The Kids in the Hall
60 Frames (ended 1994)
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Season 5
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Season 4
- Ep 22#4221/1/93
Skits:
Inexperienced Cannibal '' Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a'' In short- He didn't get on the plane expecting to eat anyone.
Try it NOW! '' Stars- Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Danny Husk, Danny's Wife'' In short- Maybe the uh spark plugs aren't firing.
Sock Puppet '' Stars- Dave, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre'' In Short- It's for nervous johns.
Do Re Mi '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a'' In short- Turning that frown upside down.
Anal Probing Aliens '' Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Tucker'' In short- Alien questions the point to his work.
Transvestite '' Stars- Dave, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre'' In short- A man wants to know if Maudre is one.
Answering Machine '' Stars- Bruce, Kevin'' Recurring Characters- n/a'' In short- Husband and wife make their answering machine greeting.
Chicken Lady Goes Home '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Tucker'' In short- Chicken Lady visits the house she grew up in, or so she thinks.moreless - Ep 21#4211/1/93
Skits:
Fiore Parfums Commercial '' Stars- Scott'' Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore'' In short- Smell like a bitch.
Things To Do '' Stars- Dave, Kevin'' Recurring Characters- Thug'' In Short- He's gotta keep on top of his life and on top of his schedule.
Art Collector '' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Shirling Guy'' In short- Man negotiates the price for a piece of "art" to add to his collection.
Who's Hot and Who's Not '' Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley'' In short- They guy-watch from the steps.
Night I Connected With My Dog '' Stars- Bruce'' Recurring Characters- n/a'' In short- Bruce connects with a dog for which he previously felt nothing.
The Life of Cyril St. John '' Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a'' In short- A 70s-style documentary on an escape artist.
Gay Marriage '' Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley'' In short- They discuss some issues.moreless - Ep 20#4201/1/93
Sketches:
Racist cabbie returns ''Gezbo the Video Selling Clown''Whores: Rudy the pimp tries to get his diploma''Racist cabbie: Trying to be friends with black cabbies''Are you having an affair?''Nightmare''Raj and Christine'' - Ep 19#4191/1/93
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Bike courier working on two hours sleep''Pay me $20''I'm charging you!''Problem with the atrium''Drunk chick dances alone''Art class''Hopeless romantic''A gay angel'' - Ep 18#4181/1/93
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Whores: Customers wants transvestite''Darril: Evening with Mozart''Whores: What movie star are you?''Lawyer wants to be a fireman''Buddy Cole: Eulogy''You're stupid and drunk''Should Kevin take advantage of being a celebrity?'' - Ep 18Episode 18
- Ep 17#4171/1/93
Sketches:
School janitor retires''I don't have a wife''Francesca Fiore in Yugoslavia''Police Department: Can you get worms?''Asleep for 20 minutes''Police Department: Hung-over''Let the flirting begin''Man can't resist chocolate bar'' - Ep 16#4161/1/93
Sketches:
Defendant blows the case''Kathy & Cathy: Monday morning meeting''The Voices''Steps''Drinking with your dad''Steps: Dressing in drag''Man collects bad art''Steps: We're shallow'' - Ep 15#4151/1/93
Sketches:
New Guy''Getting ready for surgery''Police Department: Got a puck''Date with a junkie''Pilot doesn't want to fly''Police Department: Letting his hair grow''Rollerbladers''Sausages'' - Ep 14#4141/1/93
Sketches
• Inexperienced Cannibal on Trial ''• Santa Claus Visits Childless Couple ''• Spot Bellini Contest Winner ''• Wrong Number -- What Have you Done with Frank? ''• Tammy Video -- Ain't Gonna Spread for No Roses ''• My Art! - Ep 13#4131/1/93
Sketches
• Police Department ''• Sid & Sharisse and the Pizza Guy ''• Police Department''• Ed the Fraud Businessman''• The Whores and Rudy ''• Mark's "Fan" Mail -- the Secret of Nudity ''• Police Department Cherry Beach ''• Tarzan the Businessman ''• Detective Peter Prince -- the Kitty Case - Ep 12#4121/1/93
Sketches
• Lucky Lobster ''• There's a Fine Line Between 1 ''• Sudelmans ''• Ted's Church of the Very Bright Lights ''• There's a Fine Line Between 2 ''• In the Old Days/Buddy's Bar ''• Lackluster Incompetent Cop''• Warrior-Within Weekend - Ep 11#4111/1/93
Sketches
• What a Best Friend Is ''• Anal-Probing Aliens''• I'm a Good Worker Now ''• Whores ''• Rod Torfulson's Armada (''• Do Re Mi Song ''• Dear Guy I Clotheslined d''• Whores ''• Parents who Find their Son's Pot - Ep 10#4101/1/93
Sketches
• Michael the Incompetent Receptionist ''• Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Employee-Employer Exchange ''• Police Department ''• Psychic Delivery Service women taken advantage of by psychics''• Police Department ''• Making Answering Machine Messages ''• Police Department ''• Mr. Tisane and the Trial - Ep 9#4091/1/93
Sketches
• Chalet 2000 - Ep 8#4081/1/93
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• Whores ''• Gavin -- Door-to-Door Missionaries''• Car Stalle''• Dull since the Heart Attack''• Whores (SDM)(4)''• Kevin's Family and Airport Movies Series ''• My God They Can Read My Thoughts''• Awkward Thanksgiving - Ep 7#4071/1/93
Sketches
• Sarcastic Conversation Baiter''• Chicken Lady Visits Her Old House ''• He's 45 ''• Bad Doctor -- Confusing Names''• Seven Things to Do Today''• He's 45 ''• He's 45 ''• Fran & Judy the New Widow - Ep 6#4061/1/93
Sketches
• Can I Turn on the Radio? ''• Becoming a Booster''• The Losers''• Traveling Blade Sharpener''• Times Are Changing''• The Losers''• Forced Date''• What Am I Doing ''• The Losers - Ep 5#4051/1/93
Sketches
7 at 11 News - Weatherman is Not God : the weatherman is not God (Channel 7 News, Nena)'' Emergency Room Joker : A seriously injured patient takes time out for a few gags'' Donovan responds to Scott's ad:'' Out of Body Experience'' Sex Girl Patrol '' So says you!moreless - Ep 4#4041/1/93
Sketches
• Governor's Wrong Number''• Spot Bellini Contest''• The Fight Pickers''• Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Multiple Personalities''• The Fight Pickers''• The Sandwich People''• Meeting of the Ontario Dental Association ''• Bauer at Kyle's - Ep 3#4031/1/93
Sketches
• Fiore Parfums Commercial'' • Whores'' • The Fantasy Sexual Indescretion'' • I'm Turning Assistant into a Rat '' • Whores '' • Phil from the Warehouse with the Pains in his Head'' • Whores'' • The "Will Do" Guy in Prison - Ep 2#4021/1/93
Street Fight -- Parents Watching''• Cathy & Kathie & the New Girl''• Street Fight -- Confusion''• Darryl on a Date -- the Oompah Band''• Street Fight -- Unfair Fight''• Buddy -- Virtual Reality''• Cyril St. John the Escapist''• Hardboiled NY Rednecks - Ep 1#4011/1/93
Sketches:
Cameraman Memorial: A memorial for Ted Riley who died in a Toonces the Cat type car crash.'' The Night I Connected With My Dog: Bruce connects with a dog for which he previously felt nothing.'' Taxi Birth: Afterwards, he'll help people, but legitimate fares come first.'' Hookers - Undercover: The whores smell the cops from a mile away.'' Repair: Tucker will figure it out; he just needs more time.'' Hair Styles: Coping with the pressure through hair styles.'' Rude Awakening: A man wakes up with a giant spider on his face.'' Hookers - Tourist: Damn tourists. At least they took her wallet.'' Would You Do An Alien?: One would. One wouldn't.'' Work Pig: A hyper businessman takes time out to get his heart working again.moreless
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Season 3
- Ep 22#322
Skits: ''''Withstanding Blatant Abuse'' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Cops'' In short- He didn't interfere because he though they knew each other.''''Strip Club '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Emcee'' In Short- The freaks attend a strip show with Rooster Boy. ''''Old Lady Falls Down '' Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Cops'' In short- The cops don't get involved when a man helps an old lady up.''''Videos '' Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Lex, Dean'' In Short- Dean borrows a video from Lex and fails to return it. ''''Canada Abandons Monarchy '' Stars- Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- The Queen, Prince Edward'' In Short- The Queen interrupts a broadcast of raging rivers.''''Sleeping on the Squad Car '' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Cops'' In short- He fell asleep on the hood of the car.''''Stay Down! '' Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Sid, Sharisse, The Queen, Sid's Friend'' In short- Sid keeps coming back for more.moreless - Ep 21#321
Skits: ''''Girls! Girls! Girls! '' Stars- Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher '' In short- Man finds the Headcrusher after following a sign for girls.''''Marriages '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a'' In short- A woman repeatedly remarries after repeated marrying the wrong guy.''''Blame for Blue Jays Loss '' Stars- Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Bigot Cabbie'' In short- Cabbie blames "certain people." ''''Man Boobs '' Stars- Dave, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Danny Husk'' In short- Man asks if he's always had breasts, or are they new.''''Blood From a Stone '' Stars- n/a'' Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl'' In short- You can get blood from a stone.''''Road Rage'' Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Bigot Cabbie, Psycho Cabbie'' In Short- Cabbie shoots other cars, delivers a package, and picks up other fares. ''''The Thrift Shop '' Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Raj, Christine, Lacey'' In Short- They talk about their freaky day.''''My Pen! '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Psycho Cabbie'' In short- A bank teller lost the pen he does his work with.''''"It's a Fact" Girl Wants More Money '' Stars- Mark'' Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Murray'' In short- While she's on strike, Mark fills in.moreless - Ep 20#32012/31/91
Skits:'''' On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave'' Bearded Lady Marries (DKM)(3): the bearded lady prepares to get married (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady)'' Arrogant Executive (DK)(3): the arrogant executive listens to an ad pitch'' Kids in the Hall Kids/Bruce's Regrets (BM)(3): Bruce's regrets at the end of the KITH season (Satan, Mr. Tyzik, Cabbage Head)'' Horny Patient (SK)(3): horny man gets examined by a nurse (Nurse Unloop)'' On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave'' Spy Models* (SDMK)(3): a film with Francesca & Bruno (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)moreless - Ep 19#31912/31/91
Skits:'''' What?!?!? (SB)(3): man wonders about the look his wife gives him'' Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 1 (KDSB)(3): Hecubus is fired for drinking too much (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)'' Father & Son Thieves (BS)(3): father and son rob a man's house'' Darryl on a Date -- Darryl's Momma (MDS)(3): Darryl has a date over and tells his date about his mother (Darryl)'' Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 2 (DK)(3): Hecubus fired continued (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)'' Absent-Minded Customer/Scott Thompson's 100th Waiter Sketch (all)(3): an absent minded guy doesn't understand the story/celebration for Scott's 100th Waitermoreless - Ep 18#31812/31/91
Skits:'''' Old Yeller 1 (all)(3): KITH presents the dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"'' A.T. & Love's Danny Husk -- Porn Star (SD)(3): Danny Husk's Boss confronts Danny about being a porn star (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss)'' "What If" Guy (BM)(3): man confronts noisy people in restaurant, but runs through alternate versions of reality in his mind'' Buddy's Bar -- Drugs (S)(3): Buddy talks about drugs (Buddy)'' Old Yeller 2 (all)(3): another dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"'' Rod Torfulson's Armada (MBSK)(3): Rod tries to convince the band to change its name (Armada)'' Horsey/Old Yeller 3 (DSMK)(3): mother reveals the truth to her daughter about her horsey/dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"moreless - Ep 17#31712/31/91
Skits:'''' Flying Pig Remeniscing (all)(3): man remenisces about the Flying Pig (Flying Pig, Guy in Line, Danny Husk)'' Her "God" Spot (DKM)(3): dog show organizer wonder about a misprint'' The Darcy Pennell Show* with Francesca Fiore (DKS)(3): Francesca Fiore goes on Darcy's show and brings a clip of her next movie (Darcy Pennell, Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)'' Son of Flying Pig 1 (MSKB)(3): the son of the Flying Pig shows up (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)'' Thank-you letters of Tyrone Bibbens Esquire (SK)(3): Tyrone Bibbens writes thank you letters, because he'll be dead soon'' Tanya at a Party 1 (all)(3): Tanya annoys people at a party (Tanya)'' Son of Flying Pig 2 (KBD)(3): son of the Flying Pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)'' Tanya at a Party 2 (MD)(3): Tanya the day after the party (Tanya) (over credits)moreless - Ep 16#31612/31/91
Skits:'''' Celebrities Scott Thompson Looks Like (S)(3): the celebrities Scott Thompson looks like'' One Clearly Insane Person (DK)(3): Jerry Sizzler visits his now-cured sister (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler)'' It's a Fact (M)(3): Importance of Cleaning Ears'' After-Death Experience (M)(3): Mississippi Gary's song about his after-death experience (Mississippi Gary)'' Garbage Man Fan (BKM)(3): man who applauds garbage men '' It's a Fact'' Looking for Pot (all+PJ)(3): Bower goes searching for pot (Bower, Jocelyn, Satan, Bobby)moreless - Ep 15#31512/31/91
Skits:'''' Police Department (BM)(3): 9:34 p.m. Welland Park - abandoned potato (Police Department)'' Captain Wonderful (DKS)(3): Captain Wonderful, Arms Longfellow, and the Winged Avenger at their hideout'' Don't Call Her 1 (BS)(3): man debates whether to call a potential girlfriend (Brad) '' Police Department'' Gay Home Alone Outfit (S)(3): Scott explains what gay boys wear when home alone '' Businessman that Just Stares (MKD)(3): the party with businessman that just stares unnervingly but has ulterior motives'' Don't Call Her 2 (B)(3): man and girlfriend have sex'' Exhibition Shirling (all)(3): an exhibition of shirling (Shirling Guy)moreless - Ep 14#31412/31/91
Skits:'''' Poem by the Emperor of Japan 1 (M)(3): the emporer recites a haiku'' Gavin's Mother's Funeral (all)(3): Gavin attends his mother's funeral (Gavin, Father, New Mother, Murray)'' Poem by the Emperor of Japan 2 (M)(3): another haiku'' King of Empty Promises (KDM)(3): the "Will Do" guy borrows a videotape from Lex (Dean, Lex)'' Bruce on How to Break Into Show Biz (B)(3): Bruce explains how to break into show business'' Appendix Scar of Hate (MDK)(3): man has a disturbing appendix scar (Doctor) '' Poem by the Emperor of Japan 3 (M)(3): another haiku'' Scott Thompson's Perfect Man (all)(3): Scott describes his perfect manmoreless - Ep 13#31312/31/91
Skits:'''' History of Boxing (KD)(3): innovation in the history of boxing'' Pizza Shop Lechers (MKD)(3): pizza shop guys lust after schoolgirls'' On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - opera'' Sid & Sharisse (BM)(3): Sid wonders if he is too small to love (Sid, Sharisse)'' On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - desert island'' The Agents (SMDB)(3): the agents try to get an actor a gig (Sudelmans)'' On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - mustache'' Bald Man's Horrible Secret (B)(3): bald wig salesman has a horrible secretmoreless - Ep 12#312
Skits:'''' Police Department (BM)(3): 9:33 p.m. Simcoe Park - other careers: opera singer and security guard (Police Department)'' Chicken Kabob (all)(3): man chokes on a chicken kabob'' Fake Ed McMahon (BDM)(3): man pretends to be Ed McMahon'' Police Department (BM)(3): 6:17 p.m. Westfield Ave. - shift's over (Police Department)'' Buddy's Bar -- AIDS (S)(3): Buddy talks about AIDS (Buddy)'' Wimpy Tea Guy (KM)(3): Mr. Tisane orders some tea (Mr. Tisane)'' Police Department (BM)(3): 8:11 p.m. Logan Road - asleep on the car (Police Department)'' Tammy -- The Pickle (all+P)(3): Tammy meets the Queen at a pickle factory (Tammy, The Queen, Paul Bellini)moreless - Ep 11#31112/31/91
Skits:'''' Girls! Girls! Girls! (KM)(3): guy follows signs to find girls (Mr. Tyzik)'' The Marriages (all)(3): a woman's repeated failed attempts at marriage'' He's 45 1 (BD)(3): hip guy talks to his son (He's 45)'' The Thrift Shop (SMK)(3): Raj and Christine discuss the strange day (Raj, Christine)'' He's 45 2 (BDK)(3): hip guy and his family (He's 45)'' Sexual Harassment of Himself (MKD)(3): trial of the man who acused himself of sexual harassment'' He's 45 3 (BK)(3): hip guy's open relationship (He's 45)'' Stay Down! (BMKS)(3): Sid who won't stay down when losing a fight (Sid, Sharisse, The Queen, Sid's Friend)moreless - Ep 10#31012/31/91
Skits:'''' It's a Fact (-)(3): you can get blood from a stone'' Wanna See a Dead Body? (SDBK)(3): man brings his girlfriend to see a dead body in a field (White-Haired Criminal)'' Scott's Double 1 (all+P)(3): Scott's double starts misbehaving (Paul Bellini) '' Businessmen (BM)(3): Gerald and Gerald talk on the phone (Gerald, Gerald) '' Minimum Wage (B)(3): guy complains about minimum wage'' Scott's Double 2 (all+P)(3): Scott's double continued'' Stereo Bargaining (BD)(3): man bargains in a stereo store (Murray)'' It's a Fact (-)(3): uncle lost his job and acts weird'' Naval Captain (KSD)(3): the stupid ship captain'' It's a Fact (M)(3): the "It's a Fact" girl bargains for more money (Murray)moreless - Ep 9#30912/31/91
Skits:'''' Old Lady Falls Down (SKMB)(3): old lady falls down, man takes her oranges (Police Department)'' Psychic Artist (DK)(3): Dave's draws a person he has never seen, based only on the sound of his voice'' Gavin's Love (all)(3): Gavin falls in love with his babysitter (Gavin, Gavin's mother)'' Mr. Heavyfoot Puts on his Pants* (DK)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot)'' Buddy's Bar -- Paris (S)(3): Buddy discusses his time in Paris (Buddy)'' Street Singers 1 (BM)(3): the street singers sing on the street (Street Singers)'' Mr. Heavyfoot Hates the Movie* (D)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot)'' Street Singers 2 (all)(3): the street singers in their home (Street Singers)moreless - Ep 8#3081/1/08
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'' Genius: Einstein is mocked.''
'' Gut: Three men who take pride in their huge guts.
'' Wedding Virgin: Brides used to be virgins when they married.
'' Terrier: Terriers are his very favorite breed.
'' Wedding Toast: He introduced them. They're in love and he's still single.
'' Freedom Of Speech: People are just jealous of his command of English.
'' Wedding Objection: Man objects to wedding.
'' Excellent Patio: While waiting 5 long minutes, they realize he's not a very good waiter.moreless - Ep 7#3071/1/08
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'' Mom Or Dad: Do you want to live with your mom, dad, or...
'' Evol: Sir Simon dines with one Miss Helen Bathgate.
'' Same As Bruce 1: Bruce meets a man who could be his identical twin.
'' Mocking: Guy mocks people in a waiting room.
'' Sacking All Admirals: Why did they have to take the word gay?
'' Same As Bruce 2 / Waiting Room: Is it all a scam? And, part 2 of Bruce's lookalike.
'' Kidnapped: Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped.moreless - Ep 6#3061/1/08
Sketches:'''' Cops - Night 1: And to top things off, Sarge lost his badge.'' Accents: If you want to work in dinner theatre, listen to him.'' Original Bat: Larry's mother makes potato salad for unseen visitors.'' Bingo: It's easy to point the finger at the clown.'' Drag Revolution: Scott's recount of the Drag Revolution. Miss Ross has a gun.'' Cops - Night 2: Examining photos of the suspect.'' Teamwork: Stories about the ultimate bad boss are retold.'' Cops - Night 3: He loans his gun to someone who asks to see it.moreless - Ep 5#30512/31/90
Sketches:'''' Presentation: But first, the whores!'' Tanya's Goodbye: They are competing with a lot of other parties.'' Open Letter 1: Open letter addressed to the guy who stole his bike wheel.'' Tucker: It's just a mouse...a very smart mouse.'' Open Letter 2: Open letter addressed to the people who stood by and watched.'' Until Proven Guilty: At his murder trial, the defendant assures he'd never lie...not to God.'' Underage: Kids, who just look young for their ages, ask Scott to buy them beer.moreless - Ep 4#30412/31/90
Sketches:'''' Golf: How's golfing out there?'' Earring: It's the 90's. Men wear earrings.'' Flying Pig 1: The flying pig is explained to a guy who has never heard of him.'' Queen's Address: The Queen interrupts a broadcast of raging rivers.''Flying Pig 2: The guy now explains to flying pig to another guy.'' Academy Awards: Presenting the Best Actor award. It's a three-way tie.'' Cops - Flying Pig: One cop explains the flying pig to the other.'' Chop Chop: Can he borrow your axe? He was a bit clumsy with his own.'' Flying Pig 3: The Flying Pig is...dead?moreless - Ep 3#30312/31/90
Sketches:'''' Asleep on the Job: Construction worker firmly denies it.'' Measure: Bruce is 17 inches tall. He thought he was 5' 7".'' Nervous Break(Fast) Down: Can't fix the car without a whole lotta milka.'' Raise 1: Writer of sketch wants more money.'' Gimmel 100: It does everything but pay for itself.'' Raise 2: Without direction, the sketch has gone on for forty days.'' Tammy: Tammy meets the press.moreless - Ep 2#302
Sketches:'''' Clothes Make The Man: Just a man dressing his best to get the paper.'' Can't Sleep 1: Brian pretends to be sleepwalking.'' Tiggy: Guy tries to train his useless dog.'' I Can Live With That: Couples sits in relationship section of restaurant.'' Excellent TV: All great paintings have an element of tragedy.'' Can't Sleep 2: Gordon talks in his sleep.'' Girl Drink Drunk: It tastes like candy.moreless - Ep 1#3011/1/91
Sketches:
Plane: Flight attendants burst into restaurant.'' Body Conscious: : Man asks if he's always had breasts, or are they new.'' Cabbie - Bigot: Cabbie blames "certain people."'' Chicken Lady Show: The freaks attend a strip show with Rooster Boy.''Cabbies - Pris: Cabbie shoots other cars, delivers a package, and picks up other fares.'' Cops - Abuse: He didn't interfere because he thought they knew each other.'' Small C: They discuss Mickey Rooney and small "C" celebrities.'' The Pen: A bank teller lost the pen he does his work with.'' Cops - Movie: They discuss a film about a murder, while guarding a dead body.'' Touch Me There: Danny Husk wants his wife to pay his nipples more attention.moreless
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Season 2
- Ep 22#2225/7/91
Sketches:''''Cops - Prisoner: Episode 205 '' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Cops'' In short- Suspect is locked in car.''''Comfortable: Episode 201'' Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Nina's husband'' In short- Nina's husband makes a "pass" at his old friend's wife. ''''Trapper: Episode 202'' Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Francois, Jacques'' In short- The French-Canadian trappers who trap businessmen for their suits. ''''Painting A Chair: Episode 207'' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Gavin'' In Short- There's this guy and he's paintin' a chair.''''Cops - Shootout: 205 '' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Cops'' In short- A standoff outside a house.''''Chicken Lady: Episode 205 '' Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady'' In short- Man answers her personal ad.''''Simon & Hecubus: Episode 202 '' Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Sir Simon Milligan, Hecubus, Satan'' In short- Hecubus proves he is impolite and evil; Satan likes the show.''''Cops - Dad: Episode 209'' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Cops'' In short- Never told his Dad he loved him.''''Hazy Movie: Episode 220 '' Stars- Dave, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones'' In Short- Man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie.''''Eating In The Shower: Episode 210'' Stars- Kevin'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Over the credits, Kevin eats in the shower.moreless - Ep 21#2215/7/91
Sketches:''''Fact #1: Episode 213 '' Stars- Bruce'' Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl'' In short- Her uncle Tony can spit really far.''''Headcrusher - Rival: Episode 217 '' Stars- Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tyzik aka "The Headcrusher" '' In short- There can be only one.''''Off Swingin': Episode 201 '' Stars- n/a'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In Short- The most handsome man in the world. ''''Daddy Drank: Episode 209'' Stars- Dave, Kevin'' Recurring Characters- n/a'' In Short- A story about how Daddy drank.''''The Affair: Episode 214 '' Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Darrill'' In short- Story of the secret affair.''''Fact #2 - Queen's ABC's: Episode 211 '' Stars- Scott'' Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Queen'' In short- The Queen sings her ABCs.''''The Doctor: Episode 201 '' Stars- Dave'' Recurring Characters- Bad Doctor '' In short- He's not boosting, he's just stating a fact. ''''A Little Something: Episode 203 '' Stars- Bruce, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Don'' In short- Executive has cucumber salad on face.''''Fact #4 - Neighbors: Episode 213 '' Stars- n/a'' Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl'' In short- Her neighbors have been in love for forty-five years. ''''First Time: Episode 215'' Stars- Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Melanie'' In short- Melanie has her date over in her parent's bedroom.''''Girls Of Summer: Episode 202 '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole, Shona, Patty'' In short- Buddy manages the Sappho Sluggers.moreless - Ep 20#2204/30/91
Sketches:'''' Lively Party: A group of people play charades.'' Butcher Shop: Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop'' Cops - Sexism: Is it real?'' Who's To Blame: The boss looks for someone to blame!'' Cops - Clouds: What do they look like?'' Having Tea: Two destructive guys have a tea party.'' Faux Pas:: A man makes inappropriate comments.'' Cops - Partners: What happened to them.'' Messages: He is the best.'' Tube Top Of Justice: What a story.'' Hazy Movie: A man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie.moreless - Ep 19#2194/23/91
Sketches:'''' The Cure: A man embarrasses his friend at a bar.'' Secretaries - Logey: The office is exhausted.'' Thirty Second Stories - Tess: Who Built Cars'' Directions: A guy who speaks English meets a guy who claims to speak no English.'' Excellent Guy - Big Brother: Darryl spends time with his "Little Brother."'' Thirty Second Stories - Office Party: Shame!'' Taxpayer: A bad sketch is a waste of taxpayer money.'' Thirty Second Stories - Fries: The Stones concert.'' Into The Doors: A man in record store thinks about getting a Doors album.moreless - Ep 18#2184/16/91
Sketches:'''' Clandstein Meeting #1: Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head.'' The Letter: A disturbing piece of mail.'' Plungers: A man talks about a great plunger salesman.'' Clandstein Meeting #2: Cabbage Head is shot!'' Fact #7: Aliens'' Mr. Pin: Pin waiting in grocery store line impatiently.'' Liza's Party: Weston Esterhazy's Hollywood spoon-head movie.'' Clandstein Meeting #3: Cabbage Head in Heaven.moreless - Ep 17#2174/9/91
Sketches:'''' Thousand Dollars: Song in a western bar.'' Cops - Towing: Ticketing my car.'' Decorator #1: A man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment.'' Headcrusher - Rival: A battle to the death.'' Shortest: They haven't got a clue.''Bellini Finale: Belleni gets touched.'' Cops - Graveyard: First traffic ticket.'' Governor: A governor talks with hooker.'' Ham Of Truth: It's F-ing good ham.'' Decorator #2: Creditsmoreless - Ep 16#2164/2/91
Sketches:'''' One Of These Five Men: Really?'' Cincinnati Kid: The Cinncinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid.'' Career Ending #2: Leslie de Gaulle Trio -- anti-Communist folk singers.'' Thirty Second Stories - Joe: Magnetic Joe.'' No Words: A woman misinterprets an innocent request for the time.'' Thirty Second Stories - Dump: Going to the zoo.'' Career Ending #1: Woman thanks Hitler.'' The Trip: A trip to the farm.'' Wild Weekend: Cathy has a scandalous weekend.moreless - Ep 15#2153/26/91
Sketches:'''' M. Piedlourde Donne Un Cuop De Pied An Ballon: Speaks for itself.'' Scott's Not Gay: Panic!'' First Time: Melanie has a date.'' Bad News: He's kinda evil.'' Poo Guy: Bruce is the Poo Guy'' M. Piedlourde A Une Rende-Vous: Speaks for itself.'' Victum: A guy who apparently wants to get beaten up.'' Night Of The Cow: The story of the Night of the Cow.'' M. Piedlourde Sur La Lune: Speaks for itself.moreless - Ep 14#2143/19/91
Sketches:'''' Report: A man coughs up the report in a business meeting.'' Gandar #1: An attempt at hypnosis.'' M. Piedlourde Court Un Marathon: Speaks for itself.'' Jazz Music: Bruce hates jazz.'' Gandar #2: Hypnosis attempt continued.'' Touch Bellini: Announcement of the contest winner.'' The Affair: Story of the secret affair.'' M. Piedlourde Essait L'Auto: Speaks for itself.'' Queen To Queen: Buddy and the Queen's correspondence.moreless - Ep 13#2133/12/91
Sketches:'''' Cops - Good Cop/BadCop: They're getting the hang of it.'' Brad & The Phone: A guy calls for phone sex.'' Fact #1: Uncle Tony.'' Book, Bottle, Blonde: A story of a guy who writes children's books.'' Cops - Money: Best thing about being a cop.'' Shoes: Evan the intense shoe salesman.'' Evil T: Maybe it's the letters?'' Fact #5: Bigfoot Singing.'' Heckler: Mississippi Gary is heckled.'' Fact #4: Neighbors in love.'' The Long Note: The Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt.moreless - Ep 12#2123/5/91
Sketches:'''' Cops - Bubble Bath: Disturbing.'' How I Sleep: Kevin shows us how he sleeps.'' Old Friends: Woman talks about her husband's mistress.'' Standing: "Stand in the New Style" hip-hop song.'' Vegas: On a faraway planet, son asks his father about the place they call Vegas.'' Carpenter: Proof that Jesus was a bad carpenter.'' Cops - Daughter: She's so young.'' Encounter: The support group for people that won't be tyrannized by their bladders.moreless - Ep 11#21112/18/90
Sketches:'''' Fact #2: Beethovens 5th'' That's America: Bruce salutes America.'' Prisoner's Jam: A politician judge at a jam-tasting contest.'' Fact #3: Queen's ABC's'' Cuttin' It Close #1: A guy who watches for tits on TV.'' Secret Of Broadway: Girls backstage discuss the new play.'' Cuttin' It Close #2: A guy who finally sees some tits on TV.'' Hustlers - Richard Nixon: A message to Richard Nixon.'' Mispronouncer: This is why some words are spelled FOU-NET-ICK-LY'' Fact #3A: Red-headed Witches.'' Dead Fish: Guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish.'' Fact Girl & Queen: Credits.moreless - Ep 10#21012/11/90
Sketches:'''' Guess Your Weight: Guy who can guess everything but weight.'' Go For Guilt: Nena's first date with a guy.'' Hustlers - Math Teachers: The message to the old math teachers.'' Fag Basher: Leslie saves a guy from fag bashers.''Friendly Rivals: Worker who keeps a list of his office enemies.'' Show Within A Show: The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson.'' Mr. Hugula: A man in restaurant who can't remember who he is.'' Housework Hustlers: Men whoring their maid service.'' Choclate: The girls have a get-together.'' Eating In The Shower: Credits.moreless - Ep 9#20912/4/90
Sketches:'''' Cops - Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea.'' Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy.'' Cops - Dad: Don't love my dad.'' Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank.'' The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street.'' Cops - Shelley Long: Enough said.'' Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out.'' The Leash #2: Shelly Long. '' The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone.'' Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference.'' Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers.moreless - Ep 8#20811/13/90
Sketches:'''' I Can't Play The Piano: A horrible lounge act sing a song.'' Democracy: A birth of a nation.'' Tampa Bay: Gordon is fired.'' Cops - Duck: A duck?'' Freak: A man who bleeds at will!'' Cops - Tony Baldwin: Real cops with fake cops.'' Seminar Money Momentum!!!'' Celebrity: A night with Tony Baldwin.'' Liposuction: What a lovely song.moreless - Ep 7#20711/6/90
Sketches:'''' Lady Is A Tramp #1: A man tries to befriend a whore.'' Meet The Geralds: Gerald is in a slump'' I'm English: Thinks everyone should speak English.'' Lady Is A Tramp #2: Man proposes to the Lady.'' Painting A Chair: Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair.'' The Lack-O-Trust Blues: Philanderer sings a song in a western bar.'' Lady Is A Tramp #3: Lady is a Tramp 30 years later.moreless - Ep 6#20610/30/90
Sketches:'''' Second Novel: "The Heavy Pen."'' Baboon: Humanoids for Humanism help animals.'' Hair Loss: A man loses his hair in a restaurant.'' Conversation: The amicable breakup turns nasty.'' Buddy - Wood Nymph: Buddy spots a wood nymph.'' Anecdote Guy: Good night! I'm joking!'' Groovy Teacher: Theo the cool teacher confides to his class.moreless - Ep 5#20510/23/90
Sketches:'''' The Jury: Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole.'' Cops - Shootout: A standoff.'' Prisoner: Buddy explains how he got put in prison.'' Sizzler & The Bank: The Sizzlers try to rob a bank.'' Cops - 211 In Progress: The cops in action.'' Chicken Lady: The Chicken Lady gets a date.'' Drugs Are Bad: Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops.'' Cops - Prisoner: Locked keys in car.'' Clean Sheets: Best things in life.'' Justice: The trial of a lifetime.moreless - Ep 4#20410/16/90
Sketches:'''' Nutty Bunnies: Nutty bunnies frolick in a field.'' Queer Nation: Buddy talks about who is gay.'' Cops - Uniform: Proper Uniforms.'' Excellent Dinner: Darryl on a Date.'' Cops - Stanze: The proper way.'' The Parrot: A man with nagging wife and parrot.'' Cops - Naked: Naked through the woods.'' Customer: Man who wanted his bill five minutes ago. '' On The Run: The Cops chase some escaped convicts.moreless - Ep 3#20310/9/90
Sketches:'''' Newscast - Paper Airplanes: The Channel 7 News Team'' Sizzler & Sizzler: Sizzler sisters' lounge act. '' Pagent: Kathie wins Miss Canadian '' Tony & Nick: Two friends in the subway.'' Newscast - Meech Lake: Channel 7 News Team, again.'' A Little Something: Executive has cucumber salad on his face.'' Phone: A phone rings incessantly!moreless - Ep 2#20210/2/90
Sketches:'''' Cops - O Canada: Our hoem and native land.'' Trapper: The daily hunt begins.'' Cabbage Head - Old Friends: Cabbage Head at it again.'' It's Not Working Out #1: Chris is fired.'' The Loner: ...And his toe.'' It's Not Working Out #2: Chris is fired... again.'' Simon & Hecubus: In the Pit of Ultimate Darkness.'' It's Not Working Out #3: Chris is fired... one more time.'' Girls Of Summer: Coach Buddy does it again.moreless - Ep 1#2019/25/90
Sketches:'''' Spring: What a man likes about spring.'' Comfortable: How comfortable are these couples?'' Trucker #2: Truck Owner makes a phone call.'' Hard Day: An undercover alien overreacts to innocent questions.'' Off Swingin': One cool cat.'' The Doctor: How far can you coast on just charm?'' Bobby & The Devil: Bobby has a guitar fight with Satan.moreless
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Season 1
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- Ep 21#1215/22/90
Sketches: ''''Death Row: Episode 115 '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Melanie'' In short- Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.''''Banker Doesn't Like Us: Episode 108 '' Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- "Nobody Likes Us" Guys'' In Short- They can't get a loan because Elinor doesn't like them.''''Buddy's Better: Episode 102 '' Stars- Scott'' Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole '' In short- Buddy comments on what "they say" about the races. ''''Crusing Your Head #2: Episode 101 '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher '' In Short- The Headcrusher crushes businessmen's heads.''''Citizen Kane: Episode 103 '' Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In Short- It was Citizen Kane...or maybe it was Psycho. ''''Car Ride: Episode 119 '' Stars- Bruce'' Recurring Characters- n/a'' In short- The $300 car.''''Womyn: Episode #102 '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Five men discuss things, like being a woman, during a game of cards. ''''Crushing Your Head #3: Episode 101 '' Stars- Mark'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher '' In short- The Headcrusher talks to a businessman wannabe. ''''Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: Episode 108 '' Stars- Dave, Kevin'' Recurring Characters- "Nobody Likes Us" Guys'' In short- Hang in there.moreless - Ep 20#1205/15/90
Sketches:'''' Fat Man: The fat man song.'' How We Met Nena and husband find out how their friends met.'' Thirty Helens Agree #1 : "There's a time and a place to show photos of your kids."'' Bank People: Who the hell are they.'' Double Date: The guys go on a date in a restaurant.'' Buddy Is Canadian: Buddy discusses Canadians.'' Buddy Holly: What Buddy Holly was really like.'' Thirty Helens Agree #2: "A Helen is a Helen."'' The Dr. Seuss Bible: A presentation of the Bible if it was written by Dr. Seuss.moreless - Ep 19#1195/8/90
Sketches:'''' Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women.'' Island Boys: Island-native brothers discuss manhood.'' Can't Kill Rock: Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock.'' Tarantula: The pick up artist.'' Cat's Away: Guys party when girlfriends leave.'' Mutilated: Scott complaining about some missing... skin.'' Car Ride: A nice ride through the country.'' Owww: Monique the pyromaniac is fired.moreless - Ep 18#1185/1/90
Sketches:'''' Love Me: Guy cooking steaks; guys runs up.'' Stinky Pink: Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her separation and new hair color.'' Premise Beach #1: People who shouldn't run for office.'' Crouton: The story of the big crouton.'' Olympics: Tragedy at the olympics.'' Premise Beach #2: People with gift heads.'' Shitty Soup: Everyone who comes here has it.'' She's Gone : Girl leaves guy because of fly on his face.moreless - Ep 17#1174/24/90
Sketches:''''• Boo!: The author of scary books.''• Dracula: Leslie has a friend over.''• The Middle: A comedy sketch premise.''• Crushing Girlfriend: Head Crusher's friend comes over.''• Mass Murderer: A look at the life of a murderer.''• B&K: A song and dance team.''• Darcy Pennell: Ugly women's fashions. - Ep 16#1164/17/90
Sketches:'''' The Floater: Man wonders how did this happen.'' Is He?: Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay.'' Thirty Helens Agree #1: Pens.'' Manny Coon: A brief speech by Manny Coon.'' Thirty Helens Agree #2: Minds.'' Bass Player: A tribute to a bass player'' Compensation: Workmen explain how compensation works.'' Thirty Helens Agree #3: Disagree.'' Power Of My Cock: A man holds the house hostage from inside the bathroom.moreless - Ep 15#1154/10/90
Sketches:'''' Death Row: Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.'' Man Guy: The faux blues man from Vermont.'' Crazy Love: The men who love all women.'' Buddy's Island Buddy stranded on a desert Island.'' Captain Alan: Drunk guy pretends to be a cop.'' Mechanic: The mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks.'' Baby: A baby-less couple talks to a mother in the park.moreless - Ep 14#1144/3/90
Sketches:'''' Editors Intro: Editors discuss what to cut.'' Breakup: Song about Bobby's breakup.'' Editors #2: Editors discuss what to cut continued.'' I Lied: Story of a man and his father.'' Dull Death: The guy with the life-after death experience.'' I'm A Cat The life of a cat, with the cat jazz band.'' My Routine: The everyday routine of one man.'' Schoolroom: Boring teacher has affair during class.'' Editors Finale : Editors discuss what to cut continued.moreless - Ep 13#1131/30/90
Sketches:'''' Signs Of Loneliness: What's happening in the lonely city.'' Networking: Gerald and Gerald network at a business party.'' Lopez #1: Man calls out for Lopez outside of a house.'' Fat Hitch-hiker: Man gives a "fat" guy a lift.'' Lopez #2: Lopez continued.'' No Regrets: Man criticizes donut shop customers.'' The Lamp: Man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp.'' Lopez #3: Lopez continued.'' Indian Woman: Boy who has decided to become an Indian woman.'' Lopez #4: Credits.moreless - Ep 12#1121/23/90
Sketches:'''' Turning Over: Kathie turns over.'' Mood Swing: Several mood swings happen in this lovely home.'' Billy Dreamer #1 : Billy Dreamer talks to his boss.'' Folk Music: A discussion of folk music.'' Who's Gay In Hollywood?: Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood.'' Billy Dreamer #2: Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends.'' Skoora: The legend of Skoora, the gentile shark.moreless - Ep 11#1111/16/90
Sketches:'''' Night Of The Living Dead: Silly parody of the movie.'' Can Never Go Home Attilla and his lover have a spat.'' Thirty Helens Agree #1: Coleslaw'' Under Control: Fire at A.T. & Love.'' Gunslinger #1: Once shot a man just to watch him die.'' Star Crossed Lovers: The lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet were.'' Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Hawaii was better before."'' Barbershop: Clem tells stories in the barber shop.moreless - Ep 10#1101/9/90
Sketches:'''' Hoopla: Security guard complains about hoopla.'' McGuillicutty & Green: Vaudeville act with bad straight man.'' Wake Up!: The drunk brothers come over at 3AM.'' MacIntyre's Name: The story of a farmer.'' One Step At A Time: Two guys discuss taking things one step at a time..'' Nobody Likes Us: "Nobody Likes Us" guys sing on a bus.'' McGuillicutty & Kurosawa: Yet another bad straight man.'' Three For The Moon Three guys sit on wall and discuss the moon.moreless - Ep 9#1091/2/90
Sketches:'''' A Place To Die #1: Man explains how he's going to die in the house he was born.'' Secretaries: Cathy & Kathie gossip about Tanya'' A Place To Die#2 : Die in that house continued.'' Preacher: Mark's preacher character''Weston: Weston discusses the stars.'' A Place To Die #3: Die in that house contiuned.'' Teddy Bear's Picnic: Father tries to put his kid to sleep with a story.moreless - Ep 8#10812/19/89
Sketches: '''' Ping Pong #1: The annoying ping pong watcher's commentary.'' The Vacation: The family blowout before the trip.'' Ping Pong #2: The annoying ping pong watcher.'' Chain Gang: Guy from the chain gang is recognized in a restaurant.'' Banker Doesn't Like Us #1: The "Nobody Likes Us" Guys try to get a loan.'' Dinosaurs: Buddy talks about dinosaurs' bad manners'' Ping Pong #3: The annoying ping pong watcher.'' Tony Comes To Dinner: White girl brings home a black boyfriend to meet her parents.'' Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: The "Nobody Likes Us" Guys continued.moreless - Ep 7#10712/12/89
Sketches: '''' Hotel La Rut #1: They can't help thinking about Tony.'' Plummet: Parachuters wonder about the odds.'' Hotel La Rut #2: Hotel continued.'' First Poem: Angered by world, Bobby writes first poem.'' Fletcher Christian: Not the real Fletcher Christian.''Hotel La Rut #3: Hotel continued.'' Joymakers: Nena from Joymakers makes a surprise party at A.T. & Love.moreless - Ep 6#10612/5/89
Sketches:'''' Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Tattoos aren't for everyone."'' Bored Rober: Apathetic burglar robs apathetic homeowner.'' Running Faggot: The song of the running faggot.'' Thirty Helens Agree #2: Twenty-Nine Helens Agree, "Promptness is important."'' Flogging: Tense businessmen go to the gym to relax.'' The Trucker: The story of a truck owner.'' Can I Keep Him?: Kid brings home a stray businessman.moreless - Ep 5#10511/21/89
Sketches:'''' Indian Drum: Man screams about his lost indian drum'' Geralds: Businessmen negotiate relationships.'' Crushing Disco #1: Head crusher crushes heads outside a club.'' Good Grandpa: Family at dinner talks about Grandpa's poo.'' Explore Scott: Take a vacation on Scott's body.'' Are Extraterrestrials Dull?: Exploration of the question "Are Extraterrestrials Dull?"'' Elvis: Bruce wonders what it would be like if Elvis were his landlord.'' Crushing Disco #2: Head crusher continued.moreless - Ep 4#10411/14/89
Sketches: '''' Deja Vu: Guys fighting in alley, one gets deja vu'' Asshole: Rude guy ruins some friends' evening out.'' The Daves I Know: Bruce sings about the Daves he knows.'' Menstruation: Dave talks about menstruation.'' House Rules: Man fighting with wife demands to be let into the house.'' The Dinner: Timmy tries to console his mother & father.'' Sick Of The Swiss: The guy who is sick of the Swiss.'' Country Doctor: The leisurely country doctor comes to save the farmer.moreless - Ep 3#10210/31/89
Sketches:'''' Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Love hurts."'' Sketch Comedy: A comedy premise.'' Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Honesty is the best policy."'' Cabbage Head Restaurant: Cabbage Head goes on a date.'' Tractor: Impromptu tractor formed with children.'' Sarcastic Guy: The guy who can't help being sarcastic.'' Buddy's Better: Buddy discusses the races.'' Thirty Helens Agree #3: "You can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes."'' Womyn: The guys discuss the ways they want to be like women.moreless - Ep 3#10311/7/89
Sketches:'''' Gunslinger #2: Gunfighter that runs a concession stand.'' Gorilla: Slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla.'' Hey Man #1: Man harassed by guys on the street'' Citizen Kane: Two friends have a dispute about the name of a movie.''Contact Lenses: Story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley'' Hey Man #2: Family harassed by guys continued.'' Salty Ham: Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham.'' Hey Man #3: Funeral goers harassed by guys concluded.moreless - Ep 1Pilot10/16/88
Sketches : ''''Hey you Millionaires! '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- A man asks the millionaires to leave his trash alone. ''''Guys on Break'' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Three men on break tell each other what they'd do with women. ''''Working Stiffs '' Stars- Mark'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the ''Headcrusher '' In short- The Headcrusher crushes yuppies' heads. ''''Brian's Bombshell '' Stars- Bruce, Dave, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Fran, Gordon, Brian, Attila'' In short- Fran tells about when her son came out at dinner the other night. ''''Goodnight Nookie '' Stars- Bruce, Mark'' Recurring Characters- Cabbagehead '' In short- Cabbagehead gets his date to let him in for a drink. ''''Everyone's Friend '' Stars- Mark'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- A perfect life until the day his life changed forever. ''''Oversensitive Guy '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- The Oversensitive Guy's girlfriend dumps him. ''''Old Lady/Battle '' Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher '' In short- A man tries to save an old lady from the Headcrusher. ''''Love at First Sight '' Stars- Scott'' Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole'' In short- Buddy discusses the notion of love at first sight. ''''But Do You Love *Me*? '' Stars- Dave, Kevin'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Woman fishes for the answer she wants to hear. ''''Rusty '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Rusty likes seniors. ''''David Foley's power/Mark McKinney's confession '' Stars- Dave, Mark'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Dave illustrates his power to bring out honesty from his fellow man. ''''Naked For Jesus '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Are you just naked, or are you naked for Jesus? ''''Reg '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- n/a '' In short- Four men's buddy Reg. ''''Headcrusher quits for the Night '' Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott'' Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher '' In short- The Headcrusher quits for the night...or does he?moreless
