by Kristen Wiig), is a character I’ve never seen before on a reality show, but she is modeled after Dr. Phil. Ashleigh Rivera, a.k.a. “The Rich B***h” (played by Melissa Yvonne Lewis), doesn’t seem too mean right now, but that is probably part of her character, and the attitude will roll out gradually. Brian Keith Etheridge, a.k.a. “The Buddy” (playing himself), is also a writer on the show, and I think he is the most generic character on purpose. Molly Crabtree, a.k.a. “The Virgin” (played by Angela Dodson), is a character who has been seen on countless shows as the uptight religious type who is saving herself for her boyfriend back home. Ralph Garman is “The Smarmy Host,” and he has his act down perfectly. He does that “pause talk” that so many reality show hosts do, where they feel the need to pause after every third or fourth word. They are all competing for $100,000 while living together in a mansion. There are luxury competitions, immunity competitions (called the “Lord of the Manor Immunity Showdown,” represented by the “immunity robe,” a pimped-out, feathery purple and black robe), and eviction ceremonies. Their portrait on a “collector’s plate” represents each of the contestants in the “Riches to Rags” eviction ceremony. The contestants write their eviction choice on a piece of paper and put it in an urn, a la “Survivor,” and Ralph reads off the names in a dramatic form. The one who gets the most votes is evicted, and they have to hand their plate to Ralph. He then throws the plate into a fireplace after saying “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, [evicted player], you’re dead to us.” Every competition is scripted to have a specific outcome, but sometimes, unexpected things happen.

    In the first episode, we see Matt and the eight other characters move into the mansion. Matt quickly bonds with Kip. Not long after they arrive is the first luxury competition, which involves the competitors wearing each other’s underwear, and they have to guess whose underwear each person is wearing. Matt surprisingly gets more correctly than anticipated, so the producers change some of the answers. Kip wins the prize, which is the mansion’s luxurious master bedroom. The person who got the least answers right, Matt, had to wear Kip’s thong for the rest of the day. Since the answers were changed, the actors had to pay attention to which pair of underwear was theirs. Earl almost messes things up by telling Matt that he thought Matt was wearing an individual pair of underwear that in reality was supposed to be his. He covers up his mistake by blaming the confusion on poor eyesight. They then have a show-and-tell of their “creature comforts,” otherwise known as the one familiar item from home that they brought with them, again a la “Survivor.” Gina and Molly almost mess up here. Gina is supposed to be a reality junkie, but she forgot the first name of the first winner of “Survivor,” Richard Hatch. Molly brought a picture of her boyfriend that she claimed was precious to her, but then she just left it on a table. Matt forms an alliance with Gina and tries to calm down Hutch’s Puck-like behavior. In the immunity competition, the competitors had to place a body part on an assigned place on an adult film star’s body. The last one to take their body part off the adult film star would be the winner, and the first one to remove their body part would have to sleep in the laundry room for the remainder of their stay. Matt surprises the producers a couple of times during this competition. The first time is when he actually recognizes the adult film star as Tawny Roberts. The second surprise is that he took his body part off Tawny first (they had planned to have Matt and Hutch be the last two left in the competition, with Hutch ultimately winning.) He says it is because he didn’t want to sleep in the same bed with two other people anymore. They make it come down to Hutch and Kip, with Hutch winning after psyching Kip out. After the immunity competition, a few of the other players show Matt a clipboard that they “accidentally” found under Gina’s bed that had mean things on it about all of the other players. Matt starts to doubt the strength of his alliance with Gina. The producers fix the bedroom situation by having Kip suggest a just-for-fun competition where they would imitate each other. The best imitation would win the master bedroom. Matt wins the competition after doing a decent imitation of Kip. With Matt now in the master bedroom, the producers could keep closer tabs on him. At the “Riches to Rags” eviction ceremony, Matt votes for Molly, while the others just write silly stuff on their slips of paper, since the outcome had been planned already. Ralph reveals that one vote was for Molly, one vote was for Matt, and the other seven were for Gina. She gives an over-the-top goodbye speech, which Matt automatically parallels with the speech that Susan Hawk gave during the first season of “Survivor” (she compares them to snakes and rats, she wouldn’t help them if they were poisoned in an alley, etc.) Brian is worried that Matt has caught on to the rouse because of Gina’s speech and tries to smooth things over. Matt instead thought Gina had screwed him over by being the person who had voted for him. In the end, everyone was amazed at how much of a dupe Matt has been so far.

    In the second episode, the producers regroup with the cast and plan the day. Matt flirts with Ashleigh a little more. Molly almost blows it by confusing where she and her parents live. She covers it up by pretending to bite her tongue. She thinks Matt has caught on when he confronts her, but he instead confesses that he voted for her. In the luxury competition, they competed for some pampering outside of the mansion, and the losers had to clean the mansion. The teams were split down gender lines (with Kip playing for the women.) They had to answer sexual questions about other team members, and if they got the individual question wrong, they had to dress up weird and do a humiliating act. Earl lost, so he had to do a pole dance dressed like Little Bo Peep. Molly lost, so she had to dress like a cop and frisk Ashleigh for drugs. Matt lost, so he had to dress up as a naughty schoolgirl while Brian spanked him. Ashleigh lost, so she had to dress up as a farmer and grab a peach out of Dr. Pat’s cleavage with her mouth. Hutch lost, so he had to dress up like a French maid to dust and massage Earl’s bare feet (with oil.) Brian lost, so he had to dress as a Playboy Bunny while eating a carrot between Matt’s knees. The guys got the most questions wrong, so they had to clean the mansion while remaining in their loser outfits. While cleaning the house, Hutch replaces the photos in Kip’s photo album with pictures of his butt. Kip comes back, finds the pictures in his book, and is mad. He confronts the group, and Hutch fesses up to taking the pictures (and cutting up the old ones), which makes Matt and everyone else mad at him. Dr. Pat tries to counsel Matt with some goofy breathing exercises, which surprisingly helps him. At dinner that night, Ralph has all of them show off their unusual talents. After that, Ralph gives them all a present, which is a headshot of each of them with a note written by him on them. This is to set up the fictional love-triangle between Ashleigh, Ralph, and Molly. Ashleigh likes Ralph, and Ralph likes Molly, so Ashleigh is upset when Molly gets a more expressive note written for her on her headshot. Matt tries to comfort Ashleigh about it. Later, Ashleigh and Molly sit on Kip’s lap in the hot tub, and Dr. Pat suggests a game where everyone tells someone else a nice thing. There are no immunity or eviction ceremonies in this episode, so I guess those only happen every other hour (the first episode was two hours long and the second episode was an hour.)
    The host and most of the characters have their parts down perfectly. The goofier the competitions, the more my eyes would tear up with laughter. I did think Molly could have been a little more offended at all of the “naughty” things going on, Earl could have been a little more grizzled, and Ashleigh could have been a lot more mean.
    “The Joe Schmo Show” may sound cruel, but its well worth watching

  • A peerless experience in television viewing, and one of the most grevious of all our losses.

    How can one classify this show? Quite simply, it is a reality show that isn't real, but it was the most intelligent, inspirational and moving 20 hours ever to air on television. There were two seasons of JS and they weren't enough. On each, the 'contestants' were matched against people whom they did not know were actors and therefore assumed them to be fellow competitors. These actors portrayed roles that can be called nothing but stereotypes of reality show personae, i.e. "the Moron," "the Gotta-Be-Gay-Guy," "the Buddy," "the Weeper," etc. The humor comes when these actors are pitted against the 'contestants,' and inevitably relationships of varying degress of dysfunction form among them. More than anything else, the unparalleled experience of Joe Schmo was an opportunity, one hour or so a week, to restore one's faith in humanity. While the actors in the first season were very, very good, the players in the second season fulfilled their roles to such perfection (in no small degree owing to the genius of Brian Keith Etheridge's (himself an actor from JS Season 1) writing) that the viewers, who knew them to be fake, nevertheless were able to feel 'pity and fear,' in the true Aristotelean sense, over the plights of these characters. It was therefore inevitable that the marks, the 'Schmos' would be caught up in the maelstrom all the more personally. By far the most touching and moving parts of the show are when the 'Schmos' display their humanity: caring about and empathizing with their fellow contestants, who invariably, after the show is over, say they felt just a little guilty about their performance. The 'Schmos' thus far--Matt Kennedy Gould, Ingrid Wiese, Tim Walsh and Amanda Noughton--each, in his or her own way, demonstrate that goodness and light is not gone from this cold and disillusioned world of ours, and remind us that there still hope left for us. Who would not want to play hoops with Matt, have coffee and discuss international relations with Ingrid, hang out and have a few laughs and brews with Tim, or share the secrets of your soul with Amanda? The answer is a resounding : not one of us. Anyone of us would jump at the chance to spend a few precious hours with such great folks as these. Anyone who 'got to know' these wonderful, beautiful people had the privilege, however briefly, to be their friends and by the end of each season, was sorry to see them go.

    But such a dish of deceit is apparently not always so easily eaten: for yet unexplained reasons, Joe Schmo was taken off Spike TV. That show, which gave even the most uncommitted TV viewers something to look forward to (albeit so briefly) for two seasons, was abrupty and inexplicably cancelled. And what is more, while JS 1 is available on DVD, there are no indicators that a JS 2 DVD is coming any time soon. If you have a chance, watch this show in any format you can, buy the DVD of Season 1, and tell the producers how much you appreciate what they have done and how you would dearly love to see 'Mo' Schmo,' however they want to dish it out to us! Thornton out.