The Kids in the Hall

60 Frames (ended 1994)
  • Season 5
    • Season 4
    • Season 3
      • Ep 22
        #322
        9.0
        Skits: ''''Withstanding Blatant Abuse'' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Cops'' In short- He didn't interfere because he though they knew each other.''''Strip Club '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Emcee'' In Short- The freaks attend a strip show with Rooster Boy. ''''Old Lady Falls Down '' Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Cops'' In short- The cops don't get involved when a man helps an old lady up.''''Videos '' Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Lex, Dean'' In Short- Dean borrows a video from Lex and fails to return it. ''''Canada Abandons Monarchy '' Stars- Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- The Queen, Prince Edward'' In Short- The Queen interrupts a broadcast of raging rivers.''''Sleeping on the Squad Car '' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Cops'' In short- He fell asleep on the hood of the car.''''Stay Down! '' Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Sid, Sharisse, The Queen, Sid's Friend'' In short- Sid keeps coming back for more.moreless
      • Ep 21
        #321
        8.5
        Skits: ''''Girls! Girls! Girls! '' Stars- Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher '' In short- Man finds the Headcrusher after following a sign for girls.''''Marriages '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a'' In short- A woman repeatedly remarries after repeated marrying the wrong guy.''''Blame for Blue Jays Loss '' Stars- Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Bigot Cabbie'' In short- Cabbie blames "certain people." ''''Man Boobs '' Stars- Dave, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Danny Husk'' In short- Man asks if he's always had breasts, or are they new.''''Blood From a Stone '' Stars- n/a'' Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl'' In short- You can get blood from a stone.''''Road Rage'' Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Bigot Cabbie, Psycho Cabbie'' In Short- Cabbie shoots other cars, delivers a package, and picks up other fares. ''''The Thrift Shop '' Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Raj, Christine, Lacey'' In Short- They talk about their freaky day.''''My Pen! '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Psycho Cabbie'' In short- A bank teller lost the pen he does his work with.''''"It's a Fact" Girl Wants More Money '' Stars- Mark'' Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Murray'' In short- While she's on strike, Mark fills in.moreless
      • Ep 20
        #320
        12/31/91
        8.9
        Skits:'''' On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave'' Bearded Lady Marries (DKM)(3): the bearded lady prepares to get married (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady)'' Arrogant Executive (DK)(3): the arrogant executive listens to an ad pitch'' Kids in the Hall Kids/Bruce's Regrets (BM)(3): Bruce's regrets at the end of the KITH season (Satan, Mr. Tyzik, Cabbage Head)'' Horny Patient (SK)(3): horny man gets examined by a nurse (Nurse Unloop)'' On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave'' Spy Models* (SDMK)(3): a film with Francesca & Bruno (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)moreless
      • Ep 19
        #319
        12/31/91
        7.9
        Skits:'''' What?!?!? (SB)(3): man wonders about the look his wife gives him'' Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 1 (KDSB)(3): Hecubus is fired for drinking too much (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)'' Father & Son Thieves (BS)(3): father and son rob a man's house'' Darryl on a Date -- Darryl's Momma (MDS)(3): Darryl has a date over and tells his date about his mother (Darryl)'' Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 2 (DK)(3): Hecubus fired continued (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)'' Absent-Minded Customer/Scott Thompson's 100th Waiter Sketch (all)(3): an absent minded guy doesn't understand the story/celebration for Scott's 100th Waitermoreless
      • Ep 18
        #318
        12/31/91
        8.1
        Skits:'''' Old Yeller 1 (all)(3): KITH presents the dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"'' A.T. & Love's Danny Husk -- Porn Star (SD)(3): Danny Husk's Boss confronts Danny about being a porn star (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss)'' "What If" Guy (BM)(3): man confronts noisy people in restaurant, but runs through alternate versions of reality in his mind'' Buddy's Bar -- Drugs (S)(3): Buddy talks about drugs (Buddy)'' Old Yeller 2 (all)(3): another dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"'' Rod Torfulson's Armada (MBSK)(3): Rod tries to convince the band to change its name (Armada)'' Horsey/Old Yeller 3 (DSMK)(3): mother reveals the truth to her daughter about her horsey/dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"moreless
      • Ep 17
        #317
        12/31/91
        8.7
        Skits:'''' Flying Pig Remeniscing (all)(3): man remenisces about the Flying Pig (Flying Pig, Guy in Line, Danny Husk)'' Her "God" Spot (DKM)(3): dog show organizer wonder about a misprint'' The Darcy Pennell Show* with Francesca Fiore (DKS)(3): Francesca Fiore goes on Darcy's show and brings a clip of her next movie (Darcy Pennell, Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)'' Son of Flying Pig 1 (MSKB)(3): the son of the Flying Pig shows up (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)'' Thank-you letters of Tyrone Bibbens Esquire (SK)(3): Tyrone Bibbens writes thank you letters, because he'll be dead soon'' Tanya at a Party 1 (all)(3): Tanya annoys people at a party (Tanya)'' Son of Flying Pig 2 (KBD)(3): son of the Flying Pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)'' Tanya at a Party 2 (MD)(3): Tanya the day after the party (Tanya) (over credits)moreless
      • Ep 16
        #316
        12/31/91
        7.7
        Skits:'''' Celebrities Scott Thompson Looks Like (S)(3): the celebrities Scott Thompson looks like'' One Clearly Insane Person (DK)(3): Jerry Sizzler visits his now-cured sister (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler)'' It's a Fact (M)(3): Importance of Cleaning Ears'' After-Death Experience (M)(3): Mississippi Gary's song about his after-death experience (Mississippi Gary)'' Garbage Man Fan (BKM)(3): man who applauds garbage men '' It's a Fact'' Looking for Pot (all+PJ)(3): Bower goes searching for pot (Bower, Jocelyn, Satan, Bobby)moreless
      • Ep 15
        #315
        12/31/91
        9.2
        Skits:'''' Police Department (BM)(3): 9:34 p.m. Welland Park - abandoned potato (Police Department)'' Captain Wonderful (DKS)(3): Captain Wonderful, Arms Longfellow, and the Winged Avenger at their hideout'' Don't Call Her 1 (BS)(3): man debates whether to call a potential girlfriend (Brad) '' Police Department'' Gay Home Alone Outfit (S)(3): Scott explains what gay boys wear when home alone '' Businessman that Just Stares (MKD)(3): the party with businessman that just stares unnervingly but has ulterior motives'' Don't Call Her 2 (B)(3): man and girlfriend have sex'' Exhibition Shirling (all)(3): an exhibition of shirling (Shirling Guy)moreless
      • Ep 14
        #314
        12/31/91
        9.7
        Skits:'''' Poem by the Emperor of Japan 1 (M)(3): the emporer recites a haiku'' Gavin's Mother's Funeral (all)(3): Gavin attends his mother's funeral (Gavin, Father, New Mother, Murray)'' Poem by the Emperor of Japan 2 (M)(3): another haiku'' King of Empty Promises (KDM)(3): the "Will Do" guy borrows a videotape from Lex (Dean, Lex)'' Bruce on How to Break Into Show Biz (B)(3): Bruce explains how to break into show business'' Appendix Scar of Hate (MDK)(3): man has a disturbing appendix scar (Doctor) '' Poem by the Emperor of Japan 3 (M)(3): another haiku'' Scott Thompson's Perfect Man (all)(3): Scott describes his perfect manmoreless
      • Ep 13
        #313
        12/31/91
        7.9
        Skits:'''' History of Boxing (KD)(3): innovation in the history of boxing'' Pizza Shop Lechers (MKD)(3): pizza shop guys lust after schoolgirls'' On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - opera'' Sid & Sharisse (BM)(3): Sid wonders if he is too small to love (Sid, Sharisse)'' On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - desert island'' The Agents (SMDB)(3): the agents try to get an actor a gig (Sudelmans)'' On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - mustache'' Bald Man's Horrible Secret (B)(3): bald wig salesman has a horrible secretmoreless
      • Ep 12
        #312
        9.5
        Skits:'''' Police Department (BM)(3): 9:33 p.m. Simcoe Park - other careers: opera singer and security guard (Police Department)'' Chicken Kabob (all)(3): man chokes on a chicken kabob'' Fake Ed McMahon (BDM)(3): man pretends to be Ed McMahon'' Police Department (BM)(3): 6:17 p.m. Westfield Ave. - shift's over (Police Department)'' Buddy's Bar -- AIDS (S)(3): Buddy talks about AIDS (Buddy)'' Wimpy Tea Guy (KM)(3): Mr. Tisane orders some tea (Mr. Tisane)'' Police Department (BM)(3): 8:11 p.m. Logan Road - asleep on the car (Police Department)'' Tammy -- The Pickle (all+P)(3): Tammy meets the Queen at a pickle factory (Tammy, The Queen, Paul Bellini)moreless
      • Ep 11
        #311
        12/31/91
        9.6
        Skits:'''' Girls! Girls! Girls! (KM)(3): guy follows signs to find girls (Mr. Tyzik)'' The Marriages (all)(3): a woman's repeated failed attempts at marriage'' He's 45 1 (BD)(3): hip guy talks to his son (He's 45)'' The Thrift Shop (SMK)(3): Raj and Christine discuss the strange day (Raj, Christine)'' He's 45 2 (BDK)(3): hip guy and his family (He's 45)'' Sexual Harassment of Himself (MKD)(3): trial of the man who acused himself of sexual harassment'' He's 45 3 (BK)(3): hip guy's open relationship (He's 45)'' Stay Down! (BMKS)(3): Sid who won't stay down when losing a fight (Sid, Sharisse, The Queen, Sid's Friend)moreless
      • Ep 10
        #310
        12/31/91
        9.1
        Skits:'''' It's a Fact (-)(3): you can get blood from a stone'' Wanna See a Dead Body? (SDBK)(3): man brings his girlfriend to see a dead body in a field (White-Haired Criminal)'' Scott's Double 1 (all+P)(3): Scott's double starts misbehaving (Paul Bellini) '' Businessmen (BM)(3): Gerald and Gerald talk on the phone (Gerald, Gerald) '' Minimum Wage (B)(3): guy complains about minimum wage'' Scott's Double 2 (all+P)(3): Scott's double continued'' Stereo Bargaining (BD)(3): man bargains in a stereo store (Murray)'' It's a Fact (-)(3): uncle lost his job and acts weird'' Naval Captain (KSD)(3): the stupid ship captain'' It's a Fact (M)(3): the "It's a Fact" girl bargains for more money (Murray)moreless
      • Ep 9
        #309
        12/31/91
        9.7
        Skits:'''' Old Lady Falls Down (SKMB)(3): old lady falls down, man takes her oranges (Police Department)'' Psychic Artist (DK)(3): Dave's draws a person he has never seen, based only on the sound of his voice'' Gavin's Love (all)(3): Gavin falls in love with his babysitter (Gavin, Gavin's mother)'' Mr. Heavyfoot Puts on his Pants* (DK)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot)'' Buddy's Bar -- Paris (S)(3): Buddy discusses his time in Paris (Buddy)'' Street Singers 1 (BM)(3): the street singers sing on the street (Street Singers)'' Mr. Heavyfoot Hates the Movie* (D)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot)'' Street Singers 2 (all)(3): the street singers in their home (Street Singers)moreless
      • Ep 8
        #308
        1/1/08
        8.7
        Sketches:
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        '' Genius: Einstein is mocked.''
        '' Gut: Three men who take pride in their huge guts.
        '' Wedding Virgin: Brides used to be virgins when they married.
        '' Terrier: Terriers are his very favorite breed.
        '' Wedding Toast: He introduced them. They're in love and he's still single.
        '' Freedom Of Speech: People are just jealous of his command of English.
        '' Wedding Objection: Man objects to wedding.
        '' Excellent Patio: While waiting 5 long minutes, they realize he's not a very good waiter.moreless
      • Ep 7
        #307
        1/1/08
        9.0
        Sketches:
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        '' Mom Or Dad: Do you want to live with your mom, dad, or...
        '' Evol: Sir Simon dines with one Miss Helen Bathgate.
        '' Same As Bruce 1: Bruce meets a man who could be his identical twin.
        '' Mocking: Guy mocks people in a waiting room.
        '' Sacking All Admirals: Why did they have to take the word gay?
        '' Same As Bruce 2 / Waiting Room: Is it all a scam? And, part 2 of Bruce's lookalike.
        '' Kidnapped: Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped.moreless
      • Ep 6
        #306
        1/1/08
        7.3
        Sketches:'''' Cops - Night 1: And to top things off, Sarge lost his badge.'' Accents: If you want to work in dinner theatre, listen to him.'' Original Bat: Larry's mother makes potato salad for unseen visitors.'' Bingo: It's easy to point the finger at the clown.'' Drag Revolution: Scott's recount of the Drag Revolution. Miss Ross has a gun.'' Cops - Night 2: Examining photos of the suspect.'' Teamwork: Stories about the ultimate bad boss are retold.'' Cops - Night 3: He loans his gun to someone who asks to see it.moreless
      • Ep 5
        #305
        12/31/90
        8.4
        Sketches:'''' Presentation: But first, the whores!'' Tanya's Goodbye: They are competing with a lot of other parties.'' Open Letter 1: Open letter addressed to the guy who stole his bike wheel.'' Tucker: It's just a mouse...a very smart mouse.'' Open Letter 2: Open letter addressed to the people who stood by and watched.'' Until Proven Guilty: At his murder trial, the defendant assures he'd never lie...not to God.'' Underage: Kids, who just look young for their ages, ask Scott to buy them beer.moreless
      • Ep 4
        #304
        12/31/90
        9.5
        Sketches:'''' Golf: How's golfing out there?'' Earring: It's the 90's. Men wear earrings.'' Flying Pig 1: The flying pig is explained to a guy who has never heard of him.'' Queen's Address: The Queen interrupts a broadcast of raging rivers.''Flying Pig 2: The guy now explains to flying pig to another guy.'' Academy Awards: Presenting the Best Actor award. It's a three-way tie.'' Cops - Flying Pig: One cop explains the flying pig to the other.'' Chop Chop: Can he borrow your axe? He was a bit clumsy with his own.'' Flying Pig 3: The Flying Pig is...dead?moreless
      • Ep 3
        #303
        12/31/90
        9.6
        Sketches:'''' Asleep on the Job: Construction worker firmly denies it.'' Measure: Bruce is 17 inches tall. He thought he was 5' 7".'' Nervous Break(Fast) Down: Can't fix the car without a whole lotta milka.'' Raise 1: Writer of sketch wants more money.'' Gimmel 100: It does everything but pay for itself.'' Raise 2: Without direction, the sketch has gone on for forty days.'' Tammy: Tammy meets the press.moreless
      • Ep 2
        #302
        9.8
        Sketches:'''' Clothes Make The Man: Just a man dressing his best to get the paper.'' Can't Sleep 1: Brian pretends to be sleepwalking.'' Tiggy: Guy tries to train his useless dog.'' I Can Live With That: Couples sits in relationship section of restaurant.'' Excellent TV: All great paintings have an element of tragedy.'' Can't Sleep 2: Gordon talks in his sleep.'' Girl Drink Drunk: It tastes like candy.moreless
      • Ep 1
        #301
        1/1/91
        9.1
        Sketches:

        Plane: Flight attendants burst into restaurant.'' Body Conscious: : Man asks if he's always had breasts, or are they new.'' Cabbie - Bigot: Cabbie blames "certain people."'' Chicken Lady Show: The freaks attend a strip show with Rooster Boy.''Cabbies - Pris: Cabbie shoots other cars, delivers a package, and picks up other fares.'' Cops - Abuse: He didn't interfere because he thought they knew each other.'' Small C: They discuss Mickey Rooney and small "C" celebrities.'' The Pen: A bank teller lost the pen he does his work with.'' Cops - Movie: They discuss a film about a murder, while guarding a dead body.'' Touch Me There: Danny Husk wants his wife to pay his nipples more attention.moreless
    • Season 2
      • Ep 22
        #222
        5/7/91
        10
        Sketches:''''Cops - Prisoner: Episode 205 '' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Cops'' In short- Suspect is locked in car.''''Comfortable: Episode 201'' Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Nina's husband'' In short- Nina's husband makes a "pass" at his old friend's wife. ''''Trapper: Episode 202'' Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Francois, Jacques'' In short- The French-Canadian trappers who trap businessmen for their suits. ''''Painting A Chair: Episode 207'' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Gavin'' In Short- There's this guy and he's paintin' a chair.''''Cops - Shootout: 205 '' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Cops'' In short- A standoff outside a house.''''Chicken Lady: Episode 205 '' Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady'' In short- Man answers her personal ad.''''Simon & Hecubus: Episode 202 '' Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Sir Simon Milligan, Hecubus, Satan'' In short- Hecubus proves he is impolite and evil; Satan likes the show.''''Cops - Dad: Episode 209'' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Cops'' In short- Never told his Dad he loved him.''''Hazy Movie: Episode 220 '' Stars- Dave, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones'' In Short- Man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie.''''Eating In The Shower: Episode 210'' Stars- Kevin'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Over the credits, Kevin eats in the shower.moreless
      • Ep 21
        #221
        5/7/91
        10
        Sketches:''''Fact #1: Episode 213 '' Stars- Bruce'' Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl'' In short- Her uncle Tony can spit really far.''''Headcrusher - Rival: Episode 217 '' Stars- Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tyzik aka "The Headcrusher" '' In short- There can be only one.''''Off Swingin': Episode 201 '' Stars- n/a'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In Short- The most handsome man in the world. ''''Daddy Drank: Episode 209'' Stars- Dave, Kevin'' Recurring Characters- n/a'' In Short- A story about how Daddy drank.''''The Affair: Episode 214 '' Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Darrill'' In short- Story of the secret affair.''''Fact #2 - Queen's ABC's: Episode 211 '' Stars- Scott'' Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Queen'' In short- The Queen sings her ABCs.''''The Doctor: Episode 201 '' Stars- Dave'' Recurring Characters- Bad Doctor '' In short- He's not boosting, he's just stating a fact. ''''A Little Something: Episode 203 '' Stars- Bruce, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Don'' In short- Executive has cucumber salad on face.''''Fact #4 - Neighbors: Episode 213 '' Stars- n/a'' Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl'' In short- Her neighbors have been in love for forty-five years. ''''First Time: Episode 215'' Stars- Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Melanie'' In short- Melanie has her date over in her parent's bedroom.''''Girls Of Summer: Episode 202 '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole, Shona, Patty'' In short- Buddy manages the Sappho Sluggers.moreless
      • Ep 20
        #220
        4/30/91
        9.3
        Sketches:'''' Lively Party: A group of people play charades.'' Butcher Shop: Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop'' Cops - Sexism: Is it real?'' Who's To Blame: The boss looks for someone to blame!'' Cops - Clouds: What do they look like?'' Having Tea: Two destructive guys have a tea party.'' Faux Pas:: A man makes inappropriate comments.'' Cops - Partners: What happened to them.'' Messages: He is the best.'' Tube Top Of Justice: What a story.'' Hazy Movie: A man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie.moreless
      • Ep 19
        #219
        4/23/91
        9.6
        Sketches:'''' The Cure: A man embarrasses his friend at a bar.'' Secretaries - Logey: The office is exhausted.'' Thirty Second Stories - Tess: Who Built Cars'' Directions: A guy who speaks English meets a guy who claims to speak no English.'' Excellent Guy - Big Brother: Darryl spends time with his "Little Brother."'' Thirty Second Stories - Office Party: Shame!'' Taxpayer: A bad sketch is a waste of taxpayer money.'' Thirty Second Stories - Fries: The Stones concert.'' Into The Doors: A man in record store thinks about getting a Doors album.moreless
      • Ep 18
        #218
        4/16/91
        9.3
        Sketches:'''' Clandstein Meeting #1: Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head.'' The Letter: A disturbing piece of mail.'' Plungers: A man talks about a great plunger salesman.'' Clandstein Meeting #2: Cabbage Head is shot!'' Fact #7: Aliens'' Mr. Pin: Pin waiting in grocery store line impatiently.'' Liza's Party: Weston Esterhazy's Hollywood spoon-head movie.'' Clandstein Meeting #3: Cabbage Head in Heaven.moreless
      • Ep 17
        #217
        4/9/91
        9.4
        Sketches:'''' Thousand Dollars: Song in a western bar.'' Cops - Towing: Ticketing my car.'' Decorator #1: A man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment.'' Headcrusher - Rival: A battle to the death.'' Shortest: They haven't got a clue.''Bellini Finale: Belleni gets touched.'' Cops - Graveyard: First traffic ticket.'' Governor: A governor talks with hooker.'' Ham Of Truth: It's F-ing good ham.'' Decorator #2: Creditsmoreless
      • Ep 16
        #216
        4/2/91
        9.7
        Sketches:'''' One Of These Five Men: Really?'' Cincinnati Kid: The Cinncinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid.'' Career Ending #2: Leslie de Gaulle Trio -- anti-Communist folk singers.'' Thirty Second Stories - Joe: Magnetic Joe.'' No Words: A woman misinterprets an innocent request for the time.'' Thirty Second Stories - Dump: Going to the zoo.'' Career Ending #1: Woman thanks Hitler.'' The Trip: A trip to the farm.'' Wild Weekend: Cathy has a scandalous weekend.moreless
      • Ep 15
        #215
        3/26/91
        9.5
        Sketches:'''' M. Piedlourde Donne Un Cuop De Pied An Ballon: Speaks for itself.'' Scott's Not Gay: Panic!'' First Time: Melanie has a date.'' Bad News: He's kinda evil.'' Poo Guy: Bruce is the Poo Guy'' M. Piedlourde A Une Rende-Vous: Speaks for itself.'' Victum: A guy who apparently wants to get beaten up.'' Night Of The Cow: The story of the Night of the Cow.'' M. Piedlourde Sur La Lune: Speaks for itself.moreless
      • Ep 14
        #214
        3/19/91
        9.6
        Sketches:'''' Report: A man coughs up the report in a business meeting.'' Gandar #1: An attempt at hypnosis.'' M. Piedlourde Court Un Marathon: Speaks for itself.'' Jazz Music: Bruce hates jazz.'' Gandar #2: Hypnosis attempt continued.'' Touch Bellini: Announcement of the contest winner.'' The Affair: Story of the secret affair.'' M. Piedlourde Essait L'Auto: Speaks for itself.'' Queen To Queen: Buddy and the Queen's correspondence.moreless
      • Ep 13
        #213
        3/12/91
        9.8
        Sketches:'''' Cops - Good Cop/BadCop: They're getting the hang of it.'' Brad & The Phone: A guy calls for phone sex.'' Fact #1: Uncle Tony.'' Book, Bottle, Blonde: A story of a guy who writes children's books.'' Cops - Money: Best thing about being a cop.'' Shoes: Evan the intense shoe salesman.'' Evil T: Maybe it's the letters?'' Fact #5: Bigfoot Singing.'' Heckler: Mississippi Gary is heckled.'' Fact #4: Neighbors in love.'' The Long Note: The Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt.moreless
      • Ep 12
        #212
        3/5/91
        7.5
        Sketches:'''' Cops - Bubble Bath: Disturbing.'' How I Sleep: Kevin shows us how he sleeps.'' Old Friends: Woman talks about her husband's mistress.'' Standing: "Stand in the New Style" hip-hop song.'' Vegas: On a faraway planet, son asks his father about the place they call Vegas.'' Carpenter: Proof that Jesus was a bad carpenter.'' Cops - Daughter: She's so young.'' Encounter: The support group for people that won't be tyrannized by their bladders.moreless
      • Ep 11
        #211
        12/18/90
        9.3
        Sketches:'''' Fact #2: Beethovens 5th'' That's America: Bruce salutes America.'' Prisoner's Jam: A politician judge at a jam-tasting contest.'' Fact #3: Queen's ABC's'' Cuttin' It Close #1: A guy who watches for tits on TV.'' Secret Of Broadway: Girls backstage discuss the new play.'' Cuttin' It Close #2: A guy who finally sees some tits on TV.'' Hustlers - Richard Nixon: A message to Richard Nixon.'' Mispronouncer: This is why some words are spelled FOU-NET-ICK-LY'' Fact #3A: Red-headed Witches.'' Dead Fish: Guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish.'' Fact Girl & Queen: Credits.moreless
      • Ep 10
        #210
        12/11/90
        8.8
        Sketches:'''' Guess Your Weight: Guy who can guess everything but weight.'' Go For Guilt: Nena's first date with a guy.'' Hustlers - Math Teachers: The message to the old math teachers.'' Fag Basher: Leslie saves a guy from fag bashers.''Friendly Rivals: Worker who keeps a list of his office enemies.'' Show Within A Show: The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson.'' Mr. Hugula: A man in restaurant who can't remember who he is.'' Housework Hustlers: Men whoring their maid service.'' Choclate: The girls have a get-together.'' Eating In The Shower: Credits.moreless
      • Ep 9
        #209
        12/4/90
        9.2
        Sketches:'''' Cops - Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea.'' Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy.'' Cops - Dad: Don't love my dad.'' Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank.'' The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street.'' Cops - Shelley Long: Enough said.'' Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out.'' The Leash #2: Shelly Long. '' The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone.'' Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference.'' Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers.moreless
      • Ep 8
        #208
        11/13/90
        8.0
        Sketches:'''' I Can't Play The Piano: A horrible lounge act sing a song.'' Democracy: A birth of a nation.'' Tampa Bay: Gordon is fired.'' Cops - Duck: A duck?'' Freak: A man who bleeds at will!'' Cops - Tony Baldwin: Real cops with fake cops.'' Seminar Money Momentum!!!'' Celebrity: A night with Tony Baldwin.'' Liposuction: What a lovely song.moreless
      • Ep 7
        #207
        11/6/90
        8.9
        Sketches:'''' Lady Is A Tramp #1: A man tries to befriend a whore.'' Meet The Geralds: Gerald is in a slump'' I'm English: Thinks everyone should speak English.'' Lady Is A Tramp #2: Man proposes to the Lady.'' Painting A Chair: Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair.'' The Lack-O-Trust Blues: Philanderer sings a song in a western bar.'' Lady Is A Tramp #3: Lady is a Tramp 30 years later.moreless
      • Ep 6
        #206
        10/30/90
        8.5
        Sketches:'''' Second Novel: "The Heavy Pen."'' Baboon: Humanoids for Humanism help animals.'' Hair Loss: A man loses his hair in a restaurant.'' Conversation: The amicable breakup turns nasty.'' Buddy - Wood Nymph: Buddy spots a wood nymph.'' Anecdote Guy: Good night! I'm joking!'' Groovy Teacher: Theo the cool teacher confides to his class.moreless
      • Ep 5
        #205
        10/23/90
        9.2
        Sketches:'''' The Jury: Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole.'' Cops - Shootout: A standoff.'' Prisoner: Buddy explains how he got put in prison.'' Sizzler & The Bank: The Sizzlers try to rob a bank.'' Cops - 211 In Progress: The cops in action.'' Chicken Lady: The Chicken Lady gets a date.'' Drugs Are Bad: Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops.'' Cops - Prisoner: Locked keys in car.'' Clean Sheets: Best things in life.'' Justice: The trial of a lifetime.moreless
      • Ep 4
        #204
        10/16/90
        9.1
        Sketches:'''' Nutty Bunnies: Nutty bunnies frolick in a field.'' Queer Nation: Buddy talks about who is gay.'' Cops - Uniform: Proper Uniforms.'' Excellent Dinner: Darryl on a Date.'' Cops - Stanze: The proper way.'' The Parrot: A man with nagging wife and parrot.'' Cops - Naked: Naked through the woods.'' Customer: Man who wanted his bill five minutes ago. '' On The Run: The Cops chase some escaped convicts.moreless
      • Ep 3
        #203
        10/9/90
        9.5
        Sketches:'''' Newscast - Paper Airplanes: The Channel 7 News Team'' Sizzler & Sizzler: Sizzler sisters' lounge act. '' Pagent: Kathie wins Miss Canadian '' Tony & Nick: Two friends in the subway.'' Newscast - Meech Lake: Channel 7 News Team, again.'' A Little Something: Executive has cucumber salad on his face.'' Phone: A phone rings incessantly!moreless
      • Ep 2
        #202
        10/2/90
        9.5
        Sketches:'''' Cops - O Canada: Our hoem and native land.'' Trapper: The daily hunt begins.'' Cabbage Head - Old Friends: Cabbage Head at it again.'' It's Not Working Out #1: Chris is fired.'' The Loner: ...And his toe.'' It's Not Working Out #2: Chris is fired... again.'' Simon & Hecubus: In the Pit of Ultimate Darkness.'' It's Not Working Out #3: Chris is fired... one more time.'' Girls Of Summer: Coach Buddy does it again.moreless
      • Ep 1
        #201
        9/25/90
        9.7
        Sketches:'''' Spring: What a man likes about spring.'' Comfortable: How comfortable are these couples?'' Trucker #2: Truck Owner makes a phone call.'' Hard Day: An undercover alien overreacts to innocent questions.'' Off Swingin': One cool cat.'' The Doctor: How far can you coast on just charm?'' Bobby & The Devil: Bobby has a guitar fight with Satan.moreless
    • Season 1
      • Ep 22
        Episode 22
        0.0
      • Ep 21
        #121
        5/22/90
        8.7
        Sketches: ''''Death Row: Episode 115 '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Melanie'' In short- Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.''''Banker Doesn't Like Us: Episode 108 '' Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- "Nobody Likes Us" Guys'' In Short- They can't get a loan because Elinor doesn't like them.''''Buddy's Better: Episode 102 '' Stars- Scott'' Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole '' In short- Buddy comments on what "they say" about the races. ''''Crusing Your Head #2: Episode 101 '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher '' In Short- The Headcrusher crushes businessmen's heads.''''Citizen Kane: Episode 103 '' Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In Short- It was Citizen Kane...or maybe it was Psycho. ''''Car Ride: Episode 119 '' Stars- Bruce'' Recurring Characters- n/a'' In short- The $300 car.''''Womyn: Episode #102 '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Five men discuss things, like being a woman, during a game of cards. ''''Crushing Your Head #3: Episode 101 '' Stars- Mark'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher '' In short- The Headcrusher talks to a businessman wannabe. ''''Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: Episode 108 '' Stars- Dave, Kevin'' Recurring Characters- "Nobody Likes Us" Guys'' In short- Hang in there.moreless
      • Ep 20
        #120
        5/15/90
        8.8
        Sketches:'''' Fat Man: The fat man song.'' How We Met Nena and husband find out how their friends met.'' Thirty Helens Agree #1 : "There's a time and a place to show photos of your kids."'' Bank People: Who the hell are they.'' Double Date: The guys go on a date in a restaurant.'' Buddy Is Canadian: Buddy discusses Canadians.'' Buddy Holly: What Buddy Holly was really like.'' Thirty Helens Agree #2: "A Helen is a Helen."'' The Dr. Seuss Bible: A presentation of the Bible if it was written by Dr. Seuss.moreless
      • Ep 19
        #119
        5/8/90
        9.1
        Sketches:'''' Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women.'' Island Boys: Island-native brothers discuss manhood.'' Can't Kill Rock: Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock.'' Tarantula: The pick up artist.'' Cat's Away: Guys party when girlfriends leave.'' Mutilated: Scott complaining about some missing... skin.'' Car Ride: A nice ride through the country.'' Owww: Monique the pyromaniac is fired.moreless
      • Ep 18
        #118
        5/1/90
        9.2
        Sketches:'''' Love Me: Guy cooking steaks; guys runs up.'' Stinky Pink: Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her separation and new hair color.'' Premise Beach #1: People who shouldn't run for office.'' Crouton: The story of the big crouton.'' Olympics: Tragedy at the olympics.'' Premise Beach #2: People with gift heads.'' Shitty Soup: Everyone who comes here has it.'' She's Gone : Girl leaves guy because of fly on his face.moreless
      • Ep 17
        #117
        4/24/90
        9.3
        Sketches:''''• Boo!: The author of scary books.''• Dracula: Leslie has a friend over.''• The Middle: A comedy sketch premise.''• Crushing Girlfriend: Head Crusher's friend comes over.''• Mass Murderer: A look at the life of a murderer.''• B&K: A song and dance team.''• Darcy Pennell: Ugly women's fashions.
      • Ep 16
        #116
        4/17/90
        8.7
        Sketches:'''' The Floater: Man wonders how did this happen.'' Is He?: Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay.'' Thirty Helens Agree #1: Pens.'' Manny Coon: A brief speech by Manny Coon.'' Thirty Helens Agree #2: Minds.'' Bass Player: A tribute to a bass player'' Compensation: Workmen explain how compensation works.'' Thirty Helens Agree #3: Disagree.'' Power Of My Cock: A man holds the house hostage from inside the bathroom.moreless
      • Ep 15
        #115
        4/10/90
        8.1
        Sketches:'''' Death Row: Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.'' Man Guy: The faux blues man from Vermont.'' Crazy Love: The men who love all women.'' Buddy's Island Buddy stranded on a desert Island.'' Captain Alan: Drunk guy pretends to be a cop.'' Mechanic: The mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks.'' Baby: A baby-less couple talks to a mother in the park.moreless
      • Ep 14
        #114
        4/3/90
        8.8
        Sketches:'''' Editors Intro: Editors discuss what to cut.'' Breakup: Song about Bobby's breakup.'' Editors #2: Editors discuss what to cut continued.'' I Lied: Story of a man and his father.'' Dull Death: The guy with the life-after death experience.'' I'm A Cat The life of a cat, with the cat jazz band.'' My Routine: The everyday routine of one man.'' Schoolroom: Boring teacher has affair during class.'' Editors Finale : Editors discuss what to cut continued.moreless
      • Ep 13
        #113
        1/30/90
        9.4
        Sketches:'''' Signs Of Loneliness: What's happening in the lonely city.'' Networking: Gerald and Gerald network at a business party.'' Lopez #1: Man calls out for Lopez outside of a house.'' Fat Hitch-hiker: Man gives a "fat" guy a lift.'' Lopez #2: Lopez continued.'' No Regrets: Man criticizes donut shop customers.'' The Lamp: Man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp.'' Lopez #3: Lopez continued.'' Indian Woman: Boy who has decided to become an Indian woman.'' Lopez #4: Credits.moreless
      • Ep 12
        #112
        1/23/90
        9.3
        Sketches:'''' Turning Over: Kathie turns over.'' Mood Swing: Several mood swings happen in this lovely home.'' Billy Dreamer #1 : Billy Dreamer talks to his boss.'' Folk Music: A discussion of folk music.'' Who's Gay In Hollywood?: Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood.'' Billy Dreamer #2: Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends.'' Skoora: The legend of Skoora, the gentile shark.moreless
      • Ep 11
        #111
        1/16/90
        8.9
        Sketches:'''' Night Of The Living Dead: Silly parody of the movie.'' Can Never Go Home Attilla and his lover have a spat.'' Thirty Helens Agree #1: Coleslaw'' Under Control: Fire at A.T. & Love.'' Gunslinger #1: Once shot a man just to watch him die.'' Star Crossed Lovers: The lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet were.'' Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Hawaii was better before."'' Barbershop: Clem tells stories in the barber shop.moreless
      • Ep 10
        #110
        1/9/90
        8.6
        Sketches:'''' Hoopla: Security guard complains about hoopla.'' McGuillicutty & Green: Vaudeville act with bad straight man.'' Wake Up!: The drunk brothers come over at 3AM.'' MacIntyre's Name: The story of a farmer.'' One Step At A Time: Two guys discuss taking things one step at a time..'' Nobody Likes Us: "Nobody Likes Us" guys sing on a bus.'' McGuillicutty & Kurosawa: Yet another bad straight man.'' Three For The Moon Three guys sit on wall and discuss the moon.moreless
      • Ep 9
        #109
        1/2/90
        8.9
        Sketches:'''' A Place To Die #1: Man explains how he's going to die in the house he was born.'' Secretaries: Cathy & Kathie gossip about Tanya'' A Place To Die#2 : Die in that house continued.'' Preacher: Mark's preacher character''Weston: Weston discusses the stars.'' A Place To Die #3: Die in that house contiuned.'' Teddy Bear's Picnic: Father tries to put his kid to sleep with a story.moreless
      • Ep 8
        #108
        12/19/89
        8.3
        Sketches: '''' Ping Pong #1: The annoying ping pong watcher's commentary.'' The Vacation: The family blowout before the trip.'' Ping Pong #2: The annoying ping pong watcher.'' Chain Gang: Guy from the chain gang is recognized in a restaurant.'' Banker Doesn't Like Us #1: The "Nobody Likes Us" Guys try to get a loan.'' Dinosaurs: Buddy talks about dinosaurs' bad manners'' Ping Pong #3: The annoying ping pong watcher.'' Tony Comes To Dinner: White girl brings home a black boyfriend to meet her parents.'' Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: The "Nobody Likes Us" Guys continued.moreless
      • Ep 7
        #107
        12/12/89
        8.6
        Sketches: '''' Hotel La Rut #1: They can't help thinking about Tony.'' Plummet: Parachuters wonder about the odds.'' Hotel La Rut #2: Hotel continued.'' First Poem: Angered by world, Bobby writes first poem.'' Fletcher Christian: Not the real Fletcher Christian.''Hotel La Rut #3: Hotel continued.'' Joymakers: Nena from Joymakers makes a surprise party at A.T. & Love.moreless
      • Ep 6
        #106
        12/5/89
        8.9
        Sketches:'''' Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Tattoos aren't for everyone."'' Bored Rober: Apathetic burglar robs apathetic homeowner.'' Running Faggot: The song of the running faggot.'' Thirty Helens Agree #2: Twenty-Nine Helens Agree, "Promptness is important."'' Flogging: Tense businessmen go to the gym to relax.'' The Trucker: The story of a truck owner.'' Can I Keep Him?: Kid brings home a stray businessman.moreless
      • Ep 5
        #105
        11/21/89
        8.8
        Sketches:'''' Indian Drum: Man screams about his lost indian drum'' Geralds: Businessmen negotiate relationships.'' Crushing Disco #1: Head crusher crushes heads outside a club.'' Good Grandpa: Family at dinner talks about Grandpa's poo.'' Explore Scott: Take a vacation on Scott's body.'' Are Extraterrestrials Dull?: Exploration of the question "Are Extraterrestrials Dull?"'' Elvis: Bruce wonders what it would be like if Elvis were his landlord.'' Crushing Disco #2: Head crusher continued.moreless
      • Ep 4
        #104
        11/14/89
        8.9
        Sketches: '''' Deja Vu: Guys fighting in alley, one gets deja vu'' Asshole: Rude guy ruins some friends' evening out.'' The Daves I Know: Bruce sings about the Daves he knows.'' Menstruation: Dave talks about menstruation.'' House Rules: Man fighting with wife demands to be let into the house.'' The Dinner: Timmy tries to console his mother & father.'' Sick Of The Swiss: The guy who is sick of the Swiss.'' Country Doctor: The leisurely country doctor comes to save the farmer.moreless
      • Ep 3
        #102
        10/31/89
        8.4
        Sketches:'''' Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Love hurts."'' Sketch Comedy: A comedy premise.'' Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Honesty is the best policy."'' Cabbage Head Restaurant: Cabbage Head goes on a date.'' Tractor: Impromptu tractor formed with children.'' Sarcastic Guy: The guy who can't help being sarcastic.'' Buddy's Better: Buddy discusses the races.'' Thirty Helens Agree #3: "You can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes."'' Womyn: The guys discuss the ways they want to be like women.moreless
      • Ep 3
        #103
        11/7/89
        9.1
        Sketches:'''' Gunslinger #2: Gunfighter that runs a concession stand.'' Gorilla: Slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla.'' Hey Man #1: Man harassed by guys on the street'' Citizen Kane: Two friends have a dispute about the name of a movie.''Contact Lenses: Story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley'' Hey Man #2: Family harassed by guys continued.'' Salty Ham: Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham.'' Hey Man #3: Funeral goers harassed by guys concluded.moreless
      • Ep 1
        Pilot
        10/16/88
        9.2
        Sketches : ''''Hey you Millionaires! '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- A man asks the millionaires to leave his trash alone. ''''Guys on Break'' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Three men on break tell each other what they'd do with women. ''''Working Stiffs '' Stars- Mark'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the ''Headcrusher '' In short- The Headcrusher crushes yuppies' heads. ''''Brian's Bombshell '' Stars- Bruce, Dave, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Fran, Gordon, Brian, Attila'' In short- Fran tells about when her son came out at dinner the other night. ''''Goodnight Nookie '' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Cabbagehead '' In short- Cabbagehead gets his date to let him in for a drink. ''''Everyone's Friend '' Stars- Mark'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- A perfect life until the day his life changed forever. ''''Oversensitive Guy '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- The Oversensitive Guy's girlfriend dumps him. ''''Old Lady/Battle '' Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher '' In short- A man tries to save an old lady from the Headcrusher. ''''Love at First Sight '' Stars- Scott'' Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole'' In short- Buddy discusses the notion of love at first sight. ''''But Do You Love *Me*? '' Stars- Dave, Kevin'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Woman fishes for the answer she wants to hear. ''''Rusty '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Rusty likes seniors. ''''David Foley's power/Mark McKinney's confession '' Stars- Dave, Mark'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Dave illustrates his power to bring out honesty from his fellow man. ''''Naked For Jesus '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Are you just naked, or are you naked for Jesus? ''''Reg '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Four men's buddy Reg. ''''Headcrusher quits for the Night '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher '' In short- The Headcrusher quits for the night...or does he?moreless