The Joe Schmo Show

Season 2 Episode 8

T.J. Needs T.P.

Aired Tuesday 10:00 PM Aug 02, 2004 on Spike TV
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Episode Summary

T.J. Needs T.P.
Tim, staying a nearby hotel, is told by Derek that he has been asked back on the show due to another male suitor committing a rules violation. When he returns, it's revealed that Bryce could not control his anger against the falcon Montecore and it was found dead. He is taken away from the mansion, but not before a sad protest that he did not kill the falcon and was only interested in a game of water. The suitors play another sexually charged game called Bound by Love and then take dance lessons all chained together. T.J. experiences major diarrhea and when he goes for a change of underwear, Gerald finds that T.J. has hidden his aquasocks. Without these, he's been left with sponge-bathing for the past four days. The two participate in a dance-off and the girls agree that Gerald gave the better performance and that T.J. will go home in that night's Double Trouble eviction ceremony. At the ceremony, Austin evicts Cammy, saying that he's sorry. Piper decides to evict Gerald and Gerald protests with T.J., but Derek says that their "dance-off" was not an official function. Derek then reveals a special Falcon Twist (sans Montecore, although all are supposed to pretend the bird's still there): that Austin and Piper are considering rekindling their romance.moreless

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    Gretchen Palmer

    Gretchen Palmer

    Ambrosia, The Bitch (Second Woman "Evicted," Season 2)

    Jon Huertas

    Jon Huertas

    TJ, The Playah (Season 2)

    Tim Herzog

    Tim Herzog

    Austin Newton Rice, Mr. Right (Season 2)

    Ralph Garman

    Ralph Garman

    The Smarmy Host (Season 1), Derek Newcastle (Season 2)

    Jonathan Torrens

    Jonathan Torrens

    Gerald, The Gotta-Be Gay Guy (Third Man "Evicted," Season 2)

    Jessica Makinson

    Jessica Makinson

    Eleanor, The Weeper ("Left Of Her Own Accord," Season 2)

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (1)

      • When T.J. says "I was embarrassed that I had just fake shit," close-captioning reads "fake (bleep)" as if they had meant to censor it.

    • QUOTES (14)

    • NOTES (2)

    • ALLUSIONS (2)

      • Cammy: You all are amazing and you know what they say -- If it doesn't kill you, you ain't dead. And I am not dead.
        Cammy, the moron, messes up the phrase "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger," a phrase that became the basis for an inspirational book.

      • Derek: Love is as precious as a diamond. And, as well know, diamonds are forever. But love, sometimes, is not. Tonight, love will point its gold finger at two of you and you'll be evicted. That's right. You'll be having a both a Pearl Necklace and Flame of Love eviction ceremony.
        Derek Newcastle, the pompous British host, runs the gambit working the titles of films from the popular series of movies about a fictional English spy, James Bond (007), into his speech here:

        Diamonds are Forever - The 7th James Bond film

        Goldfinger - The 3rd James Bond film

        The World is Not Enough - The 19th James Bond film

        Die Another Day - The 20th James Bond film

        Additionally, Tim references the James Bond spoof series Austin Powers in this episode when he says that he thought the dance instructor "looked like Goldmember."

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