The Kids in the Hall

Season 1 Episode 4


Aired Unknown Nov 07, 1989 on 60 Frames



  • Trivia

    • In the "Citizen Kane" sketch, Dave's character has a fake hand, which is later stabbed by Kevin's character. Knowing this, if you watch his hand right from the beginning, you notice it never moves from it's one spot. Dave says he tried covering it a little a couple of times, so people wouldn't notice.

  • Quotes

    • Dave: You're making a fool of yourself in front of everyone, alright? Would you please take the knife out? Take the damn knife out! (Kevin finally complies. Dave clutches his wounded hand) Ow! Oh geez. Listen, um, would you mind just calling me a-- uh . . . oh, what are they called? A uh . . .
      Kevin: An ambulance?
      Dave: No. No, I want a uh . . . a um . . .
      Kevin: Do you want two guys in a van to come take care of your hand and bring you to a hospital?
      Dave: Yes. Exactly, yes.
      Kevin: Then you want an ambulance.
      Dave: No I don't! I want a . . . uh . . .
      Kevin: It's an ambulance.
      Dave: No it isn't!
      Kevin: You want an ambulance.
      Dave: Sh!
      Kevin: It's an ambulance.
      Dave: Sh! It's a . . . uh . . .
      Kevin: No, you know what you want? (Picks up his steak knife and drives it repeatedly into Dave's chest) You want a mortician! You want a mortician! You want a mortician! YOU WANT A MORTICIAN!! (Slumps Dave's dead body over the table) This one is on me. Check please!

  • Notes

    • This episode features the famous "Citizen Kane" sketch that has been a staple of the KITH tours and performances for years. Also, watch closely, Kevin uses 2 knives. He throws the steak knife off the table so he doesn't mix them up and accidentally stabs Dave.

    • In the "Gorilla" sketch, the name of the electric company is "Acme Electronics Co."

  • Allusions

    • Skit: Citizen Kane
      This skit is in obvious reference to what has been referred to as the greatest film of all time, Citizen Kane.

    • n/a: The Outsiders
      The punks from the "Hey Man" sketches are roughly based off a number of the people from The Outsiders.

    • Kevin: On a brighter note, the movie based on her life...
      The line Kevin is about to say is in reference to the Sigourney Weaver film Gorillas In The Mist.

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